that was so funny qwerty - thanks goo.
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Change a Kingdom song Contest!
by qwerty inmost will know i still attend the meetings, for "family reasons".
i can barely sing the kingdom songs anymore.
i find myself changing the words to more appropriate ones, trying to do it in the ear shot of my wife!.
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Suzi Mayhem Outdoes John Cleese
by AlanF ina critique of suzi mayhem's theory of god .
i thought, when suzi first posted this, that it was a joke something like john cleese's classic "brontosaurus theory" skit in a monty python episode.
but mr. "dark clouds" has sort of asked me to critique it as if it were a serious theory, so here goes.. i'll address this to suzi, but suzi dear, don't take this too seriously.
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goo
emyrose you say beautiful things. goo.
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Most Hypocritical Act Witnessed As A JW
by goo inwhat was the most hypocritical act you personally witnessed during your incarceration as a jw?.
hypocritical acts you witnessed being performed by those claiming to be of the anointed are most especially welcome to be posted.. the person who posts the most hypocritical act will receive the complete box set of the bethel family sing the kingdom melodies vols 1 - 10 complete as first prize.. the runner up will receive two box sets.. i'll start off.. the most hypocritical thing i ever witnessed was the (married) co who ran off with the (single) special pioneer immediately after giving a talk at the district convention on "jehovahs gift of marriage".. sister special had the suitcases packed and the motor running out in the parking lot (located directly behind the platform) as co spiritual giant wrapped up his talk.
he finishes the talk then leaves the platform for the getaway car to a tumultuos round of applause from the massive crowd.. both last sighted somewhere slightly up ahead of a fading into the distance cloud of dust.. goo
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what was the most hypocritical act you personally witnessed during your incarceration as a jw?
hypocritical acts you witnessed being performed by those claiming to be of the anointed are most especially welcome to be posted.
the person who posts the most hypocritical act will receive the complete box set of The Bethel Family Sing The Kingdom Melodies Vols 1 - 10 Complete as first prize.
the runner up will receive two box sets.
i'll start off.
the most hypocritical thing i ever witnessed was the (married) co who ran off with the (single) special pioneer IMMEDIATELY after giving a talk at the district convention on "Jehovahs Gift Of Marriage".
sister special had the suitcases packed and the motor running out in the parking lot (located directly behind the platform) as co spiritual giant wrapped up his talk. he finishes the talk then leaves the platform for the getaway car to a tumultuos round of applause from the massive crowd.
both last sighted somewhere slightly up ahead of a fading into the distance cloud of dust.
goo
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FOIA search on the WTB&TS
by Tallyman inwondered if anyone here knows of anyone having conducted a. freedom of information act search on our favorite religion?.
no telling what could be discovered.. we're tempted to try and do some digging ourself and see what turns up.. it's almost a given that the u.s.government keeps and has kept their eye on this very dangerous and destructive kult and doing so from many different angles and perspectives.. here's the site to get started:.
* http://www.usdoj.gov/04foia/04_3.html.
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goo
no more mr nice guy in other words tallyman?
goo
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Does This Mean There Are No Rules
by goo inif the sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath?.
(sorry about my poor paraphrase).
goo
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goo
if the sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath?
(sorry about my poor paraphrase)
goo
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Urban Legends!
by ISP inits amazing the extent these circulate in the wt world.
i am not so sure, but it develops a powerful folklore amongst jws....often with a moral at the end!
typically these circulate as experiences given in talks and are then adopted by the masses as truth.. for example, anyone hear the ul about the married couple where the wife had to have a routine blood check.
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goo
wheel:
Principals we must apply :
don’t put worldly possessions above your meetings
don’t use arms to defend yourselves
don’t miss meetingsdon't become a jw
goo.
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Urban Legends!
by ISP inits amazing the extent these circulate in the wt world.
i am not so sure, but it develops a powerful folklore amongst jws....often with a moral at the end!
typically these circulate as experiences given in talks and are then adopted by the masses as truth.. for example, anyone hear the ul about the married couple where the wife had to have a routine blood check.
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goo
hi englishman - i enjoy your posts - i honestly didnt get the one above though? the dog story - goo.
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Emyrose I love you.
by goo inps.
hey emyrose, just thought i'd better tell you this somewhere where you'd most likely see it.
love goo
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goo
talking to you seems like a lot better idea to me emyrose.
goo.
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Change a Kingdom song Contest!
by qwerty inmost will know i still attend the meetings, for "family reasons".
i can barely sing the kingdom songs anymore.
i find myself changing the words to more appropriate ones, trying to do it in the ear shot of my wife!.
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goo
tr - hilarious. man you must be getting good on that guitar now, everytime i look at you you're playing it.
qwerty - can you load the mp3 files up onto your post? why do things in halves? oh and prferably the "as sung by the bethel family" versions those ones always made me feel that little bit closer to god.
goo.
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Emyrose I love you.
by goo inps.
hey emyrose, just thought i'd better tell you this somewhere where you'd most likely see it.
love goo
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goo
ps. hey emyrose, just thought i'd better tell you this somewhere where you'd most likely see it. love goo