Busted! Heh heh, I've always wanted to catch an elder coming out of the Adult section at the video store.
marmot
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Standing outside a pub smoking a cig and along comes an elder...
by FreedomFrog ini go to this pub (sort of like a cheers tv kinda pub) and since we can't smoke in there we have to step outside.
last tuesday (on a meeting night) an elder all dressed up walks past me on the same side walk.
he glances at me so i gave a nod gester.
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C.O. in the basement
by DaCheech ini just saw the mail.
when i saw a bill from the satellite tv company i could not refrain from opening it.. seems like the congregation is flipping the $88 a month for the c.o.
to watch tv.. the billing was not personalized to the co, but to the congregation.
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I thought maybe you had a co locked in your basement. Heehee.
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The rockies are awe-inspiring (though I've never been), British Columbia has beautiful rainforests, Montreal has great culture, food and nightlife, the Maritimes have beautiful scenery and great seafood, there's great camping in Northern Ontario and awesome fishing and aurora borealis (Northern lights) in the Northwest Territories.
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C.O. in the basement
by DaCheech ini just saw the mail.
when i saw a bill from the satellite tv company i could not refrain from opening it.. seems like the congregation is flipping the $88 a month for the c.o.
to watch tv.. the billing was not personalized to the co, but to the congregation.
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I remember when my family visited bethel we got to stay in the regular bethelite apartments in Brooklyn and the TVs there got cable.
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Can anyone tell me why this "test" works...this is SO SPOOKY!
by FreedomFrog inok, can anyone tell me why this works?
this is so freakin' cool.
do the test as it is instructed...don't cheat.
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marmot
I guess I'm a freak, I thought of an orange crosscut saw.
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Whales & Other air breathing marine life
by Satanus insea animals like whales, dolphins and porpoises all need to surface for air.
they could easily drown.
wouldn't a wise creator, the author of perfection have seen fit to give them gills?
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Here's a fantastic article talking about the transitional forms that led up to modern whales. It goes to show how evolution slowly adapted these mammals for purely aquatic life.
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So does this mean the attendants can pepper spray you if you knock?
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Comments You Will Not Hear at the WT Study (11/5 PURPOSE IN LIFE)
by WT Comments insoliciting your comments as well!
please take a moment to post a comment, even if brief.
share your experience and keep the topic active.. .
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marmot
Bravo! Awesome dissection! I cracked up at this part:
"Daniel, not for his work as a Babylonian government official..."
Unlike JWs who have no part in politics, Daniel was the literally the Minister of the Magic! Reconcile that!! Even Dumbledore had to turn that one down. -
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lack of repentance is the ONLY ground for disfellowshipping.... really?
by inkling inok, so whenever i would question the justice of the df policy, i kept.
getting the same line (even from my dad, an elder):.
people are not disfellowshipped because of the actual sin, they are.
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Yep, but they are the ones who determine if you are repentant or not.
This is why there have been cases of people being disfellowshipped for minor offenses or even false testimony, because if you defend yourself during a judicial committee meeting then that is a surefire sign of an "unrepentant spirit."
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..Your Best Bargain!..
by OUTLAW ini`ve got a nice gym up here at the ranch..rows of dumbells.a few barbells.lots of free wieghts..and..a few machines.....my hand is healed up from being crushed in the ranch gate and i wanted to get back to working out.....i needed a new bench press.something a little more up to date..so..i headed for civilization......canadian tire had a nice one for $149.95..walmart had one better for $89.95..$89.00 for a bench of that quality??
!..........so..i went and got a shopping cart,so i could put the boxed up bench press,in it..i went to pick up the box..i could barely lift it!..it was like it was bolted to the floor.....was i so out of shape from not working out,i couldn`t lift the bench i wanted to exercise on???..lol!
!.....i managed to get the box waist high and almost into the cart..but not quite..the box is resting on the edge of the shopping cart and moving away from me..now i`m chasing a shopping cart down the isle trying to get the frigg`n box into it.i looked like an idiot!..lol!
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Best bargain was my current car, a 1988 Chrysler Pimp Avenue with 155,000kms on it for $400.
It's in awesome shape, too. The interior (deep red crushed velour - looks like a bordello, heh heh) is really clean and all the power accessories work, the body is completely straight and the paint is in really good glossy condition except for a few surface rust bubbles. Vinyl top is immaculate, too.
I normally would never have considered a car like this but cripes, I used to pay more than that on monthly payments ALONE for my 2004 Mazda 3.