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  Mentally Diseased Apostates to Survive Armageddon! - The WT says so!!!

  by 00DAD in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  as i'm sure we all know by now, the july 15, 2011 watchtower branded "apostates" as "mentally diseased" (p. 16, para.

  but never fear, because--also according to the wtbts--jehovah will take that into account at armageddon.

  the wt says so, so it must be true!

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  processor

  The quote is neither from Sept 2010 nor from Sept 1998, but from August 15, 1998, page 20.
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  Help needed: Does someone know these WTS publications?

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does someone know these wts publications?

  might be early tracts by russell, something from the judge or whatever ... not "ordinary" books it seems:.

  then they will knowthe lord's day and youyou know not the hourthe gentile times have endedgog of magog: the arch deceivergifts in men.

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  processor

  Does someone know these WTS publications? Might be early tracts by Russell, something from the Judge or whatever ... not "ordinary" books it seems:

  • Then They Will Know
  • The Lord's Day and You
  • You Know Not the Hour
  • The Gentile Times Have Ended
  • Gog of Magog: The Arch Deceiver
  • Gifts in Men
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  District conventions are "church holidays" in Germany ...

  by processor in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  according to their overworked website, jehovahs witnesses in germany now have religious holidays (church holidays), such as the district conventions or the holy act of baptism:.

  http://www.jehovaszeugende.d235.de/geschichte-und-gegenwart.4.0.html.

  so, we should remember that holidays that tend to exalt ... a human organization are not in harmony with gods will, and true christians will not share in them.

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  processor

  According to their overworked website, Jehovah’s Witnesses in Germany now have „religious holidays (church holidays)“, such as the district conventions or “the holy act of baptism”:

  http://www.jehovaszeugende.d235.de/Geschichte-und-Gegenwart.4.0.html

  So, we should remember that “holidays that tend to exalt … a human organization are not in harmony with God’s will, and true Christians will not share in them.” (You Can Live Forever in Paradise on Earth, page 214) And “if there is a request for money … in connection with some religious holiday or celebration, Jehovah’s Witnesses would not contribute.” – School and Jehovah’s Witnesses, page 25.
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  Hilarious picture in April 15th 2012 WT

  by Mickey mouse in

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  2. bible

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  processor

  it's a woman's body

  Someone in the German board had the same feeling ... so it might be true.
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  Hilarious picture in April 15th 2012 WT

  by Mickey mouse in

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  processor

  

  (For those who don't recognize the building: It's the German Bethel entrance.)
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  Hilarious picture in April 15th 2012 WT

  by Mickey mouse in

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  processor

  someone please tell me that that picture has been photoshopped

  Unfortunately no, this picture is real.

  Btw, "the shepherd loved all his sheep very much." - Learn From the Great Teacher, page 163
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  Preparing the Kool-aid - April 15 WT

  by LostGeneration in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  check this paragraph from the article about how jah spared noah, the israelites at the red sea, etc.... scary!.

  pg 26 para 16. as events unfold during the great.

  tribulation, christians will need to heed.

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  processor

  The story on page 12 is awkward too ...

  
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  Hilarious picture in April 15th 2012 WT

  by Mickey mouse in

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  processor

  I saw the picture too and laughed out loud ... my collection of weird Watchtower images contains mainly pictures from the Russell and Rutherford era, but this one will make it into it.
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  Why are there two Watchtowers published? The real reason

  by exjehovah in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i talked to my dear aunt who is disfellowshipped but still has to interact with my elderly jw witness and masquerading jw aunt (really doesn't agree with the jw doctrine, but lives with my grandmother to take care of her) and she told me that there are now two watchtowers published, one that they use for congregation and the other for their "field service".. why do you suppose they are really doing that?

  is it because they are trying to keep things from the public eyes?

  i was really surprised to hear that..

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  processor

  Would it really be wise to publish THIS in a magazine that is widely distributed to the public? (It's from the internal Watchtower April 2012):

  
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  Little known "interview" with BOTH Russell and Rutherford

  by Terry in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  in depth interview with c.t.russell and joseph franklin rutherford *.

  q: how do you wish to be called; mr.russell...dr.russell, pastor russell?.

  russell: for many years i served as a pastor although i never darkened the doorway of an institution of theology for purposes of obtaining certification in the mindset of christendom.. rutherford: you can call me judge or you can call me joe as long as you call me for supper!

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  just change it to a David Hasslehoff pun

  Well ... "The Supreme One" and "The Supremes" ... unfortunately there is no German title for God that sounds like some band or celebrity. I used Elvis instead. ;)