Posts by erynw
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Hello everybody
by JulieM inhi everybody, my name is julie, and this is my first post.. i'm a third generation jw, or at least i was until a two weeks ago, when i was announced as no longer a jw.
i'm really happy about that, ecstatic in fact, although i'd been a jw all my life, and i'm 37 now.
i could have disassociated like my friends, but i couldn't be bothered to play their chikdish game, so i let them do it for me.
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Hello everybody
by JulieM inhi everybody, my name is julie, and this is my first post.. i'm a third generation jw, or at least i was until a two weeks ago, when i was announced as no longer a jw.
i'm really happy about that, ecstatic in fact, although i'd been a jw all my life, and i'm 37 now.
i could have disassociated like my friends, but i couldn't be bothered to play their chikdish game, so i let them do it for me.
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erynw
I'll post something in a few days if this thread is still around.
Whatever you decide. I really don't care one way or the other.
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Clean up your own Backyard
by purplesofa inelvis slamming hypocrisy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap9hlk4vhxq&mode=related&search= .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruofrrzih1g.
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erynw
Another shot of purps gettin her groove on.
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erynw
I don't care what. I really don't.
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Clean up your own Backyard
by purplesofa inelvis slamming hypocrisy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap9hlk4vhxq&mode=related&search= .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruofrrzih1g.
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erynw
Webcam shot of purps in her living room. Pay me lots and I'll take it down. buwahahaha
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Clean up your own Backyard
by purplesofa inelvis slamming hypocrisy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap9hlk4vhxq&mode=related&search= .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruofrrzih1g.
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erynw
Couldn't resist the pic.
Back porch preacher preaching at me
Acting like he wrote the golden rules
Shaking his fist and speeching at me
Shouting from his soap box like a fool
Come sunday morning hes lying in bed
With his eye all red, with the wine in his head
Wishing he was dead when he oughta be
Heading for sunday schoolToo true.
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Share something funny
by coffee_black inlots of sad stuff going on lately... share a laugh here.. .
a woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
the surgeon told her about a new procedure called "the knob", where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.. .
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erynw
A man walks into a pet store to buy a parrot for his wife for christmas. The man asks tha store owner if he had any talking parrots.
The pet owner says, well, sorta, I got this here singing parrot. His name is Chet. He sing two christmas carols, but I'm not sure as I should be a sellin' him to ya.
The man says, why not sell him to me? What's the catch?
The pet owner says, well, to git him to singin' you have to hold a lighter under his legs. I don't want him to get hurt or nothin'.
The man says, I think this is perfect, how does it work?
So the pet shop owner holds a lighter under the bird's left leg and he starts singing jingle bells.
The man is very impressed. He really wants to buy this bird for his wife. So, what does he sing if you put the lighter under his right leg?
The pet shop owner holds the lighter under the bird's right leg and he starts singing Rudolph the red nosed reindeer.
The man is convinced. He is buying this bird. So, just out of curiosity, what does he sing if you put the lighter between his legs.
With a heavy sigh, the pet shop owner places the lighter between the bird's legs and he sings.......
Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire.
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Share something funny
by coffee_black inlots of sad stuff going on lately... share a laugh here.. .
a woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
the surgeon told her about a new procedure called "the knob", where a small knob is placed on the back of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.. .
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erynw
I invented the cordless extension cord.
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