Posts by worldtraveller

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Today I am officially lonely

by wings in

jw
friends

so i plan to post on this site for the next few days until i make you all sick of me.

that is my first idea, maybe i'll get better.

i don't get lonely easy, often, hardly ever...okay never.

You asked for it
"On a Valentines day Stella and Eunice are in the kitchen preparing vegetables and gossiping when Eunice looks out of the window. She sees her husband, Bernie, coming up the walkway with a big bouquet of Valentine roses.

Eunice turns to Stella and says, 'Oh, no! He's bringing roses. That means the whole weekend I'll be on my back with my legs up in the air.'

Stella replies, 'What's the matter? Don't you have a vase?'"

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Today I am officially lonely

by wings in

jw
friends

so i plan to post on this site for the next few days until i make you all sick of me.

that is my first idea, maybe i'll get better.

i don't get lonely easy, often, hardly ever...okay never.

worldtraveller

Too late!!

Fart Football

An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows
when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points."

His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
The old man replied, "It's fart football."

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score."

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says,
"Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7."

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says,
"Touchdown, tie score."

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says,
"Field goal, I lead 17 to 14." Now the pressure is on the old man.

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got,
and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, "What the hell was that?"

The old man says, "Half time, switch sides."

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Today I am officially lonely

by wings in

jw
friends

so i plan to post on this site for the next few days until i make you all sick of me.

that is my first idea, maybe i'll get better.

i don't get lonely easy, often, hardly ever...okay never.

worldtraveller

How about some seriously twisted humour? Jeez, you need some friends right now. You have found some here!! Now about that sick humour?

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BECOME A JW AND YOU CANT

by Velvetann in

jw
friends

can you add to this list.

become a jw and you cant .

attend a church school .

worldtraveller

An unmentioned rule I believe. NO TIPPING, unless it's our jar.

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WT-Says Moms Should not Work

by leaving-jws in

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friends

the feb 1, 2008 wt has an article on p. 28 called finding fulfillment as a mother.

the article basically states that moms should not work outside of the home but stay at home with their kids to teach them things about jehovah.

it also states that moms that want to work outside the home full-time do so not out of economic necessity but to boost their self worth, to obtain financial independence or to pay for luxuries.

worldtraveller

Ladies-back in the kitchen you go. While your at it, can you put on my favourite tv show........ !!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtqQyW0XOLo. I HAD to put it here. Reminded me of this.

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BECOME A JW AND YOU CANT

by Velvetann in

jw
friends

can you add to this list.

become a jw and you cant .

attend a church school .

worldtraveller

For the mostpart, yes. There are some trolls, and spammers-a few troublemakers too. Most here have a story to tell. Why not tell us yours? (unless you have already).

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