"Good morning ma'am! My friend and I were out this morning talking with your neighbors and - um, wow, nice bath towel. What? Would I like to step inside for a moment? Of course, of course. Let me just send my friend here on to the next house and we can perhaps begin our discussion with the intricacies of pornea......."
But seriously, anyone ever have one of my field ministry fantasies come true?
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What were your favourite topics in the field service?
by JH inoh, i loved it when there was an earthquake someplace around the world, or famine or war just to make a juicy introduction... .
bad economic news also made a good conversation..
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EMERGENCY! Need some ideas
by Satans little helper inso tomorrow is mrs slh's birthday and i need an imaginative idea for a present around $50.
she loves neckalces, handgabs and shoes so i've bought her loads of those.
i'm looking for something a bit more imaginative and i am stacked out at work today so don't have the time to trawl the net for ideas.
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Thank you nrgnbk, now if I can just avoid having posts deleted....
Good quality perfume can last years and the memories conjured up by scents can be profoundly intense.
This got me thinking. Ever since I can remember, I've melted at the mere hint of Calvin Klein's Obsession. Any time, any place, any one.....doesn't matter. I'm instantly in a better mood, and the unfortunate lady wearing this intoxicating scent is instantly beautiful and therefore subject to my most embarrassing attempts at wooing. Never understood it. Years ago I stumbled into the knowledge that my mother wore that perfume for years while I was growing up. I was mortified.
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EMERGENCY! Need some ideas
by Satans little helper inso tomorrow is mrs slh's birthday and i need an imaginative idea for a present around $50.
she loves neckalces, handgabs and shoes so i've bought her loads of those.
i'm looking for something a bit more imaginative and i am stacked out at work today so don't have the time to trawl the net for ideas.
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She loves neckalces, handgabs and shoes
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HELP with baby boy names! Contest!
by Jez inwe are having a boy and can't decide on names.
we want something a little different, not in 'the top 10'.
it also has to be english or german orgin.
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I'd like to respectfully submit Christian Michael for further consideration.
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HELP with baby boy names! Contest!
by Jez inwe are having a boy and can't decide on names.
we want something a little different, not in 'the top 10'.
it also has to be english or german orgin.
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Call me crazy, but I'm a bit partial to Christian Michael.
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Puppy love
by darth frosty inbarf alert it was sent by a witness.
puppy love.
the circuit overseer came to visit a congregation and a little four-year-old girl had a case of puppy love for him.
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I can understand the first post possibly needing to be removed, if anyone was offended....but the second!? Wow. I see a banning in my future.
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Puppy love
by darth frosty inbarf alert it was sent by a witness.
puppy love.
the circuit overseer came to visit a congregation and a little four-year-old girl had a case of puppy love for him.
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Do you know....
by crashfire451 injon or ben smith, from pa ?
katie wilson from bethlehem cong., pa?
anyone from the woodbury cong.
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Does anyone know of a fairly comprehensive, current Long Lost Board? I'm extremely curious to see how some old friends are doing.
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Do you know....
by crashfire451 injon or ben smith, from pa ?
katie wilson from bethlehem cong., pa?
anyone from the woodbury cong.
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Junction-Guy, they probably are related. The Dewberry's I knew lived in Forest Park, but I believe they had relatives in Dayton or there-abouts.
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Do you know....
by crashfire451 injon or ben smith, from pa ?
katie wilson from bethlehem cong., pa?
anyone from the woodbury cong.
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Jon or Ben Smith, from PA ? Katie Wilson from Bethlehem Cong., PA? Anyone from the Woodbury Cong. in CT? Jennifer Pinkley from West Chester, OH? Bob Schroer from West Chester, OH? Cory Dewberry from West Chester, OH? Valerie Heuser from N. Kentucky?