Posts by monophonic

i still go the memorial for a variety of reasons, and i have a green bible (the dinosaur bible) and i've been on the look out for a 70's songbook so it looks like i was stumbled in 1975....even though i'm too young to have been stumbled in '75.

it's for shits and giggles to myself.

speaking of shits and giggles i just went and saw a fellow writer do some stand up tonite and he had this bit where he talked about being atheist, but the only religion he would join is the vagina witnesses, he saw vagina in 1986 and would like to offer you a copy of the crotch tower. i know i'm saying it wrong, i gotta find out exactly how he said it but it was funny as shit.

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old pink songbook / pamphlet style one

by monophonic in

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anyone have one of the old pink songbooks?.

or know how much they pop up for on ebay?.

monophonic

anyone have one of the old pink songbooks?

or know how much they pop up for on ebay?

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Muslim women turned into lesbians

by Paralipomenon in

i am currently studying islam as an academic curiosity.

really, the whole belief structure has me shaking my head when i come home.

the part i'm at now involves the afterlife, ie.

monophonic

steve martin wrote an awesome shouts and murmurs column on this for the new yorker about six months ago, about a muslim who killed infidels and got to heaven for his reward of the 99 virgins, it was the dialogue b/t each virgin and him as he had sex with them.

one was texting on her blackberry, waiting for him to finish.

another made fun of his 'size'.

another was a fat middle aged woman.

man, i wish i kept that...i was one of the more brilliant satires i had read in a while.

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What's running through the grapevine

by forsharry in

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so i was talking with an girlfriend that i had (actually the only friend i had in 'the truth').

we have recently reconnected, and she's still on the fence as to whether or not to go back into the org.

however, her aunt, an elder's wife and all-around snot rocket, let her know what was going on in the truth (i'm guessing to get her to come back full-time cause 'look at all that's happening, and it's the end!

monophonic

i think it's all about $$.

even though bethel poverty volunteers are donating their time, they're also being housed, taking showers together in steaming hot water while lathering themselves with soap in all the right places and dropping the soap.

most of these bethelites are uneducated and need a lot of hands on supervision, thus more soap, housing, food charges...kind of like what it cost to keep people in prison. Hmm, it would be interesting to know what it does cost to maintain these people at bethel...and compare it to the prison population. cough cough, turn to the right.

yes, i forgot medical care, dental care, it's all cha-ching...so downscaling print production and workforce opens up A LOT of real estate that can be cashed in on in one of the most expensive markets in the united states.

so, i bet it's money, but the wtbts loves to put a spin on these things, why they don't anyone educated to think to hard on this stuff, just nod their bobbleheads and keep recruitin'.

thanks for the quotes and updates...fun, fun stuff.

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THOSE WHO ARENT JEHOVAH WITNESSES

by the333 in

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those who aren't in the truth i feel much pity for you.

all of you are filled with much hatred and anger that all you can do is blast out of your stupid mouths horrible things about the one true religion.

i feel sorry for you that you will not have ever lasting life.

monophonic

respond once, the333 is counting his time writing and reading the replies.

respond to this thread twice, then it's a return visit.

the333, that was very persuasive and kind hearted, thanks for the positive message and the reminder that i'm glad i'm in the truth.*

*of course i'm not referring to that religion that rhymes with Prehovah Mitnesses as "the truth".

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Bugger - Elder pops around for a visit unexpectantly

by WT=watchtrouble in

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just recently had one elder come around to see what what happening.

don't you hate it how they think they can just come around without calling first.

damn that annoys me.. anyway, he said whats happening mate, we haven't seen you.. i mention 607 and how secular works dont support this.

monophonic

we're the truth, we're the troof, because they say so.

huh? oh, but that happens in other religions too.

i just love the slam to other religions, but when it comes to covering their asses, oh, that's common all over.

double talk, double speak, double scotch please.

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I, David Carter of Roanoke, Virginia ...

by WTNightmare00 in

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after careful consideration and after i have found a lot of backing, i have decided to sue the watchtower bible and tract society of new york, and i, david carter will not agree to a gag order of any sort.

please do not take offense and please do not judge me.

time tells all!.

monophonic

good for you, i hope you're vindicated and get some decent press out of it.

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Awake 1980- Movie "The Exorcist 1+2 will cause demonic attacks and murders!

by Witness 007 in

awake 1980 had a mission.

attack these two movies!

voted: "the scariest movie of all time," this is what was said about "the exorcist" and the sequel.. awake 1980 12/8 p.11 "since the release of "the exorcist some years ago, many reports are on file of the adverse effects it had on many who saw it.

monophonic

there was also the rumor going around that some bethelites went to the theater to see the film and satan or some demons forced them to stay in their seats in the theater until elders were called from bethel to pray them out of their seats.

bethelite elder super heroes.