I was beginning to think that I was the only person on the planet that actually thought "So I Married An Axe Murderer" was funny. I've seen it dozens of times and laugh all the way through it.
Some favorite quotes:
"Would ya look at the size of that kid's head! It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system! Looks like an orange on a toothpick!"
"I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik; spherical but quite pointy at parts! Aye, now that was offsides, now wasn't it? He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow."
or
Charlie: Have you ever brutally murdered anyone?
Harriett: Well, brutal's a subjective term. What's brutal to one person might be entirely reasonable to someone else.
Brian (who really needs to get a life!)