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When your wife leaves you.....and a clueless,dumbass elder says, "She'll cool down and come back. You'll see." .... She never did..............not that I care or anything.

Freedom is sweet!

Bourne

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Journal of a JW - Part 2 of 5

by Nosferatu in

part 1 is here: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/7/152566/1.ashx .

dear journel, .

there is always so much i want to say in this thing, during the day that is, but come the time to type it down and i forget.

Bourne

The saga continues.......Journal of a JW - Part 3 of 5......coming soon....

Bourne

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What are you eating right now?

by Bourne in

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i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.

Bourne

I just consumed two helpings of homemade shrimp pasta marinara with fire-roasted tomatoes.....compliments of......me.

Diagnosis? Delicious.

AudeSapere, I agree. Having grown up in the south, and eating at my share of diners, I myself have only heard of about a dozen terms or so, most of them

pertaining to breakfast. Go figure.

Bourne

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Watchtower Library 2007 CD Availible Here

by brinjen in

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here's a link to the bittorrent file:.

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=5ysohsvy.

file is 311mb in size and .rar format, extract the files using a program like winrar then either burn the contents to cd or install it directly to your hard drive.. uploading file itself to megaupload, will post link when availible.

Bourne

Thank you, brinjen. You're a doll.

Bourne

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What are you eating right now?

by Bourne in

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i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.

Bourne

Crumpet: "coquetry"

Hmmm.....had to hit the dictionary for this one. -----

Noun

1.

coquetry - playful behavior intended to arouse sexual interest

Leave it to Crumpet to enrich our vocabulary in such a manner......................................"Cultured" indeed.

Bourne

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How Happy I am to have found this site

by ladylove in

wow, i'm not crazy!!!

i thought it was just my jw father that was unloving, i thought i was a bad person.

thank you all so much for posting here.

Bourne

I'm sorry that your experiences with your father have not been so good. I have found that, while many times it may stem from the general disapproval that

most parents seem to direct towards their children at one time or another, unfortunately, alot of this problem is aggrevated by the severe judgementalistic

attitude that the JW religion promotes and ingrains within each member. I myself am still deprogramming myself from this problem. But, be assured that

you are not alone. Many of us here are or have been thru exactly what you are going thru. Look forward to hearing more from you. Take care.

Bourne

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What are you eating right now?

by Bourne in

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friends

i just ate a bowl of cereal !

!

wow.......how exciting....... bourne.

Bourne

Found this on Wikipedia under "Diner Lingo", which generally refers to American diners.

Restaurant Diner Lingo List

A blonde with sand: coffee with cream and sugar

A Murphy: a potato, so called because of their association with the Irish diet of potatoes, Murphy being a common Irish name

A spot with a twist: a cup of tea with lemon

A stack of Vermont: pancakes with maple syrup

An M.D.: a Dr Pepper

Adam & Eve on a raft: two poached eggs on toast

Adam's Ale: water

All hot: baked potato

Angel: sandwich man

Angels on horseback: oysters rolled in bacon on toast

B and B: bread and butter

B.L.T.:bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich

Bailed hay: shredded wheat

Balloon juice/Belch water/Alka Seltzer: seltzer, soda water

Beef Stick: bone

Billiard: buttermilk

Birdseed: breakfast

Black and white: chocolate soda with vanilla ice cream

Bloodhounds in the Hay: hot dogs and sauerkraut

Bloody: very rare

Blowout patches: pancakes

Blue-plate special: a dish of meat, potato, and vegetable served on a plate (usually blue) sectioned in three parts. This can also refer to the daily special.

Boiled leaves: Tea

Bow-wow/Bun pup/Tube steak/Groundhog: a hot dog

Bowl of red: a bowl of chili con carne, so called for its deep red color.

Break it and shake it: add egg to a drink

Breath: onion

Bridge/Bridge party: four of anything (from bridge the card game)

Bronx vanilla/Halitosis/Italian Garlic: garlic

Bubble Dancer: dishwasher

Bucket of cold mud: a bowl of chocolate ice cream

Bullets/Whistleberries/Saturday night: Baked beans, so called because of the supposed flatulence they cause.

Burn one: put a hamburger on the grill

Burn one, take it through the garden and pin a rose on it: hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion

Burn the British: toasted English muffin

C.J. Boston: cream cheese and jelly

Cackle fruit/Cackleberries: eggs

Canned cow: evaporated milk

Chewed with Fine Breath: hamburger with onions

China: rice pudding

Chopper: a table knife

Coney Island chicken/Coney Island: a hot dog, so called because hot dogs were popularly associated with the stands on Coney Island.

Cow feed: a salad

Cow paste/Skid Grease/Axle grease: butter

Cowboy Western: a western omelette or sandwich

Creep: Draft beer

Crowd: three of anything (possibly from the saying "Two's company, three's a crowd")

Customer will take a chance: hash

Deadeye: poached egg

Drag one through Georgia: cola with chocolate syrup, probably a reference to the fact that the headquarters of Coca-Cola is in Atlanta, Georgia, and dragging anything is likely to get it muddy, i.e., darker, which would be the same result as adding chocolate syrup. Carbonated drinks such as Coca-Cola were originally served by pouring concentrated syrup into a glass and adding soda water, so they could be made to whatever strength the customer preferred.

Draw one/A cup of mud: a cup of coffee

Draw one in the Dark/Flowing Mississippi: a black coffee

Dog and maggot: cracker and cheese

Dog biscuit: a cracker

Dough well done with cow to cover: buttered toast

Dusty Miller: chocolate pudding, sprinkled with powdered malt

Eighty-six: "Do not sell to that customer" or "The kitchen is out of the item ordered". "To remove an item from an order or from the menu". Article 86 of the New York State Liquor Code defines the circumstances in which a bar patron should be refused alcohol or '86ed'. The Soup Kitchen Theory: during the depression of the 1930s, soup kitchens would often make just enough soup for 85 people. If you were next in line after number 85, you were '86ed'. The Eight Feet By Six Feet Theory: A coffin is usually eight feet long and is buried six feet under. Once in your coffin you've been 'eight by sixed', which shortens to '86ed'. Chumley's Theory: Many years ago, Chumley's Restaurant, at 86 Bedford Street in Greenwich Village, New York City, had a custom of throwing rowdy customers out the back door. During Prohibition, Chumley's was a speakeasy owned by Leland Stanford Chumley. When the cops were on the way, someone would shout "86," and they would all exit through the back door.

Eve with a lid on: apple pie, referring to the biblical Eve's tempting of Adam with an apple. The "lid" is the pie crust

Eve with a moldy lid: apple pie with a slice of cheese

Fifty-five: a glass of root beer

First lady: spareribs, a pun on Eve's being made from Adam's spare rib.

Fish eyes or Cat's eyes: tapioca pudding

Flop two: two fried eggs, over easy

Flop two, over easy: fried egg flipped over (carefully!) and the yolk is still very runny. That means the other side is cooked for a few seconds

Flop two, over medium: turning over a fried egg and the yolk begins to solidify

Flop two, over hard: fried egg, flipped and cooked until the yolk is solid all the way through

Fly cake or Roach cake: raisin cake or huckleberry pie

Foreign Entanglements: plate of spaghetti

Frenchman's delight: pea soup

Frog sticks: french fries

Fry two/Let the sun shine: 2 fried eggs with unbroken yolks

GAC: Grilled American cheese sandwich. This was also called "jack" (from the pronunciation of "GAC")

Gallery: booth

Gravel train: sugar bowl

Graveyard stew: milk toast; buttered toast, sprinkled with sugar and cinnamon, and dropped into a bowl of warm milk

Hail: ice

Hemorrhage: tomato ketchup

High and dry: a plain sandwich without butter, mayonnaise, or lettuce

Hockey puck: a hamburger, well done

Hold the hail: no ice

Honeymoon salad: lettuce alone

Hot top: hot chocolate

Hounds on an Island: franks and beans

Houseboat/Dagwood Special: a banana split made with ice cream and sliced bananas

Hug one/Squeeze one: a glass of orange juice

Ice the rice: rice pudding with ice cream

In the alley: served as a side dish

In the weeds: a waitress/cook that can't keep up with the tables. Refers back to chefs' military roots, where being in the weeds would cause your army to be slaughtered.

Irish turkey: corned beef and cabbage

Jack Benny: cheese with bacon (named after the famed comedian)

Java/Joe: Coffee

Keep off the grass: no lettuce

Ladybug: fountain man

Let it walk/Go for a walk/On wheels/Give it shoes: an order to go, a takeaway order. It’s to go.

Life preservers/Sinkers: doughnuts

Lighthouse: bottle of ketchup

Looseners: prunes, so called because of their supposed laxative effect.

Love Apples: tomatoes

Lumber: A toothpick

Machine Oil: syrup

Magoo: custard pie

Maiden's delight: cherries, so called because "cherry" is a slang term for the maidenhead, hymen

Marry: bring items together for cleaning up, i.e. marry the salt and pepper.

Mayo: mayonnaise

Mike and Ike/The twins: salt and pepper shakers

Million on a platter: a plate of baked beans

Mississippi Mud/Yellow paint: mustard

Moo juice/Cow juice/Baby juice/Sweet Alice: milk

Mully/Bossy in a bowl: beef stew, so called because "Bossy" was a common name for a cow.

Mystery in the alley: a side order of hash

Nervous pudding: gelatin

No cow: without milk

Noah's boy: a slice of ham (Ham was Noah's second son)

Noah’ boy on bread: a ham sandwich

On a Rail fast, as in "Fries, on a rail!"

On the hoof: any kind of meat, cooked rare

One from the Alps: a Swiss cheese sandwich

One on the City: a glass of water

Paint a bow-wow red: a hot dog with ketchup

Paint it red: put ketchup on an item

Pair of drawers: two cups of coffee

Pigs in a blanket: a ham (sometimes a sausage) sandwich

Pin a rose on it: add onion to an order

Pittsburgh: something burning, toasted or charred, so called because of the smokestacks once evident in Pittsburgh, a coal-producing and steel-mill city. In meat cookery, this refers to a piece of meat charred on the outside while still red within.

Pope Benedict: an eggs benedict, but fit for a pope

Put a hat on it: add ice cream

Put out the lights and cry: an order of liver and onions, "Lights" is a term sometimes used for the edible, mainly internal organs of an animal

Quail: Hungarian goulash

Rabbit food: lettuce

Radar Range: microwave oven, from the Amana Radarange, whose parent company, Raytheon, was the first to manufacture and market the microwave oven.

Radio: tuna salad sandwich on toast (a pun on "tuna down," which sounds like "turn it down," as one would the radio knob)

Radio Sandwich: tuna fish sandwich

Raft: toast

Sea dust: Salt

Shake one in the hay: strawberry milkshake

Shingle with a shimmy and a shake: buttered toast with jam or jelly, hence the reference to 'shake'.

Shit on a shingle/S.O.S.: minced dried beef with gravy on toast, mostly because it was a reviled standard fare in army messes

Shivering Hay: strawberry gelatin

Shoot from the south/Atlanta special:Coca Cola, probably a reference to the fact that the headquarters of Coca-Cola is in Atlanta, Georgia.

Sleigh Ride Special: vanilla pudding

Smear: margarine

Soup jockey: waitress

Splash of red noise: a bowl of tomato soup

Stack/Short stack: order of pancakes

Sun kiss/Oh jay (O.J.): orange juice

Sunny-side up: the eggs are fried without flipping them, so the yolk looks just like a sun on white background

Sweep the kitchen/Sweepings/Clean up the kitchen: a plate of hash

Throw it in the mud: add chocolate syrup

Two cows, make them cry: Two hamburgers with onions

Vermont: maple syrup, because maple syrup comes primarily from the state of Vermont in the U.S.

Walk a cow through the garden: Hamburger with lettuce, tomato and onion

Warts: Olives

Wax: American cheese

Well-dressed diner: codfish

Whiskey: rye bread, as in rye whiskey

Whiskey down: rye toast, the 'down' part probably comes from the action of pushing down the handle on the toaster

White Cow: vanilla milkshake

Windmill Cocktail/Adam's ale/City juice/Dog soup: glass of water

Wreath: cabbage

Wreck ‘em: scrambled eggs

Yum Yum/Sand: sugar

Zeppelin: sausage

Zeppelins in a fog: sausages and mashed potatoes

Bourne