Thanks for your sympathy but.... you know....
At least she'll be resurrected...LOL
LD
they were going to sbux i stopped to talk and told them my mom was dying of cancer.
they said they were sorry to here that and i said, tongue in cheek, i was delighted because she would have been destroyed by jehvoah anyway and that would have been a lot more painful and frightening way to go and those dufuses agreed with me.
Thanks for your sympathy but.... you know....
At least she'll be resurrected...LOL
LD
they were going to sbux i stopped to talk and told them my mom was dying of cancer.
they said they were sorry to here that and i said, tongue in cheek, i was delighted because she would have been destroyed by jehvoah anyway and that would have been a lot more painful and frightening way to go and those dufuses agreed with me.
they were going to Sbux I stopped to talk and told them my Mom was dying of cancer. They said they were sorry to here that and I said, tongue in cheek, I was delighted because she would have been destroyed by Jehvoah anyway and that would have been a lot more painful and frightening way to go and those dufuses agreed with me.
comments you will not hear at the 11-2-08 wt study (august 15, 2008, pages 21-25) (pure language).
are you speaking the "pure language" fluently?
speaking the pure language fluently .
Blondie:
I look forward to these comments from the WT study every week. It reminds me how ridiculous the watchtower organization is and entertains me at the same time.
Thank you so much
LD
taken from another posting on here (holy disfellowshipping batman).... 50 kids have been disfellowshipped from the following areas, round lake, palatine, crystal lake,cary,barrington, in the last 30 days.. anyone have any further info?.
Sounds like there must have been a party with lot's of drinking maybe some sex, and some dirty dancing and possibly some drunkeness.
When that happens they start folding like a house of cards one kid confesses and start's implicating the rest. Next you'll see some elder removals and MS removals.
LD
do the beliefs common to jw's cause them to have a happier worldview and a better outlook on life?
YES
They have to be happy. The Watchtower Organization tells them they have to be happy. If they are not happy, they must not have Jehovah's spirit so they have to pray more, go to meetings more and go out in service more then they will be happy and have a better quality of life. If they still don't have a better quality of life, they will then say they do so other Jdubs won't think they are lacking Jehovah's spirit.
LD
honor jehovah by displaying dignity .
this ten-year old has quickly learned that dignity is only the outward appearance.
why, though, can humans act with dignity?
(Genesis 4:2-5) . . .And Abel came to be a herder of sheep, but Cain became a cultivator of the ground. 3 And it came about at the expiration of some time that Cain proceeded to bring some fruits of the ground as an offering to Jehovah. 4 But as for Abel, he too brought some firstlings of his flock, even their fatty pieces. Now while Jehovah was looking with favor upon Abel and his offering, 5 he did not look with any favor upon Cain and upon his offering. . . .
Every time I study the WT I learn somthing new about God never realized that he was not a vegatable eater and only liked sheep.
LD
sitting through the items with experiences at the one day special assembly day last weekend reminded me just how dreadful having to handle experiences at the assemblies were.
when i was an elder, i used to dread getting assembly assignments that included experiences; they were always so fake.. .
nothing ever happened in our circuit that was ever noteworthy or outstanding, and you usually ended up re-hashing the same old stuff from years ago.. .
I remember a time I was assigned experiences on a CA. It had to do with young people witnessing. I really had to dig for those experiences and exaggerate them when I got them. I used 3 children and out of those three only one is still in, the other two got away as soon as they turned 18. I hated doing those experiences. IT was all a fake.
LD
a few days ago when i went to the mailbox a truck pulled up, a man jumped out and boldly anchored a political sign at the edge of my driveway.. he was about 8 feet away from me.
i turned and said "i don't want your sign on my driveway!
" it had really ticked me off that he stuck it in the ground in front of me without asking and like he had a right to do so.. he walked over to me and said.."do you know (candidates name)?
I'm glad it worked for you. I mayself find it to be even more offensive to myself to say that I am a Jdub no matter what benefit it may provide.
LD
For this hour decrease to totally work for the bORG, they would have to see a 28.5% increase in signups for new pioneers. I doubt that is ever going to happen.
Maybe if the bORG started sending pio's fuel compensation checks they might get a 20% increase but that will still bring their total field circus hours down.
Also pio's don't really motivate many others to get out in the field because they're too busy with their own gangs of other pio's
LD
as many of you know, i've got a new job.
quitting my old one is proving to be difficult.
i gave my boss two weeks notice.
Tell him you can give him some extra time during your time off but there will be a fee that you will charge him for the extra time. Call it a consulting fee. and make it a large amount. He'll probably decide he doesn't need the extra week after all.
LD