Posts by gilwarrior

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Whose a Cohabitant w/ another poster here?

by BadJerry in

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ok, who shares the same domicile with another poster here?

i'm with...maybe i'd better let her reveal that.

or should we make it a game and try to guess who??????????????

gilwarrior

I wouldn't mind cohabiting with some of the ladies here!

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HOW LONG WERE YOU A JW?

by hamptonite21 in

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93 did the dunk!

99 df'd

gilwarrior

Born: 1973

First contact: 1981

Mom got dunked: 1982

Dad got dunked: 1984

Sister got dunked: 1991

Me: never!

Left: 2001 (Woo-hoo!)

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What is your favorite Simpsons moment?

by gilwarrior in

i would have to say my favorite moment is when bart goes to the comic book store and has this conversation with comic book guy:.

(bart lays $8 on the table).

bart: "can i have this comic book here?".

gilwarrior

In another scene, Homer looks out into Flanders backyard, sees many people and a sign that says "Flanders Family Reunion."

He then says, "Hey, Flanders!"

Then about one hundred people in union turn around and all say, "HI-DID-A-LEE-HO, NEIGHBOR-EENO!

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after several tearful phone calls from new york city and me sticking to my guns i think liza is starting to get the idea that this is long term, and that she has to address her problems before we can address our problems.. .

get's tough, especially the no sex part, and she plays that card every phone call, promising all kinds of kinky nasty things to me when she comes home.

cold showers and hand exercises.. .

gilwarrior

Yeru, I suggest you go out, go to a club, meet an easy, slutty chick and get LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is your favorite Simpsons moment?

by gilwarrior in

i would have to say my favorite moment is when bart goes to the comic book store and has this conversation with comic book guy:.

(bart lays $8 on the table).

bart: "can i have this comic book here?".

gilwarrior

Another scene is when everyone in town is making their own movies for the Springfield Film Festival. The Flanders are making a movie about baby Moses in the Nile River. They put Rod (or Todd, you can't tell them apart) in a basket into a river. The current is very fast. Rod (or Todd) starts screaming as the current is rapidly taking him down stream. Ned them starts praying to God, telling him to help him out. Suddenly, clouds start to form and a lightning bolt strikes a tree and the tree falls between the two sides of the river stopping the basket that Rod (or Todd) is in.

Rod (or Todd) then says, "Thank you, God."

Then a hand comes out of the clouds making an OK sign and you hear a deep voice (presumably God) say, "Okalee-dokely!"

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Favorite Simpson Sayings

by gilwarrior in

well my favorite simpsons saying are:.

homer: "d-oh" and "woo-hoo".

bart: "aye, caramba".

gilwarrior

Well my favorite Simpsons saying are:

Homer: "D-oh" and "Woo-hoo"

Bart: "Aye, caramba"

Marge: when she frowns and angrily says "Mmmmm"

Maggie: the sound she makes when sucking on the pacifier

Mr. Burns: "Excellent!"

Ned Flanders: "Oak-a-ley, Doe-ka-ley"

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Can't they leave me alone????

by moana in

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howdy ya'all:.

gotta get over this - i feel like i'm having a nervous breakdown most days.

parent told me she is unable to speak with me anymore (3 months ago), sends watchtowers to me & hub.

gilwarrior

Moana, the answer is simple. Just tell them that you have no desire to be a JW anymore. When they tell you why just tell them the truth and then close the door in their face. IT"S THAT SIMPLE!

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I just passed my written test! Woo-hoo!

by gilwarrior in

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well, i have taken my written test for my taxi job five times already.

this morning i took the test for the fifth time.

out of fourty questions, you can only miss eight.

gilwarrior

Well, I have taken my written test for my taxi job five times already. This morning I took the test for the fifth time. Out of fourty questions, you can only miss eight. The first time I missed twelve, second time I missed ten, third time I missed ten, and the last time I missed thirteen. Today, I missed only seven. Yay! I passed! Yesterday, I was so depressed, I was almost suicidal. Well, I have to say that life is so much better.

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