OK Richie .... here goes.
Just like 'most' of the nice folks here I'll tell you what you'd like to hear.
You look absolutely fabulous!!!!
Nice tattoos!!!!
Nice girlfriend.
Nice nuts and bolts all over your face!!!!
Nice huge earrings!!!!!
Nice split tongue!!!
Why, anyone would love to see you on their doorsep to take their daughter out on a date!
There now... forget all the terrible things I've said in previous posts.
You look wonderful ... dawling!!!!