Posts by ldrnomo

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Bill Bowen Just Posted This on Facebook Moments Ago

by jamiebowers in

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jane doe vs the watch tower in the oakland, ca case was awarded $20 million in punitive damages..

ldrnomo

so sad for the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society

I thought Jehovah was supposed to protect them?

I guess Satan won this battle

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Watchtower found guilty ruled to pay 7 million to 1 victim? wow

by yourmomma in

is this recent?

http://www.silentlambs.org/oaklandlawsuit.htm.

i havent seen anyone post about it, the link has a pdf on it of the court documents, and it looks like the stamp is from 5/12 but its blurry.. .

I love it, I love it, I love it. This is such great news I have been wondering recently about the real reason the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society has been selling their New York properties. Could this mass sale be motivated by this and other lawsuits to come? I for one hope this is their financial downfall. They need to be taken down before they hurt even more families and inocent people.

Sparlock lives and he's taking down the Watchtower 7 mill at a time.

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disturbing video showing effects of the watchtower's actions

by Hobo Ken in

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujm2aqtts9e&feature=plcp.

ldrnomo

very funny, loved it

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If Sparlock is wrong...

by TD in

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...then what else should a jw parent forbid under the same rationale?

jehovah hates magic).

i started a mental list and it boggles the mind.

ldrnomo

king of thrones series

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear Jam,

Obviously you do not understand the way the watchtower works. You ask the question, we give you the answer. Now, about passing gas

The Governing Body has met often and and prayed hard about this problem they have asked Jehovah incessently in prayer to help them with the problem but the older they get, the more gas they pass. Of course as any of the Bethel workers will tell you, "the GB's gas don't stink" but we are off subject.

You bring up a good point and it is true that most that are raped now a days are asking for it. So the Faithful Slave has come up with a 5 point plan to help you with this unclean act of passing gas.

1) Don't drink beer.

According to the Bible, beer was first made by the Pagan Egyptions who passed a lot of gas. So not only will not drinking beer cut down on you gas passing, it we also make you a friend of Jehovah's because you will no longer be pursuing a pagan practice.

2) Poop every morning.

Often times, gas is caused by fecal waste pushing through the large intestine, keeping that part of the body clean will help to keep the fumes down. Also with a clean intestine the gas that passes will be a sweet smell to Jehovah.

3) Don't eat beans.

As you may know, beans is a musical fruit though many scholars will argue that beans are a fruit, the song prooves they are.

4) No cabbage, I repeat, No cabbage

This one doesnt even need explaining. Jehovah didn't make cabbage as a food, he created them to throw at people and though we don't condone violence unless Jehovah says it's alright, a cabbage thrown in a crowd is always a delight, of course so is passing gas.

5) And this is the most important...when you feel a fart is about to start pray to Jehovah to help you hold it in and if you are faithful he will answer your prayer

And don't forget brother jam, you ask the question, we give the answer and we are never wrong

Your Brothers

The Watchtower

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear ShirleyW

We are saddened to hear that you have not been to a Kindom Hall in many years. We hope you are still sending us money. It is too bad that your are listening to the specious teachings of bitter former brothers and sisters on apostate websites. As you mentioned we have created a special warrior wizard who we like to call Sparlock. Please be assured that all Governing Body members have stopped sleeping with their own personal Sparlock charecters and have decided as a group to throw into the trash bin.

We created the film and charecter because our young ones are leaving us left and right and we wanted to stem the tide so with much prayer and meditation we decided to come up with a grand series of mindless poorly done videos that would capture the minds of children from 3-6 years old. We know that the spirit of the world is overtaking our Rank and File members and we needed to do somthing drastic so we chose to start a campaign to win the hearts and minds of young children.

The Watchtower

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear Mallet,

In answer to your first question, as you know the Bible was long written before the Watchtower so the Faithful Slave has determined that any new light presented by the Watchtower comes before the old light found in the Bible therefore Watchtower comes first.

We are glad that you faithfully pray to us when you need help. Of course you know that one person is much less important then the spreading of the good news of the kingdom so if your having a hard time then just simply get a job. It can't be that hard, there are many fast food restaurants throughout the world. We of course have a very important work to do and it requires a considerable amount money to build buildings, go on trips around the world to give talks and buy printers. We have been very succesful getting our brothers from all over the earth to donate all the money they have so we can continue to eat food at the proper time provide food at the proper time we have come out with a number of new projects because of you sending us your hard earned money.

There is a new video out you may have heard of it. It is designed to brainwash young children to serve us without question. Without you money we wouldn't be able to come up with these wild new videos

Thank you and bless you and we hope you GET A JOB

The Watchtower

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear Timebandit,

As the watchtower says, "cleanliness is next to Godliness" it is good to keep clean, however when touching yourself in certain areas causes arousel you should either cut off that part of you body or refrain from cleaning it. As Christians we realize that it is not important to become aroused sexually in anyway because it takes away from the sanctity of the clean God Jehovah. So it is sometimes better to stop the practice all together. However, if you choose to stop taking showers don't come into any New York area Kindom Halls that members of the GB attend.

The Watchtower

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear TOTH

As you know, Poop is a worldly thing, the Bible says, "the world is corupt and so is it's poop so therfore keep away from all things stinky and refrain from poop for it is the work of Satan"

If you do have to poop in the future, make sure you do it in the Kingdom Hall where all things are made clean.

The Watchtower

PS, don't poop in any Kingdom Halls in New York because one of us GB members may be going there

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Dear Watchtower?

by ldrnomo in

i thought it would be fun to start a question and answer series.

i'll be the watchtower and you send in questions.. here's an example:.

dear watchtower,.

ldrnomo

Dear TD

Of course the Watchtower magazine warns us about associating with apostates because they are "mentally deseased" if you have touched the keyboard that goes directlyt to an apostate website, it is possibly too late for you so according to all the members of the GB, you will be destroyed. You will probably fall into a deep chasm in the ground and be swollowed up.

As far as sports goes, the watchtower states, " bad association spoils useful watchtower habits". in the article it stated that school sports foster a love for fun excercise, socaial acceptence and other wicked things of the world. The spirit of the air is all around but it is especially strong in sports locker rooms. It is good that your parents forbid you from playing these games because you may have become succesful in some way in the WORLD which would of course make you worldly. So write on a chalkboard 100 times, "School sports are bad"

but I guess it doesn't really matter because YOUR TOAST

The Watchtower