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  Behold, I had a vision!

  by greven in

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  loo and behold!

  a great and wondrous sign appeared before me: a golden sea, brilliantly illuminated, clear as crystal, yet refreshing to taste.

  beer!

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  Yes indeed!

  Home of the golden nectar!
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  Worship Me!

  by Vivamus in

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  i said: worship me!!!.

  dutch district overbeer

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  greven

  I could understand the 'nutcase'

  Greven
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  Worship Me!

  by Vivamus in

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  i said: worship me!!!.

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  Define 'sober' .....

  Greven
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  Are there any real reasons to go on living?

  by Robdar in

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  i would be interested in hearing a few.

  for the life of me (pun intended) i can't think of any good ones.. robyn

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  Enjoy the nice bits of life....

  (((Robdar)))

  Greven
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  New Articles on Watchtower.Org - CAPTION TIME!!!

  by SYN in

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  "look joe, she brought us pineapples!

  i thought those were banned because they could possibly prick your fingers!".

  "look, flippy, how many times must i tell you, jehovah does not approve of red dresses on men!".

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  Sister Proud is not happy with the tiny diamond her fiance geve her...

  Ted J under surgery. "what on earth did this man do to deserve to get a rolled up awake! stuffed up his rectum?"

  "Look! I gave Cheeses a funny hat!"

  The GB kindly demonstates at an assemblie how to fold a tie theocratically.

  See! It says right here: "no mature christian would wear a mexican hat"!

  *crackled radiovoice: A ghostdriver has been spotted on the A-23*

  Sister A: One ghostdriver?! We've spotted dozens already!

  Greven
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  Worship Me!

  by Vivamus in

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  i said: worship me!!!.

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  Already crowds are gathering outside her house! They are bellowing battle cries like: "Beer! Fornication! More beer!" etc etc... quite frightening... I warned her not to post it on the net....

  Greven
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  Worship Me!

  by Vivamus in

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  i said: worship me!!!.

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  Greven! I have taken nothing that we both haven't used as well.

  Oh no! You have not used anything from under the kitchensink have you?

  A very concerned Greven
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  Quiz: Where did your soul originate?

  by Sirona in

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  i took the quiz and i got:.

  you come from an ancient civilization.

  egypt,.

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  Your soul came from the Bowls of HELL! You're a
  demon preying on the mortals of Earth. BACK TO
  HELL WITH YOU!
  
  
  Where Did Your Soul Originate?
  brought to you by Quizilla
  

  I knew it al along....LOL

  Greven
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  Can you predict events ahead of time?

  by JH in

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  did you ever predict events ahead of time, like a dream or a vision that something would happen, and it did?

  explain .

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  greven

  Yes: http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/53657/1.ashx

  Greven
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  So what you listening too at the mo....???

  by ScoobySnax in

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  just got norah jones cd.... fantastic voice, "don't know why" and "come away with me" ....fantastic....... the new karen carpenter?

  what you got playing?

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  greven

  Linkin Park.