Posts by jookbeard

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My Elderette is returning today to CONDUCT another conversation...

by Faithful Witness in

she has had 42 years of training and indoctrination.

i'm feeling sort of nervous, but also looking forward to it.

this will be our second scheduled session together, and we never did agree on a topic.. i'm assuming she will come with an agenda and another prepared presentation.

jookbeard

every dumb stupid question she slings your way , sling 2 or 3 back.

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I need help! Talk coming up and I need ideas fast!

by BU2B in

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omg i am so distressed.

i have a talk coming up on tuesday, it is the number 3 "abiram.

why opposing god appointed authority is tantamount to opposing god himself"!.

jookbeard

I used to pull out of talks less then 2 hours to go, traffic etc, and sometimes not turn up at all, there was always a "brown noser" waiting to stand in.

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Critique of Mar 2014 Awake on Creation by Alan Feuerbacher

by jwfacts in

alan feuerbacher has written a tremendous critique of the march 2014 awake!, which contains a grossly dishonest discussion on creation.

the pdf file can be downloaded from awake_march_2014_creation_critique.pdf.

it highlights watchtower use of poor and contradictory reasoning..

so as not to hijack logcon's thread about crazy things jw's have said to householders, i'd like to start one about just plain old odd jw's.. for example, i knew this dear, dear senior brother who would carry a small bag of peanuts in one pocket of his suit coat and a small plastic bag of brown sugar in the other.. during that time, we would stay out all day long because the territory was extensive.. can't you just picture that precious soul alternately tossing a few peanuts/crumbs of sugar into his mouth as he schlepped from house to trailer, from trailer to house?.

the householders would usually offer us water, lemonade, kool-aid, or soda pops, so no problem with finding something to quench our thirsts.. those were the days!.

sylvia.

jookbeard

an very good friend told me a story about he had to "house sit" for a pioneer couple for a couple of weeks, (this was before he came to our cong) and as he was sitting watching some tv one night he began to smell something , he had a walk around the flat and the smell was coming from the bedroom , he could'nt see anything so took a look under the bed , where he found a load of opened containers full of pee!

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Could they walk any slower on the ministry(tm)?

by punkofnice in

i was out in my car this saturday as i went to visit my friend.. i saw the jws scattered about mooching down the streets.. i arrived home in a different area to where my friend lives.

as i opened my door there was an invitation to the mock the christ ritual.

a group of jws mooched past my house, looked at me rather lethargically and carried on mooching along.. considering they don't know i'm an 'apostate(tm)', they certainly were in no hurry to beg me to come to their mock the christ charade considering that if i don't go jar-hoover will lovingly murder me soon (subject to overlapping(tm) ).. i know we had 'the pioneer walk(tm)' back in the day but puh-leeeeeeeze!

jookbeard

I remember being out with a pioneer once and after we'd finshed cleaning our septic knuckles he decides to do a "call" so I said where is it? he says its the other end of the entire territory about 4 or 5 miles so I say I'll get the car ready? he says no we're going to walk ! FFS!

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My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

by BU2B in

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the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

well without further ado... .

talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

jookbeard

could be up for an Oscar Vidiot !

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My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

by BU2B in

jw
friends

the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

well without further ado... .

talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

jookbeard

BluePill2 LMAO, she's whored herself to the biggest pimp in the universe, that son of a whore and vile rapist and murderer Jeehovah ! she'll be begging to get back back to selling her butt in the street with the crack and meth whores in no time !

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My Special Assembly Day was yesterday. Here are the lowlites.

by BU2B in

jw
friends

the assembly overall was basically all about doing more, not wasting your youth (a waste being anything but pioneering) and bashing apostates.

well without further ado... .

talk- the voice of jehovah is powerful.

jookbeard

"jeehovahs promises have all come true!" care to name one?

"apostates speak half truths" UN membership is a half truth? The Mexican/Malawi scandals are half truths ?

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Its Official - DO arrangment has been done away with

by Justnowout in

letter to be read at next weeks service meeting.

jookbeard

looks like there are problems in Prussia

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2014: do you see Witnesses ramping up activity? What will the aftermath be in 2015?

by JimmyPage in

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jw's often say they don't serve with any dates in mind.

but the fact is many of them can't fathom why the end just hasn't come yet.

since 2014 marks 100 years of invisible rule many witnesses can't help but think this has some special meaning.

jookbeard

NotBlind, never seen their ragime broken down like that, wonder what is next for the "chop" once 2014 is out of the way 2015 will be pivotal with more changes, IMO "ramping" up their efforts is complelty pointless, we will all be here this same time next year, the 100 year gap must be an absolute embarrassment.