This thread was totally enjoyable. I never heard of witnesses leaving a trail of dead behind before. Holy crap, I hope that little old lady gets her magazines when she's resurrected.
I live in rural NY but I am house is in town. It looks like any other suburban nieghborhood yet one day I watched as a group of JW's drive from house to house. Pulling into driveways, leaving the car running. I thought it was a bit odd. I was waiting for them to get to my side of the street because I was going to have a few questions for them. Like, why the hell are you driving from door to door? But, they never showed up at my house. WTF!
Anyway, really enjoyed all the posts here.
BFD