Posts by FreudianSlip

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What are the top 5 jwd posters

by John Doe in

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that wouldn't matter to you if they dropped off the face of the planet?

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now, only the sadists will feel bad about being left off of this list.

FreudianSlip

Although I hate these thread I'll participate. (I also "hate" porn).

AlanF

LittleToe

HS

Funky Derek

Me

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Crazy things people have been DFS for or got into trouble with.

by curlytopsUK in

what crazy or bazarre things have you heard of people getting into trouble with in the org?

could you for instance be dfs for eating lots of black pudding (blood pudding)?

have you heard of people losing there privileges over ridiculous things?

FreudianSlip

A guy in a congregation that met in the same hall as we did got reproved because he admitted to someone that he had been putting chocolate Ex-Lax in the brownies and choclolate cake he had long been bringing to Quick Build Kingdom Hall projects.

If ever there was a valid reason to get df'd this would have to be it.. . I knew a White guy who got his privileges suspended because he shaved his head. He only did it because as he was trying to trim his hair, everything went severely wrong so he just cut it all off to start anew. Once it grew back he was again allowed to handle the mics . There were Black brothers in the hall at the time that cut their hair very short and/or shaved it and they never got in trouble. I guess he looked like skinhead to them. He was only like 16/17 but around 6'4".

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Bill Bowen to divorce???

by sacrebleu in

i just got the latest silentlambs.org newsletter.

in it bill states that he is going through his second divorce and hints that he will be made the villain.

he goes on and on about the latest batman movie plot and applies it to his life.

FreudianSlip

IP-

I think you need a spankin'.

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To Mrsjones5, Freudianslip, snowbird and other folks of color

by donny in

based on the material below from the faithful and discreet slave, i was wondering if any of you experienced any of this "enlightment" during your jw sojurn.

based on your pictures, i would have to say you must have been weak in the faith.

what is puzzling though, is why did michael jackson dissassociate himself just before reaching perfection?

FreudianSlip

I just saw this.. funny stuff. I have nothing to add that hasn't already been said. All I'll say is I might be imperfect.. but I'm still hot.

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Question

by Newborn in

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do you still believe that jehovahs day and the paradise will come?.

i still believe in god and the creation.. /newborn.

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FreudianSlip

Do you still believe that Jehovahs day and the paradise will come?

No.

I still believe in God and the creation.

Part of me wishes I still did but I have seen no evidence for either.. certainly not "the creation". My concept of a potential "God" is absolutely not the "God" of the Bible.

I'm Agnostic.

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I Had Lunch With Michelle Obama Today

by Justitia Themis in

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she is an amazon...i'm guessing 5' 11" with big hips.

her speech was ok, but she says "um" a lot.

our table was very close, which translates into we paid $500.00, instead of $200.00, per plate for our cold chicken salad.

FreudianSlip

I don't know, is it?

YOU said it, you tell me.

I don't remember writing or making a good/bad judgement.

I didn't say you did. I asked.

Are you inferring something into my sentence that isn't there?

Again: I asked if it was bad!

BTW, for those that haven't noticed, Barak is tall and skinny. OK, time for all the tall/skinny guys to make their replies with their silly emoticons....

YOU brought up her height/proportions, not someone else.

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