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  Ahem...Can I ask a question?

  by pomegranate in

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  well, are ya?

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  FiveShadows

  Well i have Five Shadows.....figure that one out ~FS
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  WERE YOU A WITNESS FU**?

  by minimus in

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  a very good friend of mine ,who was an elder at the time, accurately came up with an expression when somebody acted in a certain way.

  let's say a person was a real goody 2 shoes, always supporting the organization, and probably either lierally or figuratively, screwing his brother or sister, he would be labeled a "real witness fu**.

  " toward the end of his eldership , he was pretty much calling everybody "a witness fu**.

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  FiveShadows

  It's funny you say by the end of his eldership everyone was labeld that...hahaha...that's great ~FS
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  Is it just me?

  by FiveShadows in

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  or does vivamus look like reese witherspoon?

  (not trying to offend or flirt or anything..just wonder) ~ fs ..edited by - fiveshadows on 23 july 2002 22:23:13.

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  FiveShadows

  oh god

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 23 July 2002 22:25:21
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  Fun With Easter Eggs

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  here's how to find an easter egg hidden in the "minesweeper" game that comes with windows:.

  * open "minesweeper" (start / programs / accessories / games / minesweeper).

  * type "xyzzy.".

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  FiveShadows

  uh...
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  Is it just me?

  by FiveShadows in

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  or does vivamus look like reese witherspoon?

  (not trying to offend or flirt or anything..just wonder) ~ fs ..edited by - fiveshadows on 23 july 2002 22:23:13.

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  FiveShadows

  Okay the 'ApostoGuys' comment oh...oh oh...yeah...that felt great. Wanting to DO stuff...NO! ...god lets make this CLEAR ...cause i don't need to get slapped with sexual harassment charges cause people THOUGHT i was flirting...when i WASN'T! ...just thought it was an interesting observation and wondered if she looked like Reese to anyone else! ..shesh..i'll shut up. ~FS

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 23 July 2002 22:24:50
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  Worst watchtower you tryed to place!!

  by haujobbz in

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  the worst magazines i tryed to place was about 13 months ago i think 1 was the watchower on witchcraft and the other was the elderly commiting suicide.i thought how the hell am i going to offer this mag on witchcraft, i think i ended giving them to the pioneers,i mean what sort of presentation could i use with this witchcraft article i suppose i could of spoke about the blair witch project and tell them how c:@p it was,i mean i loved horror films.and to make things worse the magazine about the elderly commiting suicide "oh god" that was a bad one especially when i had to offer it at an old peoples home.

  so anyone on here what mags did you find terrible to place.

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  FiveShadows

  If i remember correctly...it said "Death For Sale" (it was takling about smoking) And how you gonna go be a religious organization claiming you'll give everyone life and go out 'preaching' to the world with a magazine entitled: "Death For Sale" ~FS

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 22 July 2002 16:18:3
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  Little things in life that make you smile/happy

  by Cappuccino OC in

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  early this morning i noticed a couple of racoons in my back yard searching for food.

  there's a huge park/forest in my back yard.

  i quietly opened the door and left some treats for them.

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  FiveShadows

  You know when you're trying to download a file of some sort..and that window pops up that lets you know how long it's gonna take
  and it's got like two folders...and a paper flying from one folder to the other folder? ...and it keeps goingand going...................................and going..and going? ...yeah..that's it. ~FS P.S. it's hypnotizing!

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 22 July 2002 16:1:16
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  Is it just me?

  by FiveShadows in

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  or does vivamus look like reese witherspoon?

  (not trying to offend or flirt or anything..just wonder) ~ fs ..edited by - fiveshadows on 23 july 2002 22:23:13.

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  FiveShadows

  or does Vivamus look like Reese Witherspoon? (Not trying to offend or flirt or anything..just wonder) ~ FS ..

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 23 July 2002 22:23:13
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  An Un-Intelligent Supreme Being???

  by OUTLAW in

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  wbts claims to speak for god.if we were to take their word for it we would have to believe in an un-intelligent supreme being(lol).i find it humerous to believe the universe is run by an all powerful retard.i hereby dedicate this thread to all the stupid things wbts figures god wants......god wants a 50% share of a bomb parts factory....god wants to hide pediphiles so wbts dosen`t look bad....god wants interest on money loaned out to the people who donated it....god wants a publishing company that alway`s changes its mind on what god has to say.....what other goofy things do you know about,that wbts figures god wants...outlaw

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  FiveShadows

  Their 'god' is the god of the 'dead' they have obviously proven this continiously through their publication. when they scream out
  about how abraham david..issac...etc.. are ALL unconscious and dead and will be resurrected later in life. But is it not written that Jah of Armies is a God of the LIVING...(not those that at one point in their life WAS living) the God of Abraham....Issac...and Jacob? etc..Therefore If the Society WT believes that Abraham Issac and Jacob and all those other prophets of old are dead ...and not living...then their god is NOT the God of the LIVING but of the DEAD. ...interesting "God ...OF...the....DEAD." .....Sounds like Death (Darkness) doesn't it? Seeing how Death rules over those DEAD. And Yet they profess continously that "you can live forever." Yet Their God is Death. ~FS

  Edited by - FiveShadows on 22 July 2002 15:42:36
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  Is God that clever?

  by sleepy in

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  is the god of the bible, as bible accounts tell us and according to witness theology clever or a bit daft and wasteful?.lets look at a few things.. god creates man.so in someway man is designed by god.now for some reason which is either a natural law which god cannot break, an error on his part or done on purpose, man is able to become imperfect.so either god could not forsee this or he carried on despite knowing what would happen if man turned imperfect.. was god right to do this?if you were god would you have carried on?was it right that if only the first two humans managed to become imperfect or made by god imperfect that all humans from then on would now be so cursed?is god using a dodgy programme or does he have no power to do things differently?.

  then god sets laws for humans.it is up to god what man can and can not do.truble is these are exactly the things humans what to do if imperfect.could god have changed things round a bit making it easier for humans to follow his laws?

  in fact those cursed with imperfection had no choice in the matter.and are punished for following their instincts.it goes so far that god says unless you follow my laws (which are impossible to follow fully as we are imperfect)i'm going to kill the lot of you?in fact i already know that hardly any will survive.. if you are an imperfect human , unable to follow god through no fault of your own, you are considered wicked.but apart from that apparently god allows some other creature with his mates to to mislead these poor humans with devious plans.they are so good that you cant even tell satan and his demon friends even exist.yet god allows tham to causes havoc among his humans.. aparently only those who manage to find out god exist through a book written thousands of years earlier , without any supporting evidence of being genuinly written by god, and only those out of that number who come across a tiny religious group , lead by a bunch of men who can not prove god is using them, and who sell their magazines by going door to door are going to be saved.. does this make sense?why does not god make it easier for humans?why allow them to be bullied and mislead by super powerful creatures?why make the "truth" so hard to find , so difficult to believe?why punish people for things they can't help doing?.

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  FiveShadows

  Well said Kenneson ~FS