I once saw the J/W'S coming down my street.
I remembered about a fake tatoo i had left over from a party so i removed my t-shirt and applied it to my chest.
Then came the knock at the door. I answered by just putting my face round the door, there were too men stood there, smartly dressed in there mid thirty's at a guess.
One of them sead "hello. we are just calling with the watch tower and awake magazine's and we were wondering what your veiws are on the world in general at the moment."
At wich point i swung the door open as fast as i could, opend my eyes as wide as they would go and with an upside down crucifix tatoo on my ample chest sead in monotone, "I bat for the opposition."
They didnt just walk away but both jumped back about six feet and ran up the street. they didnt even bother to knock at any one elses house on the street lol.
Im laughing about this again now. It always makes me laugh when i remember the look of complete horor on there faces.
I also jumped out of the house once, before they had a chance to knock, and just stood there screeming at the top of my voice. you need to understand that im a 17 1/2 stone biker and was dressed in my finest leathers at the time to truly apreciate the sceen.