Posts by GatoCat

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TR's Xmas Tree

by TR in

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had the in-laws over last night.

a nice little party, it was.. .

i'm gonna make mince meat outta that osama!

GatoCat

I'm gonna make mince meat outta that Osama!

Merry Christmas, TR!

- http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/osamabox.html

- http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/osamavideo.html

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many thanks to stephanus for getting this started and all the hard work putting together the 'whos who' site.. i've added an additional box to the profile page where you can enter a short biography (plain text - no formatting yet).

this is displayed when people click on your profile link (the 'membership card' icon under you poster name).

i will add a link to the member listing page to indicate people who have biographies with a link to display them.. let me know if you have any problems.

GatoCat

Simon, please define "brief." If I ever write mine, I don't think "brief" is going to be a fitting description.

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about breasts

by ballistic in

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in another thread about breasts, toddy said:.

during the first 10-15 weeks after conception we all develop as females,after that a gene kicks in defining what sex we become,thats why we both have nipples.

this has raised in me a few questions such as,.

GatoCat

and your head would explode.

That IS what happens.

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santa claus on jw site

by airwlk149 in

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i thought jw's weren't supposed to deal with anything christmasy.

so why is there a santa claus poppin up at the top of the site?

with snow & holly in addition?

GatoCat

We're hoping nobody'll notice. Shhhhh...

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personal experience

by gilwarrior in

hello this is gilwarrior.

i was a jehovah's witness for over 20 years.

i got out about six months ago and i am having the best time of my life.

GatoCat

Welcome to reality, gilwarrior! Glad to have you with us. One short word of advice: take your time about forming serious relationships. It would be good if you could spend a year or three just getting to know yourself well, before you get all wrapped up in getting to know somebody else.

Just my two cents, for what it's worth.

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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy in

so they can have sex.

so women will want to have sex with us.

would she want to have sex with me here?".

GatoCat

Everything relates back to sex with men.

I thought about something else once. I forgot what it was, though. It was long, long time ago.

Sex with women, maybe?

ROFLMAO

Gotcha!

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Is Sex ALL Men Think About?

by tyydyy in

so they can have sex.

so women will want to have sex with us.

would she want to have sex with me here?".

GatoCat

An all-time classic truth revealed through a movie is that scene in "When Harry Met Sally" where he explains to her that men can't have women as friends because they're always wanting to "nail 'em."

Tyydyy, you're spot on with all this, except for one:

Computer - So you can have cyberSEX.

Not me. When asked, I say, "Thanks, I appreciate the offer, but I prefer physical contact with my sex."

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Fashion tips from GatoCat!!!

by BritBoy in

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gato!!.

thank you for your reply on my last post!!

just one thing though.. i don't have a diana ross wig... i have a blonde sort of slapper wig... i think that may be too over the top!

GatoCat

Black and slinky would work very well, assuming you accessorize. I'd say the blonde wig would work well with black, too. Go for the contrast. Black patent leather pumps, too, if you have them, just to add that extra touch of class.

Go for it!

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Going to a meeting after 6 years...

by BritBoy in

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just some suggestions really!

i would like to attend a meeting at the kh down the road with my boyfriend as he has never had any dealngs with the dubs and is intereted as to what they do so thought it an idea to take him to a meeting... now my questions are these... what should we wear?

i don't have a brown suit anymore... and all my ties are rather flashy... also is there a smoking section in the hall these days?

GatoCat

In lieu of your brown suit, I suggest something subtle, understated... your sequined gown, faux white foxfur throw and Diana Ross wig, for example.

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A New Guy from Chicago with a Story to Tell

by Reborn2002 in

first of all id like to say hello to everyone on this website, and to thank and acknowledge each and every one of you for your individuality, personal experience, and in some cases, commitment to truth.. having read some of the heartfelt topics and posts here have served to be a great encouragement to me, more than some could imagine.

my name is jason, and i am a recovering ex-jw.. i guess this would be an ideal time to tell my life story as an abbreviated version, so here goes.. i was "born into, or raised" in the organization.

my grandfather was an elder for 45 years, and served as one of the very first jw in the south chicagoland suburbs.

GatoCat

for you to question my honesty so blatantly I feel warrants a defensive streak.

I haven't questioned your honesty. I said that your story had inconsistencies in it, which it does; I've mentioned them in previous posts, and obviously you have read those posts, so you know what they are. I asked you to explain them, which you have not done.

I dont need someone who doesnt even know me accusing me

I haven't accused you of anything, as I have stated repeatedly from post to post. You're kind of slow on the pickup, aren't you.

I apologize if I didnt take the time to make it novelesque for you to be completely satisfied with grammar.

I haven't said a word about grammar. You're trying to make my questions look petty. They are not about grammar, and they are not petty.

If you have any questions whatsoever feel free to ask me specifically

Please explain how the elders came to be asking the question, "Did she resist?" Resist what?
Please explain what they meant when they said, "Was it porneia?" Was what porneia?
Please explain how her saying you attempted to rape her would explain you spending the night at her house.

It seems your trying to sit and psychoanalyze every single word I type

No it doesn't. You're just exaggerating. Why don't you just explain clearly and be done with it instead of doing all this flipping and flopping?

and if all your going to do is question my integrity, I ask you to leave me alone.

I haven't questioned your integrity, although your continued avoidance of the points I've raised is starting to make it look questionable all by itself.

Ive had enough BS in my life, I dont need more from you.

You haven't gotten any BS from me. I asked you about some inconsistencies in your story. That's all. Are you having trouble explaining them?

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