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  Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

  by tyydyy in

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  so they can have sex.

  so women will want to have sex with us.

  would she want to have sex with me here?".

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  gambler

  We aint nothin but mamals.Eat, sleep,procreate.Women and men are the same in these biologicl urges but women go about the reproducing a little dirently than men, I will explain.The mission of most male mammals is to spread there seed to as many female mammals as possible in order assure survival.The mission of most female mammals is to pick the best male possible to assure her and her offsprings health,safety and protection.These two mammal reproductive prossess coraspond with the two most common human male and female sexual desires.The man- to bang as many chicks as possible.The female- to find the perfect man so he will provide a carefree life for her and any possible children.So the next time a woman calls you dirty dog for sleeping with too many women or a man calls you a pickey gold digging bitch thats only after the goodlooking man with the money,just tell him or her your just following your natural biological instincts.
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  Why JWs are The Happiest People on Earth™

  by Scully in

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  why jehovah's witnesses are the "happiest people on earth".

  thus spake homer simpson:.

  "those germans!!

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  gambler

  It reminds me of the palastinains who where rejocieing and danceing in the streets from the destruction at the world trade buildings except JWs will be dong iton a much grander scale. What is the correct pronunciation of that german word?
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  WT lawyers

  by TweetieBird in

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  does anyone know how many lawyers the society has working for them now?

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  gambler

  are the lawyers wittnesses themselves
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  the 80's

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  hey all, i received this in email today at work.

  i always find these remember things funny, 70's or 80's.... but as i was reading this list, it got me thinking about some of the things i don't truly remember (okay, i remember but they were no-no's) because of my jw enforced childhood.

  so here's the list with some of my comments:.

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  gambler

  The two geatest cartoons ever made, Voltron and Thundercats.
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  Watchtower & Awake Subscriptions

  by Amazing in

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  in another thread the point was made that the wts is ending subscriptions to the watchtower and awake!

  magazines.

  isp rightly commented the following, "the wts gets double payment for the mags from the r+f......so subscribers are not cost effective!".

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  gambler

  I disagree with you refine fire.There will always be books and newspapers.You ever try reading a book on the computer, its not fun.In a casino you have the same thing.The casino is quite capable of making all the table games digital on a slot machine.But most of the players want the tactile feel they get with the real thing.The same is with information, most people would not give up the feel of printed media and books.The internet is good for alot of info but it will never totaly replace print.I get headaces if I read to much on a computer screen but not print paper.
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  Why the bible does'nt make sense to me

  by Leander in

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  for some odd reason this morning when i woke up the first thing that came into my mind was the suffering and pain that humans deal with on a daily basis.

  again i'm not really sure what made me think about that so early in the morning.

  (maybe it was a dream i had).

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  gambler

  Why do you people think sex is sinful.Sex is a natural biological proses.Marage is a manmade formality.Biblethumpers need to study biology and they will find out that the human male is programed to spread his sperm to as many females as possible.Its in our genetic makeup.And females look for the best male.There is a reason girls like tall dark and hansome, its because short fat and ugly doesent give you the best offspring.Biology aint it a bitch.
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  What's your spiritual type?

  by RR in

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  here's a test.

  http://www.beliefnet.com/section/quiz/index.asp?sectionid=&surveyid=27/.

  questioning believer you have doubts about the particulars but not the big stuff.

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  gambler

  Im a dabbler 35.The test sucked because it did not include any other religons exept christan religion .as if thats the only spiritual outlet.
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  OK, OK, 10 reasons Why..You Know The Rest..

  by Englishman in

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  1. we got pubs.

  1000's and 1000's of pubs.. 2. liz hurley.. 3. manchester united.. 4. the harrier / concorde / a380xxx.

  5. we got more overseas territories than anyone.it is still true, even now.. 6. the s.a.s.. 7. lots and lots of steam railways!.

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  I think every nation claims that they have the monoply on comady.Hell yes we make fun of ourselves.And sarcasam , we have raised an entire generation of cinics over here.While I do enjoy british comady ,I think american and canadian comady can blow it out of the water.
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  RU British? No! I'm English!

  by Englishman in

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  gambler brought up an interesting point earlier re an english couple getting snotty because someone asked them if they were from australia.. it's a fact that guessing at someones accent is a risky business, especially if you get it wrong.

  i had a canadian friend who was always being mistaken for an american, and boy did he ever get pissy about it.. same with new zealanders, i don't mix 'em up with aussie's because i have kiwi pals and am tuned into to the softer intonations.

  my wife has a swiss friend who hates being mistaken for being from germany or austria and makes no bones about letting you know it.. i used to laugh at what i considered to be over-sensitivity, until someone suggested that i came from yorkshire.

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  The aussie dont seem to get ofendened like the brits do. I told me experiance to a bunch of aussies and they laughed and said unlike the brits we do get pissed when you mistake us for them.For some reason I aways get the south african acsent right.
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  OK, OK, 10 reasons Why..You Know The Rest..

  by Englishman in

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  1. we got pubs.

  1000's and 1000's of pubs.. 2. liz hurley.. 3. manchester united.. 4. the harrier / concorde / a380xxx.

  5. we got more overseas territories than anyone.it is still true, even now.. 6. the s.a.s.. 7. lots and lots of steam railways!.

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  gambler

  decrimanalized is the right word.No I have not been there but I would like to someday.But I think I would visit the netherlands and other contrys over there before britan.The reason I critisise so much is because you guys are fun to mess with.You guys have a superiority complex and have trouble laughing at yourselves.I was in an elavator in las vegas and there was this couple there whith me.I noticed there accent and I said are you two from austrailia.They got all huffy and offended and said NO WE ARE FROM ENGLAND ,and stormed out of the elavator.It was very funny.To all stiff ass brits,the sun set on the british empire a long time ago.But dont worry england we still like you, and if swizerland gives you any trouble just tell us and we will kick their ass for you.I kid I kid