[-Pray over your Big Mac as a witness to those who do not pray over their Big Macs]
that one's killer! even when i was 'in', it'd be so damn embarrassing to be with someone who had to make a showy display of their important conversation with god. i used to love interrupting them w/, 'and buy me a new stereo for my car and hook me up with a hot chick at this convention and....'
now, when w/ the very few wit friends through family, if i'm hangin' with them, i lift my arms and head to the sky and ask if they'd like to say grace. i usually get a kick under the table, but they're not the praying in front of everyone type.
remember hoagies and danishes and all that worse than fast food crap they'd serve at assemblies. i always wondered who got the contract to supply the meat, etc. i know shasta got the contract for the sodas, which sucked b/c ...all i wanted was a pepsi and they wouldn't give it to me. just one pepsi...*
if you know that reference, we're instant friends. :)