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when designated as driver......
by chickpea inour written communications class has ended .
as of yesterday and some of the peeps i had .
met headed out for some holiday cheer(s)!
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lol, jefft....
when the boob job was on display
i was thinking something along the
lines of girls gone wild, but the proud
owner of the new rack has a daughter
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when designated as driver......
by chickpea inour written communications class has ended .
as of yesterday and some of the peeps i had .
met headed out for some holiday cheer(s)!
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chickpea
our written communications class has ended
as of yesterday and some of the peeps i had
met headed out for some holiday cheer(s)!
i volunteered to be the designated driveroooooooooooooooooooooooo kay!!!!
there is something about being the
sober observer of people intentionally
setting out to get drunk and accomplishing
their mission with enthusiasm and very
little in the way of reservation....
i WILL give kudos to everyone for making
their arrangements in advance to be what
was the much bandied about term of being
"responsibly irresponsible" which btw got
horribly mangled about the 2nd hour into
the festivities.... and things were getting notty....
the notty bits were the smutty jokes, and the boob job
and the "look at MY tattoo" episodes as well as the unbelievably
prevalant dropping of the "F-bomb" with no regard to volume or
proximity of other patrons....
two of the funniest jokes:
husband says to wife: i will give you $1000 if you
can say one sentence that makes me both glad and sad....
she put out her hand to receive the money and said:
your d!ck is definitely bigger than your brother's.....
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an office manger had to release one of his employees due to
the declining economy, but both jack and jill were good employees
with similar seniority.... he ultimately decided that the next day,
he would fire whomever it was that went to the water cooler first
jill came into the office after a night of heavy drinking and was
dehydrated so the first thing she did was head to the water cooler...
the boss approached her and said "jill, i am going to have to lay you
or jack off...." and before he got any further she said,"could you just
jack off? i have a killer headache." ( SEE where dangling modifiers lead??!)
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then there was the boob job.... got to see it, declined to touch it, but
have to admit the girls looked right perky!!!
and the tattoos.... a total tramp stamp modified with the names
of the children, some kind of celtic trefoil design weirdly placed on
the abdomen off center close to the hip, some kind of scrolling on
the upper back, one too far away to see, except to note it was just
above the boob.... when asked to show mine i said "i am sitting on it"
(which i was and am)
then the F-bomb....
"OMG YOU SO **** ING HAVE TO FACE BOOK ME (please say this to me
repeatedly with boozy cigarette breath, and be sure to violate my personal
space while you are at it)
WHAT THE ****? SERIOUSLY, I MEAN, WHAT THE **** , ____________? (fill in
the blank with anything... seriously... politics, kids, spouses, the bitch that took
your last cigarette, OH! and JWs.... they came up in the WTF category!!)
I AM SOOOOOOOOOO **** ING GLAD WE MET (see instructions for OMG
YOU SO **** ING HAVE TO FACE BOOK ME)
YOURE NOT **** ING DRINKING???? (note the decreasing level of the liquid
in the glass in front of me and it will dispel that notion.... and yeah i get it...
you are incredulous that i am drinking something non-alcoholic... but i promised
a mate a safe ride home)
NO **** ING WAY!!!!!!!! (way)
the cigarette smoke was horrid
the entertainment was effing hilarious
the cranberry juice was delicious
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Have you recieved your Secret Santa gift yet?
by Lady Lee inmany were sent out early.
presumably some of them have or will be arriving soon.. many choose to wait to open their gift while others can't stand the excitement.. whether you open it immediately or not please let us know it has arrived..
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received and sent
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if i should die before i wake
by chickpea injust got home from .
a pflag* xmas party..... .
parents, family/friends of lesbians and gays.
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chickpea
t'was a little more sedate than that
( ok, a LOT more sedate) but it lent
tremendous insight into the isolation
the queer community endures in rural
areas... especially on the two reservations
that are in our area....met some new people, a couple that has
been together for 41 years, also a straight
couple whose DIL came out just about a
year ago, and hearing how this extended
family is supporting that emerging dynamici will tell you one thing.... there were
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Secret Santa Wish List 2009
by Lady Lee infor those of you who signed up for the secret santa 2009 list here is where you give your secret santa an idea of things you might like.
it's hard enough to give gifts to people you know nevermind people you have never met.. so bearing in mind the $15 limit give us an idea what your favorite interests, colors are, or what things you might like.. in the past people have suggested something for their new christmas tree, a book, a cd of their favorite music, something from where their secret santa lives (something with the city's or country's name on it or an widely known item.. once people get their name they will be able to check back here to get an idea of what your interest is before they go shopping.. if you say "anything" or don't post then expect a surprise..
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chickpea
i have received my pkg
but only have the civilian
name of my secret santa
and cannot determine
what their user name is
( so i am staying mum)i have sent a thank you ecard
to the email addy they included
so if you are wondering if i got
the pkg, check your yahoo email!my gift is on its way
to its recipient as of
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if i should die before i wake
by chickpea injust got home from .
a pflag* xmas party..... .
parents, family/friends of lesbians and gays.
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chickpea
it is likely because i
just got home from
a PFLAG* xmas party....Parents, Family/Friends of Lesbians and Gays
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The Resurection Hope Was Comforting....What Comfort Do You Now Have?
by minimus inwe believed we'd see our dear loved ones back on paradise earth.
now, we don't accept this.
so what hope do you have?
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chickpea
t'was the "resurrection hope" that
sucked me in, being a low hanging
fruit with a dead brother and son
in a calendar year.... total "heeeere
fishy fishy fishy", take-the-bait mistake
i doubt i can ever live down.....now, i take great comfort in knowing
i got to play on an evolving planet for
a while, and pass on a few strands of
DNA in the process!
stardust, everywhere i look!!
at the end of it all, i was one
of the "miracles" with cognitionhow improbable is that!!!
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Anyone from New Zealand?
by AWAKE&WATCHING ini am interested in finding ex-jw's from new zealand.
does anyone know if we have any posters here from that neck of the woods?.
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2002 my hub and i spent a wonderful
28 days soaking up the spectacular
beauty of the shaky isles!!i will go back someday!
@ teela-- we went to memorial 2002
at a KH in gisborne.... it was a double
congregation and we went to the first
memorial... cool old elder that everyone
called "pop" or poppy... we were invited
to his home afterwards and met some
of the faithful... it was our first experience
with hongi greetings... my husband almost
crapped when this big (BIG) tongan bro
came in for what looked like a kiss..... -
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chickpea
here is what you are missing if
you have not visited the strongly
disapproved online collective on
facebook "watchtower"(this'll knock that stuck xmas carol
clean outta your pagan heads!)