WANTED:
spiritual MEN who will say yes to anything that the older members say, will also be qualified to kiss any existing Governing Body members ass anytime they bend over.
the succesful applicant will be able to travel anywhere in the world with all expenses paid and will only have to spew out hours of useless information.
As a new GB member all expenses will be paid and all you will have to do is sit in a meeting every week nodding your head in an afirmative motion anytime anyone says any thing of little or no importance. The successful aplicant will also recieve full medical benefits, the use of a fully fueled automobile, butler service, laundry service, all meals, and many people who will kiss your ass
Please send all resumes to Patterson NY care of Garrett Losch (elder member of GB)
Also if you've read the whole Bible NWT only all the way through that will be a plus