LJ.
Sorry i meet none of your catagory's, but hey, who knows what the future holds?
Oh damn. I forgot, you do dont you!
Geordie
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Mid Eastern decent for correspondence
by LJ infemale jehovahs witness, single, caucasian, age 49.. baptized 14 years.
lives in arizona u.s.a. would lkie to correspond with.
single brothers and of mid east decent.. same age category or little older.
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Mickey Mouse & Santa Claus & JWs
by ARoarer inok everyone, i have had this on my mind since i decided to celebrate christmas this year for the first time since i became a jw at 19. i stopped because i was taught it was "pagan" and "idolatrous", and now on thinking clearly and with no jw's clouding my thoughts at meetings, i have reasoned personally, yes, jws will say that christmas is pagan and santa claus is a pagan lie to children.
and christmas is so commercialized and materialism is at it's finest.
yet when i think critically with powers of reasoning i see that though jws don't celebrate christmas, they love to go to disney world.
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Geordie
Is COCA-COLA "apostate"?
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A question to people born in the Borg*
by Abaddon in* that anyone can respond to even if they weren't born in, or even if they never were in the borg.
the question is;.
"when do you first remember realising that you were a jw, and that the rest of the world wasn't?!.
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Geordie
I always knew i wasnt the same as everyone else as my father wasnt a J/W. Neither were any of my extended family.
I think i was always aware that i was missing out on my childhood.
I was also aware that none of my worldly freinds were openly beaten by one of there parents.
I also remember needing an operation when i was young and my mother refusing to sign the form incase i needed a blood transfusion.I was always aware that i was different.
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Example of the difference between men & women
by expatbrit inremember the book "men are from mars, women are from venus"?.
well, here's a prime example offered by an english.
story: (first paragraph by rebecca).
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Geordie
This was e-mailed to me the other day.
What is a cat?
1) Cats do what they want.
2) They rarely listen to you.
3) There totaly unpredictable
4) When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6) They're moody.
7) They leave hair everywhere.Conclusion: They're tiny women in little fur coats.
What is a dog?
1) Dogs spend all day sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house.
2) They hear a packet of food opening half a block away, but dont hear you when your in the same room as them.
3) They can look dumb and loveable all at the same time.
4) They growl when they're not happy.
5) When you want to play, they want to play.
6) When you want to be alone, they want to play.
7) They leave there toys everywhere.
8) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then they try to give you a kiss.
9) They go right for the crotch as soon as they meet you.Conclusion: They're tiny men in little fur coats.
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Add Apostate Insurance rider to homeowners policy?
by Derrick indecisions, decisions!
first bethel tours.
too bad that some form of apostate insurance wasn't available in 1975. it might have at least partially covered losses of homes and other personal assets sustained by many jehovah's witnesses who suffered from an old revisited apostate teaching.
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Geordie
ACTS OF GOD are not accepted by insurance companys.
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I am a daddy!
by dedalus inmy daughter was born at 9:05am tuesday morning.
she's a skinny little thing, 7 pounds 5 ounces, with a shock of black hair, her father's chin, her mother's eyes, and a fetish for sucking on fingertips that neither of us recognize in ourselves.
i'll post pictures when i have them up somewhere ... meanwhile, foxy and i are trying to catch as much sleep as possible, which is precious little sleep at all.
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Geordie
CONGRATS!
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Glastonbury Festival - 2002 - Anyone Want To Go?
by Celtic inglastonbury festival, europes biggest music festival is on once again this year.. would anyone be up for going?.
celtic
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Geordie
Best way of entry that ive heard of was seen by a mate of mine 3 or 4 years ago.
some guys had turned up with some scafolding poles and promtly built a human catapult.
They would chuck your bags over then charge you a fiver, fire you over the fence and there was some fellers at the other side catching ppl in an old army blanket.Pure genious.
P.S. i take offence at being told that im built out of shit bricks. lol.
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The end of Cellulite???
by VioletAnai ingirls, .
by far one of the best teachings of jw's is the one of growing to perfection.
no more cellulite!!!
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Geordie
Hmmmmm.
Not wanting to change the subject but,
How long and wide would a penis be?
What are the perfect breasts?
What is the perfect distance between the eyes?
Would we even recognise each other after we have been made "perfect."
Would we all be exactly the same?Just a few of my thoughts on the issue of......
THE IMMACULATE PERFECTION.
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Guilt over Self-Pleasuring as a Dub. You?
by Lari ini'm wondering if any of you suffered major guilt over getting yourself off while a dub.
or did you all manage to abstain until you left?
i know it was one of the main reasons i left.
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Geordie
No guilt here.
It was a kinda hobby of mine when i was young lol.Just a thought though.
If god made us in his image, with both hands and genitals, whats he going to do with his time when theres a paradise on earth and everyone is perfect?Hmmmmmmmm.
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Glastonbury Festival - 2002 - Anyone Want To Go?
by Celtic inglastonbury festival, europes biggest music festival is on once again this year.. would anyone be up for going?.
celtic
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Geordie
Hi Celt.
Im up for it maybe.
wouldnt mind this stewarding thing so long as it doesnt meen kicking ppl out for not paying.
Half of them will probably be my m8s.
Mind you, shower's would kinda spoil the appeal.