Posts by WTWizard

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I've done it: Christmas Lights Outside

by StephaneLaliberte in

lets see if that causes a problem.

i've been inactive for a very long time now (like 10+ years), so, i don't expect to hear anything from it, but my parents are worried i'll get df.

lets see what happens.

WTWizard

I started putting up "sun worship" lights, knowing that they are to worship the sun, about 2 years after blowing off the boasting sessions. And I got many of them from Target, right where the jokehovian witlesses could have seen me getting them. And I started putting them up for Halloween and Easter a few years later. So far, no comments.

Not to mention other items for the area near the entrance of my apartment unit. I have fake fireworks out there in late April, some color changing lights (including with fiber optics), some fake fireflies, and fake flowers that light up at night. Quite bluntly, I do not give a f*** what the jokehovians think of them--there are youngsters in my area that enjoy these lights, and I care more about what they think of them rather than what the hounders think. If joke-hova hates when people have any fun, that is too damn bad for that hyper-abomination.

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Why are the Governing Body Members always in-house New York Bethel members?

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

the watchtower—study edition | february 2024.

''we are pleased to inform you that two additional brothers have been appointed to serve as members of the governing body of jehovah’s witnesses: brothers gage fleegle and jeffrey winder.

both brothers are anointed christians who have a long history of loyal service to jehovah.

WTWizard

They really should throw them all out, for trying to enslave the whole flock. Rather, they would do better having 12 coronaviruses for this governing body. At least they would not be making new lies to their doctrines, and they might finally make good on allowing people to celebrate the holidays and birthdays.

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After Trump appointee RFK Jr. gets flouride removed from water

by SydBarrett in

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WTWizard

And this time they had better really get it out, instead of lying about it as they did when they claimed to have reduced it to 0.7 ppm (I think it is still 1.2 ppm). If they are going to put anything in the water to improve your teeth, why not boron? This is a mineral that most of us are deficient in, and without it, most of us are getting calcium deposits where they don't need them. (Such as the arteries.) I think that 1.2 ppm of boron would be nice, since that would supply roughly 2.5 mg of boron per 2 liters of water (I take 10 mg a day in pills, and most of us would do well to get at least 5 mg of boron a day.)

If anyone really wants fluoride, they can take 1 mg pills of the stuff as sodium fluoride. There is also the option of using fluoride toothpaste. And no, taking fluoride out of the water is not going to result in cavities in the teeth. Fluoride is the smallest portion of the tooth enamel--chloride is actually more important. It might, however, result in cavities in the boasting session attendance if people stop eating this poison, and grow back some of their brain enough to realize that the whole xian religion is a scam.

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2024 year Highlights: JWs hit 9 million Publishers

by Sanchy in

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watchtower put out some highlights for the 2024 service year:.

average publishers: 8,828,124. peak publishers: 9,043,460. a 43.2 percent increase in "those who returned to jehovah", meaning 65,816 were reinstated.

baptized: 296,267. memorial attendance: 21,119,442. missing stat: number of partakers .. womp womp.

WTWizard

Where the heaven did they come up with those numbers? Or are they starting to count the coronaviruses as "publishers"? Anyone with half a brain would look up the religion on the Internet before committing, and anyone that goes back to that religion on their own is stupid. That might have passed back in 1991 before the Internet became widespread and people that have an IQ of 0.0000001 or higher could research without going to the library or bookstore, but today?

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PRESIDENTIAL predictions...let the prognosticators have their say!

by Terry in

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my only prowess in making predictions stems from my 77-years of life in the united statesgrowing up under president truman, eisenhower, kennedy, nixon, .....etc.

etc.i was a widdle kid sitting in front of a tiny black and white tv set when the very first broadcastsof political conventions, deal-making, debates (nixon vs kennedy), assassinations (jfk, rfk, martin luther king, etc.

) i grew up with duck and cover under my elementary schooldesk, the cold war, the iron curtain, the korean war, the vietnam war and i went to federal prisonas a jw conscientious objector while hippies, flower children, political activists protested and universitystudents were fired up on by troops.i grew up reading newspapers (2 of them).

WTWizard

I expect Komodo Dragon to win by cheating, stuffing the boxes with fake ballots and/or messing with the voting machines. What happens next is full-on communism. We go into war with Russia and Iran, and people get drafted all the way up to age 50 (not 26 or 27, as it used to be). Coronavirus and monkeypox shots become mandatory. We get that dreaded CBDC, which I dread even worse than classic hyperinflation (you will have to exchange all other currencies for this abomination, or they become worthless). We will be stuck eating soy protein (25 grams a day, mandatory even if you have life-threatening allergies to soy) and bugs. That is all your CBDC will buy you.

At least with hyperinflation, barter will work. I would rather work a 12 hour day for a silver dime that will comfortably support you (as it did in ancient Rome) instead of working 18 hours a day, 7 days a week, where it's a crime to not meeting your quotas or to quit your job for any reason. And, anyone sitting on one of those Crisco tubs of silver dimes will be able to retire. Try that with those CBCD's.

As for religious nut-jobs (and this includes but is not limited to the jokehovians), they will be unaffected. None are prepared for hyperinflation, and the congregations will collect all those silver dimes for themselves. Under CBDC, they will still have to contribute to the Kingdumb halls. As for working the 18 hours a day, they will still be expected to somehow find time for boasting sessions and field circus. (Which will be that much easier under the silver dime program, where you only work 12 hours a day and have that much more time for such stupid activities.)

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What evidence is there for a biblical jesus?

by Touchofgrey in

is there any independently verified evidence that a miracle worker called jesus existed and did the things that the bible said he did?.

the four gospels were written by unknown authors many decades after the so called events, so can't be considered as eyewitness accounts.

i think that there may have been a apocalyptic preacher who was executed by the romans and the story evolved from their.

WTWizard

This thing that they call "jesus" is nothing more than the archetype of the perfect slave. Follow that, and you become a perfect slave. Nothing more, nothing less. This hyper-abomination provided no ransom, no real guidance, no nothing in the form of salvation.

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Half hearted JWs compared to past generations

by JohnR1975 in

is it just me or has there been a massive change in jws of late?.

when i grew up in the cult they had a real sense of urgency and would do an hour minimum, these days it’s not even ten mins before coffee break.. same goes for everything else, it’s half hearted .

WTWizard

Once upon a time, one would try pushing the religion when there was something to push. I remember getting into debates with Pentecostals and born-agains, and while I never got them to change their religions, it was seen more as a waste of time than anything else. These days, anyone that deviates from washtowel doctrine is seemed as a danger. They run away from anyone that is a nominal cat lick, instead of trying to reason with them.

And that was back in the early and mid 2000s. I assume it has gotten even worse since they got shut down for the wimpiest "disease" on the planet. They can't even handle a cat lick, let alone something as challenging as a Pentecostal (I have contacted several of those in the late 1980s). Nor can they handle a little coronavirus, let alone something like the tuberculosis I had to risk going door to door during the late 1980s and early 1990s (not to mention the cancer sticks going on in the houses). They have become such wusses on these things--and that was even before I quit the jokehovians.

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How would you rate the Watchtower approved songs?

by Vanderhoven7 in

i was asking why jws won't sing any church hymns even if they were doctrinally correct.

jws asked me in response if i would sing any of their songs.. dan watkins wrote .

its a hilarious misunderstanding, if it does not come from the watchtower bible and tract society, then it is effectively considered as coming from satan.

WTWizard

The smut they call "music" are effectively cult chants. This is fairly common in cults--and they dissuade people from listening to outside music (or for that matter, anything that comes from without). In the jokehovian witless cult, you will lose "privileges(??)" if you are caught listening to rap or heavy metal, and they have criteria that make other songs "bad". I have seen older rags from the 1970s and early '80s bashing funk, disco, and plain rock music as evil.

This is quite common in cults to restrict what you are allowed to listen to. But, as bad as the jokehovians are, I have heard of other cults that are even worse. Take a small cult called "the children of God". I have seen videos on that cult, and it is, believe it or not, even worse than the jokehovians in many aspects. They have a fast rule that one may not listen to "systemite" music, which leaves them only their own cult chants to listen to. And they cannot watch TV or movies (the jokehovians allow up to PG-13). They also do not take drugs of any kind (including aspirin for a headache) or even vitamins. Nor are they allowed to read anything not provided by the cult--so much for learning that foreign language).

Which doesn't make the jokehovian cult any better. Only that one can end up jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire if one is too hasty to join another religion.

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Worldwide Benefits ( USELESSNESS ) of Cart Witnessing

by RULES & REGULATIONS in

library.

meeting workbooks.

life and ministry meeting workbook | november 2018. .

WTWizard

I have about as much use for those rags as for a bag of Doritos or a pack of cancer sticks. And I would treat those carts as I would for one of those other useless products--let them waste their time and energy pushing that littera-trash. As for the benefits, about all it does is allows those tubs of lard to pious-sneer without so much as getting a single step of exercise, and you don't even get to exercise what little of your brain is left between being ruined by the Doritos and corrupted by the cult.

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Awake 1976 - Should a Pocket Calculator Be in Your Pocket?

by Ron.W. in

awake 1976 - should a pocket calculator be in your pocket?.

somehow this totally zany 'bible based' article passed me by first time around!.

anyone remember it?.

WTWizard

This sounds typical of the washtowel, and other cults. Begrudge people the few minutes it takes to operate a calculator and that it might become a "toy" while people are learning to work with numbers. And the prices were coming down--by 1975, calculators in the 30 toilet paper range were coming out, and I had a scientific calculator in 1976 that was in the mid 40s. While prices would be more today, these days prices of calculators have fallen to where they are just about giving them away.

Or do they really want life to be a complete drudgery? And this was right after the fiasco of the 1975 end of this system. Also, if you didn't use a calculator, what about the slide rules they replace? One could just as easily play with one of those things, "wasting" as much time while becoming better with adding and multiplying, and working with exponents, at the same time. And given the choice, I think learning to work a slide rule is actually harder than a calculator. Beyond that, just look at how much a decent slide rule costs these days.