Posts by gilwarrior

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What Qualities Do You Look For In A Man?!?!?!
by ladonna in
1. jw
2. friends
lilacs started a fluffy thread on what "men look for in a woman".

i think it only fair that we ladies have the opportunity to have our say!!!!!.

and.....it's time i had a fluff post.
gilwarrior

What many women want from a man is what is in their pants.
(I'm talking about their wallets, sillies!)
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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Who would you pick?
by butalbee in
1. social
2. relationships
gilwarrior

Neither, I'd get rid of both of them and choose bitter mango.
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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Guy loses crutch
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
today the stangest thing happened at work:.

i am working in my parent's bakery when i guy comes in with one crutch.

he obviously had trouble walking.
gilwarrior

Today the stangest thing happened at work:
I am working in my parent's bakery when I guy comes in with one crutch. He obviously had trouble walking. He puts his crutch against the side of the wall. He then grabs a tray and gets some pastries. While he is there a lot of people show up and then he buys his pastries and then leaves. About half an hour later the crowd clears up. I then noticed his crutch against the wall, right where he left it. HE HAD FORGOTTEN HIS OWN CRUTCH! It is still at my parent's bakery. I wonder if he will come back.
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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www.bethelcoachtours.com
by Beans in
1. watchtower
2. scandals
wow how much are they making on this?

can you bring beer on the bus?how about getting the a-postate team on one of these!.

beans
gilwarrior

My sister went to Bethel about six years ago. She took a bus from Houston to New York. She loved Bethel, but hated the bus trip. She also did not get along with anyone. She said that next time she was going to take a plane.
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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gay cartoon characters
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
has anyone ever spotted a gay cartoon character?

i firmly believe that peppermint patty in the "peanuts" cartoons was gay.

she was pretty much a tomboy and did you ever notice that patty's friend marcy always called her "sir" even though patty was a girl?
gilwarrior

I think that Yogi and Boo-Boo had a thing going.
Snagglepuss also seem kind of swishy.
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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gay cartoon characters
by gilwarrior in
1. social
2. humour
has anyone ever spotted a gay cartoon character?

i firmly believe that peppermint patty in the "peanuts" cartoons was gay.

she was pretty much a tomboy and did you ever notice that patty's friend marcy always called her "sir" even though patty was a girl?
gilwarrior

Has anyone ever spotted a gay cartoon character? I firmly believe that Peppermint Patty in the "Peanuts" cartoons was gay. She was pretty much a tomboy and did you ever notice that Patty's friend Marcy always called her "sir" even though Patty was a girl? What was that all about, huh?
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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Hollywood Squares
by peaceloveharmony in
1. social
2. humour
he original hollywood squares t.v.

show.. these are from the days when game show responses were.

spontaneous and not scripted like they are now.. .
gilwarrior

Harmony, you are too funny!
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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design proposals for NEW WTC just submitted
by GWEEDO in
1. social
2. humour
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gilwarrior

You guys have a sick sense of humor! Keep up the good work!
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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Care to share your sexiest......
by WindRider in
1. social
2. relationships
what is the most romantic/sexiest thing you've ever done?.

for me, one of the most daring things i've ever done was to pick up my boyfriend at the bus station wearing only my raincoat and high heels.......when we got in the car i gave him a peek at what was under the coat.

we didnt make it any farther than a nearby dimly lit parking lot without laying down the seats and steaming the windows.. ok; who's next?.
gilwarrior

Well I have only had sex twice, so I guess that the first time I had sex was the most exciting.
"I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."
William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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You just cant make this stuff up!
by hannibal in
1. social
2. relationships
the latest wt dated march 15,2002(just got today).

entitledgood leadership -where can we find it?.

since the holy spirit plays a vital role in the .
gilwarrior

I am a GB spy sent by the Watchtower check on all of you. I drugged and tied up the person you all know as gilwarrior and made him give his password. We have spys everywhere. Even people who you least expect. You will all go back to the JWs and you will do what they tell you. With out any questions asked. Your apostate messages will be silenced...by any means necessary!
this is your last chance!