Posts by Fredhall

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FRED'S CLEVER DISGUISE

by SlayerLayer in

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once again fred lurks where he isn't allowed.

why are you here fred?

maybe you're a closet apostate?.

Fredhall

TR,

You got shit on the bottom of your lips.

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Stupid JW Parents <oh! excuse me>

by reagan_oconnor in

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i don't know what conjured this memory up... maybe it was the cabbage patch dolls/bedtime story thread.... when i was a kid, maybe 10 years old, bodily functions were hilarious in my house (even for us girls).

it was common for one of us kids to "let one rip" and dad to feign irritation and say, "who did that?!

" (it was even funnier when the culprit was my mother, who would invariably blame the youngest child for the gasseousness.).

Fredhall

You are right, they were stupid. They were stupid to have you.

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JW JOKES PLEASE ADD MORE!

by natred in

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jokeshow to get rid of a jehovah's witness... .

when they ask, "can i talk to you about god?

" reply, "sure, what would you like to know?

Fredhall

I got one.

What do apostates use for toiletpaper? Their own apostate books.

29

Yeah Yeah I'm back

by joelbear in

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i couldn't stay away.

i love you guys.. abaddon's and ldh's recent posts hit close enough to home that i decided to post again.. i think the selected memory and split personalities go hand in hand.. the selected memory helps keep the cult personality happy and gleaming no matter what damage the suppression does to the real human or the real human's family and friends.. a couple of years ago i was talking about my childhood with my parents and they both acted stunned when i said i was still angry with them because they didn't want me to go to college (i gave up several scholarship offers, etc.

to become a pioneer and eventually go to bethel).

Fredhall

Make it 6 to 2.

29

Yeah Yeah I'm back

by joelbear in

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i couldn't stay away.

i love you guys.. abaddon's and ldh's recent posts hit close enough to home that i decided to post again.. i think the selected memory and split personalities go hand in hand.. the selected memory helps keep the cult personality happy and gleaming no matter what damage the suppression does to the real human or the real human's family and friends.. a couple of years ago i was talking about my childhood with my parents and they both acted stunned when i said i was still angry with them because they didn't want me to go to college (i gave up several scholarship offers, etc.

to become a pioneer and eventually go to bethel).

Fredhall

Yeah Yeah; who cares?

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Glad I found this place & Questions about H2O

by Liberty in

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it's good to see so many familiar folks here on this sight from the old h2o.

is this(the site we're on now) "simon's site" that some on the new h2o were talking about?

i have nothing against the new h2o but it always causes my netscape connection to crash and it's not as easy to use as the old h2o or this site.

Fredhall

H20 sucks!!!!

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DECEPTIVE JW ELDERS - CASE#2

by Amazing in

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deceptive jw elders case#2 .

appointing spiritually qualified men to take the lead and serve as elders and overseers has been a feature of watch tower congregational organization since about 1972. jws were told in talks at conventions, in literature, and finally in the two versions of the organization book that the biblical criteria is used when elders meet to consider some men for appointment as an elder.

jws are also told that these qualified men are already appointed first by holy spirit, and then as the congregation is lead by that spirit to recognize them, the elders meeting is a confirmation of what god has done.