When I was in the 7th grade and sitting in a very quite class, I had to break wind. I thought that if I scrunched down on it and let it out very slow no one would know the difference; Those were the days of a good tight sphinster muscle. As I let out the gas it whistled (Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep) The teacher said "who is whistling?" Several of the students spoke up and said it is coming from outside, teacher. Not only did I fart but I discovered I was a good ventriloquist.
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Worst flatulence experience? Here is mine... Can you top it?
by What-A-Coincidence ini had been having bad gas for a few days...when i mean bad, i mean clear the room bad and call in hazmat, it was so bad my dog left the room crying.. anyway, i was at the mall and i had to let one go and a man passed by and he said, "dam, they must be repairing the sewage pipes.
" i said, yeah, huh.
i was having a bad day but i just had to laugh.
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