i am atheist now.
but when i was a jw.
i used to wonder since everything was created by god.
I wouldn't admit to not liking beer especially being Canadian. It's OK here because your anonymous. But if anyone found out there could be persecution.
And if you brought a man a beer today you are an angel unless your a waitress and you had to do it.
i am atheist now.
but when i was a jw.
i used to wonder since everything was created by god.
I confess it was me. I did it in one of my past lives it was a long time ago, I was living in a cave and I was known as oogly-ook. I made God up and it just took off from there.
Oh and I also created music and in that life I was known as oogly toot. Any way I was sitting in my cave eating some kind of gaseous plant and when I stood a strange group of noises came out of my ass. I christened it the first song.
I created some other things also in my past lives like beer (that's when I lived in Egypt)
Sorry for all the trouble I caused, I never thought the concept would take off like it did. It sure screwed things up I guess; because I'm thining if I hadn't created God then we wouldn't have Jesus, Satan, demons angels all that other colateral creation that happened.
But I am glad I created music and beer. By the way, don't they go good together?
how have the numbers of the anointed been doing - staying steady or finally declining?
that was always a puzzle to me how that could stay so steady..
Watchtower tries to explain away the unexpected increase by saying some of them may be 'emotionally imbalanced.'
I would have to agree with the Watchtower's statement above with one change, they are all 'emotionally imbalanced'
Sab, if your reasoning is true, that means that now what is going on is,
God's or "I am"'s many personna's are fighting against eachother. How does this make sense in your reasonings?
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I'm sure it's a BOE thing that's one of the times of the year where BOE'S can get bragging rights IE:
"We had 35 aux pio's in our congregation"
Big Frikken Deal
''well there's one thing you got ta ask yourself punk....you felling lucky...well do ya punk".....clint eastwood dirty harry.. "it's life jim but not as we know it" capt kirk star treck..
Scotty to Captain Kirk:
"Captain i'm givin her all she's got and I can't giver nor more" Done in a Scottish accent maybe cofty could translate.
education teaches you how to think.propagandists tell you what to think.true educators present all sides of an issue and encourage discussion.
propagandists hammer hard on their view and discourage discussion.many times their true motives are hidden.
they sift the facts, tell the favorable ones and conceal the others.
At the same time, it must be admitted that we need good and proper guidance
They have a way of inserting truths into their writings then quickly negating them within a paragraph or two and that's exactly what they did here.
You can think on your own but you need to have good and proper guidance (about what to think) and of course we are the only "good and proper guidance"
i am just thinking if there could ever be anything that would raise consciousness in the minds of millions of jws that this a completely hoax.
what could spark millions of them at once, any thoughts?..
If the society rules that obesity is a sin and those that are obese will be disfellowshipped if they don't get thinner, 30% of the rank and file would be DF'd
can anyone here with personal experience relate examples of how an elder was removed?.
what were the reasons?
how did he react?
The process is quite simple really.
The elder body votes and if the majority is for removal, it happens
last tuesday my elderly uncle was taken to the hospital by ambulance in extreme pain.
while he was in er a number of tests and bloodwork were ordered.at approx 3:30 wednesday morning my aunt called me in tears.
the test had revealed three large growths.. .
I believe in you STT. I prayed that someone would post a funny and ridiculous thread and you came through.
Thanks for the laugh, I know your joking
