it can cause very large and long lasting errections.....or is that just me???
Posts by oompa
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9ESSIAC TEA
by megaflower ini have been researching this herbal tea and it is suppose to detox the body and treat a variety of illness.
does ayone have any experience with this 4 herbal tea?
thans for any imput..
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ANYBODY got ANYWHERE with the new generation light?....my dad...
by oompa inmade me cry after i sent it to him...he and mom are in great health....super fit....late sixties....and he finally said what i did a few years ago basically....but to hear your dad say it....the long long term superwise superfine superlogical elder...... .
"son...i have finally decided that i will die before this system ends".
i mean geeze....even saying "this system"......it is sooooo much a cult buzzword....where the hell do they get that anyway?
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oompa
made me cry after i sent it to him...he and mom are in great health....super fit....late sixties....and he finally said what i did a few years ago basically....but to hear your dad say it....the long long term superwise superfine superlogical elder.....
"Son...I have finally decided that I will die before this system ends"
I mean geeze....even saying "this system"......it is sooooo much a cult buzzword....where the hell do they get that anyway?"?....could not say die before the end comes....or armageddon....no...THIS SYSTEM....so at least the article has had one effect...........crap..........oompa
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OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!
by oompa indamm this snow!!
!....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!
!.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!
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oompa
lmao lola....drama does follow me!....but this one is one i was soooo tired of....i dont even know how the hell it got back there!....i mean we have beat this horse bloody....for three or four years....and omg it was miraculously resurrected!!!!
i so love you guys...thank you all.....we are a very small club.....and ya....you get it!!.............oompa
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JW Science Quote (1-29)
by TD inif you've been exposed to american entertainment at all during the last forty years, it would be difficult to be unfamiliar with the sci-fi character, "mr.
spock.
" spock was a character in the series, star trek, the son of a "vulcan" father and a human mother.
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oompa
LMAO!...that was one of the best DC's that year in Greensboro....there were two big translucent boxes on stage with a light in each one....one had a pic of a brain on all four sides..and the other had a heart on all four sides....during the talk there were issues discussed and either the heart would light up or the brain would.......geeze.........oompa
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OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!
by oompa indamm this snow!!
!....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!
!.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!
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oompa
stoopid....stoopid....stoopid....stoopid....stoopid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
damm them damm them damm them damm them
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OMG i did not just have a two hour WT fight with my wife again!!!!
by oompa indamm this snow!!
!....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!
!.....we had a contract practically to never do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and omg it was like a nightmare of every wt jw argument rolled into one!!!!!
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oompa
Damm this snow!!!....i mean i am separated and all but this is the second snow where i wind up back home for the night (mostly non-sexual)...i mean separation does give you time for second thoughts but damm!!!!!.....we had a contract practically to NEVER do this again...but she looked at me and said "so what are we going to do...what is going to happen with us".....so i went with it....and OMG it was like a nightmare of every WT JW argument rolled into one!!!!!!......why does it matter to her...why does it matter to me?.......geeze just leave it alone!!!...
nightmare of a day....hard crying and all.....no matter what i will NEVER engage her again in any religious conversation....much less debate...never....and i made her promise to that too...............oompa
i just want to go lay in the icy creek
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very effective.....the Stress and Vomit Diet..........
by oompa inso oompa has lost 15 pounds the last three months....i kinda wanted to...but it is really easy on this diet....for many reasons....leaving wife...going through settlement (arrrggghhh)....pending divorce.....pending totally losing jw parents and son, and of course already lost all my lifelong jw friends....and then of course there is secret trouble aplenty which most of you could prob guesswhat oompa is involved in......... so anyway...i have always carried stress in my tummy...as in kinda nervous stomach.....so i also lost most of my appetite...and then the great part is when i do eat...a lot of times i lose it about ten minutes later anyway!!!
!..........very effective way to lose weight.....and i know i am not the only one like this....but all i need is about another three weeks of this hell and i will be at my high school weight!!!!!...............oompa.
see theres always a brite side!!!
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oompa
hahaha jamie.....true....but that stuff really makes me hungry!...i still have five to ten more to lose i think......oomps
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New arrangement for hand-drying at district conventions - KM February 2010
by Gopher innew arrangement for hand-drying at district conventions.
in our efforts to simplify arrangements and reduce costs, the society is pleased to announce a new arrangement that will take effect at the annual district conventions starting with the keep on the watch even longer convention in the summer of 2010. the society needs to carefully allocate its resources so that the worldwide work can continue to grow and that the society can defend itself from legal challenges instigated by our opposers.. effective this summer, the number of paper towels allowed per visit in the restrooms at convention sites will be reduced from one to zero.
we do not think our dear brothers and sisters will notice the difference.
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oompa
hahahahahaahah...........oompa
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very effective.....the Stress and Vomit Diet..........
by oompa inso oompa has lost 15 pounds the last three months....i kinda wanted to...but it is really easy on this diet....for many reasons....leaving wife...going through settlement (arrrggghhh)....pending divorce.....pending totally losing jw parents and son, and of course already lost all my lifelong jw friends....and then of course there is secret trouble aplenty which most of you could prob guesswhat oompa is involved in......... so anyway...i have always carried stress in my tummy...as in kinda nervous stomach.....so i also lost most of my appetite...and then the great part is when i do eat...a lot of times i lose it about ten minutes later anyway!!!
!..........very effective way to lose weight.....and i know i am not the only one like this....but all i need is about another three weeks of this hell and i will be at my high school weight!!!!!...............oompa.
see theres always a brite side!!!
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oompa
well just thanks undercover!....i thought you were damm sexy btw..........oompa
calling your wife....now!
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very effective.....the Stress and Vomit Diet..........
by oompa inso oompa has lost 15 pounds the last three months....i kinda wanted to...but it is really easy on this diet....for many reasons....leaving wife...going through settlement (arrrggghhh)....pending divorce.....pending totally losing jw parents and son, and of course already lost all my lifelong jw friends....and then of course there is secret trouble aplenty which most of you could prob guesswhat oompa is involved in......... so anyway...i have always carried stress in my tummy...as in kinda nervous stomach.....so i also lost most of my appetite...and then the great part is when i do eat...a lot of times i lose it about ten minutes later anyway!!!
!..........very effective way to lose weight.....and i know i am not the only one like this....but all i need is about another three weeks of this hell and i will be at my high school weight!!!!!...............oompa.
see theres always a brite side!!!
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oompa
too funny carla.......and no sd-7....not really a tragic situation....there is PLENTY of good with the bad!!!....and i like my new body now....AND MIND!!!!...but damm i look good with my shirt off!!!!!....whooohooo........oompa
oh and i have not cut my hair in two months and many have told me they love it!!!....damm it got curly...never even knew it would do that....PLUS YA!...i got a kick ass tattoo which you can see on FB!!!