Yeah, we have a lot of TurboBaptists around here that think Haloween is evil, so what do they do? They have pumpkins and candy at the church and everybody dresses up and gets candy, except it's called a Fall Festival.
Kinda like having a douglas fir in your living room on December 25th and it has lights and stuff on it and there are boxes with ribbons underneath, but you just call it Tuesday.
A terd, if called by any other name, would smell just as sweet. You can't polish a terd.