Posts by NvrKssdNObutt

We are writing to invite you to return to the fold. We don’t really want you back because we all hate your apostate guts. But we will gladly embrace you once again because you are becoming a pain in the ass and costing us a loss of revenue.

Who would have ever dreamed that your wearing a sandwich board denouncing us could cause such a commotion. We very much wish that you would not picket the Westville, Oklahoma and Siloam Springs, Arkansas Kingdom Halls anymore. It is not the fault of the sheep who attend that they cannot speak to you. You brought it upon yourself by pointing out that we are lying bastards who have kept you miserable for thirty-five years.

If you will attend the Westville Kingdom Hall services next Sunday we will allow you to crawl on your knees down to the speakers stand, gaze up into the eyes of the speaker, shed a few tears and shout meany meany tickle the parson. The body of elders can then gather around you with a laying on of hands and pronounce you once again to be a fool who will follow their lead.

We await your reply.

The GB a.k.a. the rat pack

Ps please quit calling us and saying “bite me”

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Conspiracy against the Watchtower

by Hiddenwindow in

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friends

here is one question that has been bothering me for quite some time.

do you think a revolution, so to speak, within the organization is possible?

in other words, can any conspiracy against the watchtower succeed?

NvrKssdNObutt

The wt orig was built on lies and deception. part of the foundation on which it was built is a pyramid. can anything clean come out of something unclean? no way jose! you dont take a termite infested building and paint the walls and eveer hope to have anything do you?

james t

defender of the faith

lord protector of the realm

or am i

lord protector of the faith

defender of the realm i keep fortetting

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An ode to elder bob

by NvrKssdNObutt in

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elder bob is one of the meanest snakes i ever ran across ---- i guess it would cause this site problems if i told you where he is a hitman elder in northwest arkansas ----- hmmmm elder bob the hitman and james t in the same post --------last time i talked to him i took him outside and informed him that he is the poorest excuse for both a human and an elder.

the idiot even gave the kids the emblems to eat and drink as soon as the memorial was over one nite.

an ode to elder bob.

NvrKssdNObutt

yeah purps her at 15 when i molested her hmmmm but i was 17 so i guess thats okay

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Your most hated Kingdom Songs ever...

by B_Deserter in

we all know that skilled songwriters the brothers are not, so what are your most hated kingdom songs?

the ones that made you cringe when you saw them listed on the km or watchtower?

mine?.

NvrKssdNObutt

i cant remember the name of the song but it reminded me of the muppet movie ---- i usually didnt sing any of the songs but in that one there was a place where the words "and kermit the frog" fit right in --- so i always sang those words --- people would look at me with raised eyebrows and i would just grin at them

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My first 'drag race'...

by Jim_TX in

this is a follow-up story, i suppose to my other one about being challenged to a drag race over this past weekend.. first of all, let me say that i've never felt the need to race anyone in a car.

i think it is very dangerous - especially since you never know what or when a car is likely to do - like blow a tire or whatever.

so - to those who are thinking of chastizing me for my antics... lighten up.

NvrKssdNObutt

back in th 60's i was racing from light to light on commonwealth road in fullerton calif with another fella----we stopped at the main intersection downtown for a red lite --- before it turned green i held my brakes and revved the engine----making the car raise up like i was taking off --- the other guy was not watching the lite and floored his car ---- he went through the intersection nearly crashing into ongoing traffic --- i never pulled that stunt again--lucky i didnt cause someone to be killed

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Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen happen in the KH?

by shell69 in

i remember being a kid and we didnt have the fancy fabric seats, they were plastic stackable chairs all set out in the usual lines.. an elderly bro, rather rotund, farted, the noise so loud and thundering against the plastic seat!

or the time when i must have been about 7, my dad brought his bible study family to their first ever meeting, i had to sit on mums knee.

i recall giving the daughter of the new family a very vigorous v sign during the meeting.

NvrKssdNObutt

a young, at the time, elder named Brade Day gave a talk at the westville oklahoma hall where he made the comment from the platform "a woman likes it when you call her a pussy but hates it when you call her a cat" the audience began laughing --- when he came off the stage he asked me "what did i say" i told him you meant kitten but said pussy

one little teen age sister, at the dinner table, remarked (while the discussion was about cats in general) "a little pussy never hurt anybody" her elder father nearly choked on his mouthful of food

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Massive donations to the WTS

by greendawn in

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have any of you or people that you know such as relatives or friends, made a very significant donation to the wts?

by that i mean property, or money in excess of let's say $10 000. .

enriching an already very rich organisation has to be moronic, they are the ones that should be helping the poor among them the proverbial orphans and widows.

NvrKssdNObutt

i once was stupid enuf to donate $1,800 in one whack to go to the purchase of the land for a new hall -----then they tried df ing me not long after ----very appreciative bunch of sob's

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Is there a moderator available?

by RisingEagle in

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NvrKssdNObutt

half of what i post vanishes ---- i thought the wt spies were stealing it --- then i discovered i am typing with invisible ink and you have to hold a candle behind your computer screen to read my posts.

james t

defender of the faith

lord protector of the realm

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An ode to elder bob

by NvrKssdNObutt in

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friends

elder bob is one of the meanest snakes i ever ran across ---- i guess it would cause this site problems if i told you where he is a hitman elder in northwest arkansas ----- hmmmm elder bob the hitman and james t in the same post --------last time i talked to him i took him outside and informed him that he is the poorest excuse for both a human and an elder.

the idiot even gave the kids the emblems to eat and drink as soon as the memorial was over one nite.

an ode to elder bob.

NvrKssdNObutt

Elder bob is one of the meanest snakes i ever ran across ---- i guess it would cause this site problems if i told you where he is a hitman elder in northwest arkansas ----- hmmmm elder bob the hitman and james t in the same post --------last time i talked to him i took him outside and informed him that he is the poorest excuse for both a human and an elder. the idiot even gave the kids the emblems to eat and drink as soon as the memorial was over one nite

An Ode to Elder Bob

Old bob y****

will kill you dead

old bob y****

will stomp your head

old bob y****

is mighty mean

old bob y****

is a killing machine

feel free to add your verses about your favorite elder hitman

james t

lord protector of the faith

defender of the realm