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  Why English is so hard to learn

  by forgetmenot in

  1. social
  2. humour

  reasons why the english language is hard to learn:.

  1. the bandage was wound around the wound.. 2. the farm was used to produce produce.. 3. the dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.. 4. we must polish the polish furniture.. 5. he could lead if he would get the lead out.. 6. the soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.. 7. since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.. 8. a bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.. 9. when shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.. 10. i did not object to the object.. 11. the insurance was invalid for the invalid.. 12. there was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.. 13. they were too close to the door to close it.. 14. the buck does funny things when the does are present.. 15. a seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.. 16. to help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.. 17. the wind was too strong to wind the sail.. 18. after a number of injections my jaw got number.. 19. upon seeing the tear in the painting i shed a tear.. 20. i had to subject the subject to a series of tests.. 21. how can i intimate this to my most intimate friend?.

  let's face it - english is a crazy language.. there is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple.

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  gilwarrior

  forgetmenot, I agree with you. My parents have been living in the USA since 1973 and sometimes I STILL have to translate for them!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  Jennifer Connelly

  by LB in

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  2. relationships

  with all the hype i've posted about britney i now must make a confession.

  to be honest the celebrity i find the most attractive is jennifer connelly.

  she most recently played a lead role in a beautiful mind.

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  gilwarrior

  Yes, Jennifer is certainly a hottie. If any of you guys want to see her breasts check out the movie "The Hot Spot."

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  Wanted: A few good WOMEN!

  by gilwarrior in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  well, butalbee started a post asking where she can met a good man.

  well i want to know where i can meet a few good women.

  when i meet women in a social situation i don't know how to react.

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  gilwarrior

  Butalbee, I don't think you can handle me!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  Ya'll dont believe in God?

  by flower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have to ask this although i have a feeling i dont really want to read the responses but anyway.

  i talked to several people here today who dont believe there is a god at all.

  this is disturbing!

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  gilwarrior

  I believe that there is a higher power, but I don't believe in organized religion. I believe that if a person reads bible on their own that is sufficient.

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  JW CONVICTED/JAILED FOR STALKING ANOTHER JW FAMILY

  by MadApostate in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  for the district of massachusetts.

  " this conduct forms count i of the indictment issued against nedd in this case ("interstate threats" in violation of 18 u.s.c.

  875(c) - interstate threats .

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  gilwarrior

  Interesting, I wonder if he was still a Witness in good standing. Perhaps, there were JW who testified in the wacko's behalf!

  I hope the family recovers.

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  Wanted: A few good WOMEN!

  by gilwarrior in

  1. social
  2. relationships

  well, butalbee started a post asking where she can met a good man.

  well i want to know where i can meet a few good women.

  when i meet women in a social situation i don't know how to react.

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  gilwarrior

  Well, Butalbee started a post asking where she can met a good man. Well I want to know where I can meet a few good women. When I meet women in a social situation I don't know how to react. Sometimes I drop the women a few hints, but I feel so dumb. It is like the woman can see an agenda coming and she pulls back. I have tried to meet someone on line, but it has been a complete waste of time and I am giving up on it.

  I have been taking dance classes for a few months, but so far I haven't gone to any dance clubs, because no one I know wants to come with me and I feel uncomfortable going alone and I get so nervous.

  Does anyone has any ideas on where and how to meet women? Meeting people is so hard!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  feds vs. states, medical marijuana

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  http://www.salon.com/news/wire/2002/02/13/pot/index.html .

  feds bust s.f.

  by margie mason.

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  gilwarrior

  Hello harmony. Well I think it sucks! People should be allowed to put whatever they want into their bodies, but they shouldn't wine, bitch, or complain if they get any disease because of it. That is why I not infavor of all these all the tobacco lawsuits.

  Any-who, harmony I hope to have a smoke with you soon!
  *puff, puff*

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  UK Police send Valentines to Criminals!

  by ISP in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  police send valentine's to crooks.

  persistent criminals will receive valentine's day greeting from an obvious suitor this year - as a county's police are sending cards to their most-watched thieves.. more on this story.

  send a 'text flirt' for valentine's!.

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  gilwarrior

  Would that happen here? California maybe, but not here in Texas!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  New Audio Files

  by Tower Man in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  hi everyone, i have just added several new audio testimonies of ex-witnesses and an ex-elder named roy milton.

  also,there are 2 teaching tapes from david reed and walter martin.

  check them out to see what you think.

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  gilwarrior

  Thanks Tower Man. I always like to hear more audio testimonies.

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"
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  The Stella Awards

  by peaceloveharmony in

  1. social
  2. humour

  i haven't verified these lawsuits as actual true suits but this is still funny (as in wtf funny.).

  origin of the stella awards: .

  in 1994, a new mexico jury awarded $2.9 million u.s. in damages to .

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  gilwarrior

  Lawsuits like this make my blood boil! If someone were to do that to me I would do anything to make sure that they would never get the money. Could the people who were forced to pay acually, appeal the decision?

  I hope they can!

  "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

  William H. Macy - "Magnolia"