I would if I did not have to hear that "the end is near" for eternity.
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an ethical question for theists.
if science started to make some progress in extending our lifespan and eventually made a breakthrough that halted the aging process, even able to reverse it.
would you accept such a treatment, or allow yourself to grow old and die to take a chance at an afterlife.
I would if I did not have to hear that "the end is near" for eternity.
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in the spirit of jeff foxworthy's ," you might be a redneck ", describe the thing that we'd do that might just get you tagged as a jehovah's witness.
i'll start.
you're goin through a drive thru and the cashier gives you $2.00 too much in change, you return it after having driven 50 miles in the other direction.. .
You might be a JW if
You do not save for retirement because the end is near
i'm trying to decide where i want to sit on the plane to dallas - i can choose online 24 hours beforehand but am not sure where is best for comfort, quiet, service, view.
is there anyway of predicting where any babies might be so i can be as far away as possible from them?.
https://www.britishairways.com/travel/managebooking/public/en_gb?eid=104504&source=mmb_tab_ob.
I prefer to sit inside the cabin. It gets awfully windy if you sit on the wings. Seriously, I do prefer a window seat usually closer to the front of the plane. Of course I'd prefer first class but only had the opportunity to fly that way once.
I do not like to emergency exit seats like LT does because I always fear the doors will break open and suck me out but the extra leg room would be nice. I have an abnormal fear of flying and don't do it often but when I do, I like a window seat.
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are you angry?
dissapointed?
saddened?
Nvr you are wise beyond your years. Thank you.
Mini, sorry to highjack.....
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are you angry?
dissapointed?
saddened?
The anger and bitterness that we may justifiably feel will bring us untold harm if we can't learn to let it go. -Nvr
That is so true and I know that one day (hopefully soon) I will be able to let go of the anger I have toward the org. I have lost 30+ years of my life to the lies and I know that if I don't let go of the anger they will claim much more than that. Excellent advice, my brother. How did you let it go?
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a semi-famous math professional poses this question in a book i'm reading.. i find the answer to be counter-intuitive, but, entertaining.. here is the question:.
you buy a sack of spuds that weighs 100lbs and are told it is 99% water.. you leave the sack outside in the sun for a couple of days before bringing it inside to store.. you find the spuds are now only 98% water.. how much does the sack of spuds weigh?
(this is not a trick question.
BTW Mouthy, if the spuds is 99% water how the hell did I get so fat eatin em?
Cos you ate meat, gravy,peas,with them Then had a whacking great slice of Cake & Ice-cream to top it off
You are the smartest Granny ever!
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ok, i wasn't sure if i should post this, but was convinced by buttlight someone who shall remain nameless.
i was talking to delilah the other day (she hasn't been posting because their computer broke down a few months ago).
she had a bizzarre experience at work a couple of weeks ago that really freaked her out.. the friday before easter, one of the women who works on her floor, was passing flyers out inviting people to a worship service that weekend.
Very weird stuff. I wonder if maybe she is so full of shit that every once in a while it shows up in her eyes.
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a semi-famous math professional poses this question in a book i'm reading.. i find the answer to be counter-intuitive, but, entertaining.. here is the question:.
you buy a sack of spuds that weighs 100lbs and are told it is 99% water.. you leave the sack outside in the sun for a couple of days before bringing it inside to store.. you find the spuds are now only 98% water.. how much does the sack of spuds weigh?
(this is not a trick question.
I agree with BA but I have no idea what he said.
BTW Mouthy, if the spuds is 99% water how the hell did I get so fat eatin em?
BFD- of the don't eat much carbs no more class and can't do math for shit
ANother time a male householder listened to my presentation and then left to get the money, when he came back he had a full erection sticking out of his robe,
The same thing happened to me. I made sure to put him on my call back list!
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
HAVE A DANCE PARTY!
BFD- btw thanks for the pointers!