Lilacs... I dunno, I'm missing something in your thought. You're saying you'd like to spend your life without sex, and men made you that way. This is supposed to appeal to a man? How?
GatoCat
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If You Could, What Would You Change About Yourself
by minimus inif you could change something about yourself by simply waving a magic wand what would be different about you?
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If You Could, What Would You Change About Yourself
by minimus inif you could change something about yourself by simply waving a magic wand what would be different about you?
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GatoCat
Uh... Lilacs, hon... the thought of a 39 year old virgin is not exciting. It just makes a man start running down the list of possible reasons why she's spent half her life without sex.
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If You Could, What Would You Change About Yourself
by minimus inif you could change something about yourself by simply waving a magic wand what would be different about you?
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GatoCat
Copycat.
(GatoCat = COMF over 20-post limit)
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My cat--Need Your Help in Naming Her
by patio34 ini have a new cat.
a smallish young adult (1-2 years old) female, with black & gold back and white chest, belly and feet.
i can't come up with a name i like.
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Would you rip off the WTS if you could?
by Mindchild inthink fast
thank you wts, that will be another $50,000 in damages.
a total of 5520 hours.
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GatoCat
It's part of my personally chosen moral code not to rip people off. It doesn't have to do with the people, it has to do with me. It's something I've decided to live by.
If the WBTS can provoke me to break my own moral code, then they still control me.
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Age Barometer-Do you remember?
by Trotafox inran into this website funny and boy did it bring back memories (unfortunately...i scored 21...older than dirt!
ok everyone...take the test and fess up!
http://www.marklowry.com/funnies/age_barometer.htm
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Oh, man, Eva Gabor... she was, what, 35, 40 then? And I was maybe 14, but even though she could have been my mom, I could not look at the woman without "lust in my heart". I do believe it would have been worth enduring the ditziness. But my bigtime lust-magnet was Morticia. Aiee, caramba!
Edited by - GatoCat on 12 August 2002 4:31:29
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Age Barometer-Do you remember?
by Trotafox inran into this website funny and boy did it bring back memories (unfortunately...i scored 21...older than dirt!
ok everyone...take the test and fess up!
http://www.marklowry.com/funnies/age_barometer.htm
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GatoCat
And that's Uncle Joe,
He's a-movin' kinda slow
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TO: TED JARACZ (WTBTS 'BOSS')
by sf inted: the 'gig' is up.
why not just kome klean bro.
'cuz this is only the beginning of the wtbts downfall.
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GatoCat
WHY NOT JUST KOME KLEAN BRO. 'CUZ THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING
Shouldn't that be " 'KUZ "?
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Age Barometer-Do you remember?
by Trotafox inran into this website funny and boy did it bring back memories (unfortunately...i scored 21...older than dirt!
ok everyone...take the test and fess up!
http://www.marklowry.com/funnies/age_barometer.htm
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GatoCat
It's just COMF, Dakota. I got told I couldn't post any more as COMF because I hit my 40-post limit. Ssshhhh, don't tell the moderators.
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Age Barometer-Do you remember?
by Trotafox inran into this website funny and boy did it bring back memories (unfortunately...i scored 21...older than dirt!
ok everyone...take the test and fess up!
http://www.marklowry.com/funnies/age_barometer.htm
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GatoCat
Adam Cartwright, the "brainy one" of the three sons. Always had his shirt sleeves rolled up to just below his elbow.
Remember it actually shutting off at night?
Yep. Remember when there was one ad at the beginning of the show, one 15 minutes into it, and one at the end?
Alfred Hitchcock lampooning his own sponsors: "Some of you may have been disturbed by the subject of tonight's episode, and find yourselves unable to sleep. Luckily, our sponsor has provided the following, which will alleviate that."
