not appreciating a good fart in my opinion is un christian. i mean, god gave us a sense of humor, then he took the time to make our asses make that perfect sound that is so hillarious. if you don't laugh at farts, you don't appreciate gods efforts.
bigdreaux
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Local Needs on Farting! I'm Serious
by mtsgrad inin my decades of the "truth" i have heard scriptures twisted in an olympic manner to apply to local needs.
there were so many on various sexual activities that i tempted to throw money on the platform!.
i even heard from a reliable brother of a local needs on farting.
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...what was your 1st expirence like inside of a church?
by A-Team inwere you still a jw, or did you just leave?
what did you expect from a church, was it like you thought, etc.
what happened afterwards, especially if you were still a jw.
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bigdreaux
funny enough, i went to another church for the first time yesterday. my aunt was in town from atlanta, staying with other relatives i didn't really know. they invited us to their church. it was a non-denomonational church. it was weird, all the people were saying PRAISE JESUS and PREACH IT alot during the service. i really wasn't impressed with the message, or the speaking in tongues, i was, however, impressed that they had a sense of humor about themselves, and the pastor didn't seem to care what people thought of him. he was straight up. when we went back to my relatives house for lunch, my cousins husband and i discussed the bible. i was impressed how much he knew about the bible and his outlook on it. i still don't believe the bible is god's word, but, he agreed we can get together and chat about it. i respected the fact that though i was straight up with him, and told him about how i felt about the bible, he wasn't the least bit rude to me. his personality to me didn't change. in fact, we got pretty close, and are gonna start hanging out. i don't think i will attend the church again, and told him this, and he just said he respected that. it was a breath of fresh air to hear someone with such faith to be so passive. i felt really comfortable.
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playing the part
by aoxo inanyone ever give a demonstration at the assembly's?
like a life experiance or something.
i did a couple of times, something stupid like how i placed mags at school or something like that.
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bigdreaux
well, me and a "brother" used to smoke weed together, and a few weeks later he was on an assembly part saying how he was so involved in field service and everything, he had no time for much else. i was laughing on the inside. yeah, one more hit, then i gotta go in service. hahahaha i also knew a bunch of people that were on different parts. i was always the guy that everyone would party with, so, i knew what they were really like. i even went to a get together when one of the c.o.'s were in town. everyone else was talking about field service and all kinds of other crapt. me and the c.o. started talking about what beers we like. some people got offended by this and told me something, but, the c.o. was actually cool and said he was glad to have a real conversation, rather than always talking about the work. we both laughed.
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Come And See the Violence Inherent In the System!
by SixofNine income and see the violence inherent in the system.
come and see the violence inherent in the system.
come and see the violence inherent in the system.
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bigdreaux
oh, king, well, that's very nice then. and how'd you get that? BY EXPLOITING THE WORKERS!!!!!! i LOVE that movie. you can almost always quote from that in any situation. RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Open Marriages And Open RelationshipsDoes It Matter?
by The wanderer in<!-- .style1 { font-family: arial; font-size: 18px; } .style2 { font-family: arial; font-size: 16px; color: #0000ff; } .style3 {color: #0000ff} .style4 { font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; } .style5 {font-family: verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; font-style: italic; } --> open marriages and open relationshipsdoes it matter?looking back in retrospect to my days as a jehovahs witness i agreed with the societys.
mandate of one man for one woman or the biblical the two shall become one flesh per-.
spective.
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bigdreaux
open relationships can, and most times do work. you'd be surprised of the amount of people that have open relationships. there is a hustler magazine store here and their motto is "relax, it's just sex" that about sums it up for me. there is a difference between making love, and just bumping uglies. the thing is, you have to have mutual respect, and cannot be jealous. i know this isn't for most people, but, for the ones that it is for, if you have a loving relationship, i don't see the harm in having fun now and then. as long as your mate is #1 in your life.
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They didn't know 18 to 20 years ago, that pedophiles were harmful?
by horrible life inhttp://www.jw-media.org/vnr/2122827332/717263.htm.
that explains it all.
they just didn't know, that it would be harmful to a child.
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bigdreaux
OH MY FUCKING GOD THESE PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i wanted to reach throught that screen and punch that bitch. sorry for the strong language guys, this just really pisses me off. like anyone needs to be told this is harmful. this shows why being a mindless drone to an org. is so dangerous. it's like she's saying the witnesses said, "well, the watchtower didn't say it was wrong for elder so-and-so to traumatise our daughter, i guess it's okay" SHIT!!!!!! the sad part is, THEY DO THINK LIKE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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bigdreaux
hi guys, thanks for all the support. i am missanna's husband. yes, that really is her picture, yes, she really is that beautiful. :) . i just wanted to say, that the spirit of this woman is amazing. she never ceases to amaze me. her strength and determination is something i yearn for. i hope her story can help inspire other people as she has me. love ya baby.
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bigdreaux
hi guys, thanks for all the support. i am missanna's husband. yes, that really is her picture, yes, she really is that beautiful. :) . i just wanted to say, that the spirit of this woman is amazing. she never ceases to amaze me. her strength and determination is something i yearn for. i hope her story can help inspire other people as she has me. love ya baby.
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New World Translation on Jeporady
by moomanchu inis this true, e-mail i got from mom, sounds like bs to me.. recently on jeopardy on tv...one of the questions was.....what is.
>the most accurate translation of the holy scriptures??
no one got the>correct answer, so alex trebek said "new world translation of the holy>scriptures, printed by watchtower bible tract society.... ]>this following is worth reading!
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bigdreaux
the bible is up to interpretation. everyone says their version is more correct. even if it's true that a GAME SHOW says it's true, doesn't mean ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!! where are the facts to back it up. i don't even believe in the bible anymore, but, i can see that this has no meaning even if i did. like it was pointed out, witnesses jump on peoples quotes when it fits their needs. when it doesn't, no matter how valid, they discard it. truly, these are sad, misled, immature people.
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want to know what's weird?
by ninja inwe all know there is no mention of cats in the bible...not one....but another thing that's weird is that there is no reference to any people in the old testament taking their kids down to the beach to make sandcastles and stuff...why?
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bigdreaux
well, not domestic cats, but, lions are mentioned, and were worshipped in ancient times. witnesses shouldn't own them. lol every refrence to lions in the bible is negative. we should kill all the lions. just kidding, i love all animals, just trying to show how ridiculous their thought process is.