If you went to the school I went to as a kid, you needed pepper spray, a 9mm and a few hand grenades just to make it in the front door! But, seriously. I know how to cure the little bastard of his pepper spray fetish: Strap is goofy ass down to a table and spray a whole can in his face. He'll never want to see the stuff again. I've been hit with pepper spray before. It's not pleasant.
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pepper spray, the new lunch box school accessory
by nelly136 ini'm sitting in the layby waiting for my littlun to come out of schools back gate, it usually takes her a ten minute dawdle,the ten minutes comes and goes, five policemen walk across the road and up the path towards the school,still no sign of littlun,.
eventually at 3.52 my mobile phone rings, 'theres been a bit of a chemical leak, the children in the offending building have all been checked by paramedics, can you come and pick her up?'.
i drive past the news wagons parked along the road into the main car park which is swarming with police cars, police, and cameramen.
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How Many Here Have Any Ties To JW Relatives or Friends?
by minimus inare you completely jw free?
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My father and 2 of 5 brothers are still in. I think some of the 2 brother's kids are in as well. I'm not aware of any more nuts in the family.
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Music for Bad Moods
by metatron ini've discovered that, when i am in a bad mood, i don't want to be cheered up as much as agreed with.
in that spirit, i offer the following.
as theme music for various negative states of mind.. hating everybody:.
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Whenever I'm feeling down, I just listen to Enormous Penis by DaVinci's Notebook. Listen to it on YouTube. Hee Hee.
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How much does a house cost in your area - Is it affordable???
by Witness 007 inwhere i live in australia nice newer 3 bedroom brick houses go for $220,000 up.
i think this is reasonable.
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A nice 3 bedroom 2 bath house in my area costs about $200,000. But, with today's real estate market, you can get something for much cheaper. I just bought a house in September. It's a three bed two bath on one acre and it was originally on the market for $179,000. By the time I was done negotiating, I got it for $132,000 plus the seller paid all of my closing costs, had the heating and air serviced and they paid for a two year home warranty. Needless to say, they were motivated sellers. I think I did good!
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What are your Guilty Pleasures of a geeky/nerdy variety?
by Crumpet ini don't mean the ones we know about already - things people wouldn't think you did or enjoyed to look at you.. i love watching ray mears extreme survival and learning about how to survive and find food and shelter in extreme climates even though there is a strong possibility that i shall never try and escape naked from a japanese prisoner of war camp, or crash without a flagon of water into the sahara, or come stuck in my ship in a freezing ice plateau in deepest antartica.
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what's your guilty geeky pleasure?.
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I have so many geeky/nerdy things that I enjoy, it would probably qualify me for the horn-rimmed glasses with duct tape award. I, too, am an electronics nut. I've been messing with electronics since I was 8. I like The Learning Channel, The Discovery Channel, National Geographic, The History Channel, etc. I collect antique medical books. I have a coin collection. I play the organ. But, I have enough non-geeky things that I enjoy to offset my major geek status. I enjoy and own muscle cars. I played in a blues band and a rock band. And, my wife is HOT! Soooo, those three things alone keep the horn-rimmed glasses monster at bay.
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Anybody else have birds hit their windows often?
by dinah inthe most beautiful cardinal just hit the window in our den.
he's breathing, i can't tell if anything is broken.
i'd check a little closer but i don't want to get pecked or something.
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For two years a I had a cardinal that would fight his reflection in the passenger side mirror of one of my trucks. He would beat the hell out of the mirror for most of the morning until about 11 AM. The thing that sucked, other than him constantly knocking my mirror out of alignment was that he always pooped all over my passenger side door. I sold that truck a year ago and I haven't seen him since. Maybe he followed the truck to its new home.
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greetings from a long time lurker
by nondescriptex inlong time lurker, first time poster.
i won't be able to say much... you understand why some of us can't risk identification... a lot to lose.
and i might not be able to post very often.
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Nondescriptex, I always like to quote the Latin philosopher Horace - "Quid rides? Mutato nomine de te fabula narratur." When translated means "Why do you laugh? Change the name, and the story is told of you." We've all been there. You're among friends. Just let it all out. Of course, don't name names and places if you need to protect yourself. It's understandable. Welcome to the board.
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Shot in the chest with an arrow (not a Cupid thread)
by frozen one inevery june about 9,000 runners show up in this part of the world to race along lake superior in grandma's marathon.
last year, and also in 2005, the male winner was a kenyan named wesley ngetich.
as many will know there has been a lot of fighting in kenya since kenya's election in december.
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I think more worthless people should get shot; not talented people like this. Why does Charles Manson get to die of old age in prison and this guy get killed with an arrow? Somebody up there isn't dealing a fair hand, in my opinion.
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OK you scuz buckets... I'm mad now!
by dawg infolks, surly one of you can tell me what the scriptual reasons the jws have that only the so called "annointed" should partake of the evening meal as the laughable jws call it?
have i pissed someone off?
did i not bathe this week?
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Hey Dawg, how's it hangin' in Athens?? Anyway, the thing that always bothered me about the memorial more than anything was that it was supposed to be the only holiday the JWs celebrated. But, nobody celebrated anything. It was just another meeting, except at this meeting you had the added challenge of passing around a plate and a cup that nobody was allowed to eat or drink from and try not to spill the holy juice on your suit. What a sucky religion. No celebration of any kind allowed and why? Oh, wait! Yeah, that's it, if we lead an incredibly boring life, we'll get to live forever and ever and ever in a world where EVERYBODY is a JW and we don't celebrate anything ever again for eternity! Woo Hoo! Count me in! NOT!
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Has anyone ordered from Schwan's before???
by babygirl75 ini was given a catalog by schwan's delivery men that came into the salon i was at yesterday.
my husband wants me to try them out, to help save time since i'm invovled in so many different projects at this time.
it would definetely help so that i wouldn't have to go to the grocery store (which i hate!
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I used to have them deliver ice cream. It was pretty good, but too expensive.