The Most Functional English Word THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, And tell others to eat shit.
Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.
You can throw shit, sling
shit,
catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hit s the fan.
You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit
Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times
when you feel like shit.
You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit
or a lot of weird shit.
You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek
without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall
in a
bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of
the English language.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!
You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you
don't
give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give a
shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you
happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
HOPE YOUR SHITTY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR
BETWEEN..
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After years I visited my Disfellowshiped Sister and "worldly" husband! CRY!
by Witness 007 ini've been away to visit my sister and her "worldly" husband after many years of not seeing her...i don't even have her phone number as she lives overseas.
we just had a first family get together.
when she met me at the door i was ready for anything!
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Oh Witness007, I am so glad for you! I cried reading your story. I know things are going to be better now for you and your sister.
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i cant stand it anymore!
by bite me inthe vocabulary!
the word "truth" literally makes me sick!
let me give you a quick behind the scene.
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It's all set up for "mind control" by "the cult".
The Truth (only they have it)
Worldly (condiscending)
Sisters & Brothers (warm family)
Elders (men in authority)
Just lingo for mind control
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Resurrection Hope - People in the Future who think they have lived before
by VM44 inaccording to the watchtower, a resurrected being is a body that has placed within it the memories and attributes of a person who had lived before.. the "life force" is transferred to the body to bring it alive.
also according to the watchtower, the "life force" is impersonal and contains no personality.
it is like electricity in that it is an actuating force.. ok, so in the future there will be billions of people with memories of having lived on the earth.
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Russell mentions that a body replaces itself physically every seven years
Geeezzz... Can I have smaller thighs, no wrinkles, hmmmm... what else!
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"Queenie" has passed away
by Brymichmom ini got an email from her daughter lisa this morning regarding "queenie", who used to post on this forum as well as others, such as my yahoo groups.
many of you long timers on this forum probably remember queenie.
she had multiple health problems and took a turn for the worse last month after a fall and died yesterday.
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I am sorry to hear that. My husband died of an MRSA infection, it is usually fatal if the person has a low immune system. It is usually contracted from a hospital to begin with.
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Shunned again
by tak inmy son called me yesterday, first time in probably 6 weeks, because he lost his car keys, the car is in my name, so i had to get another set from the dealership.
anyways, it doesn't really matter what he called about, it was just in 6 weeks he only calls because he needs something, not a peep before that (very hurtful).
a brother drove him to my office and it was quittin time so i went outside with him and gave him the keys, i was hurt and didn't say much to him.
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I contacted my insurance company this morning and let them know that my son will be driving my vehicle full time until August 15th at which time he will be buying it from me and getting his own insurance. I told them he does not live with me. They said that is fine as long as he has my permission.
I will be calling my son in the next couple of days and letting him know that having the car in my name so he can have cheaper insurance is dishonest and that we are lieing and that is a sin and that he will have until August 15th to get his affairs in order. I will also print off the 1952 Watchtower questions from readers and give it to him highlighting
If, because of acting according to the disfellowship order of the company of God’s people, they become threatened with a withdrawal of the parental support, then they must be willing to take such consequences.
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how many insiders?
by agent zero inhi everyone, i'm new here, been viewing the board for a while, decided to join yesterday.. so i'm about 95% convinced now the wts is bogus, but i'm still in coz as yall know leaving is the hardest part.
i plan on doing a fade to avoid the complete disconnection, but first want to gradually help my gf to see things too.
in the meantime, i'm just wondering how many of you are still "active" jdubs?
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Welcome Agent Zero. I faded for only about a month and then got df'd. If I had to do it over, I would have DA'd myself before they got a chance to df me.
I thought afterwards too how many faders there actually are, because until I started reading this board I didn't know about faders.
Again welcome.
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Shunned again
by tak inmy son called me yesterday, first time in probably 6 weeks, because he lost his car keys, the car is in my name, so i had to get another set from the dealership.
anyways, it doesn't really matter what he called about, it was just in 6 weeks he only calls because he needs something, not a peep before that (very hurtful).
a brother drove him to my office and it was quittin time so i went outside with him and gave him the keys, i was hurt and didn't say much to him.
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Wow, well I guess it is unanimous! Thanks again, btw, he is 23.
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Shunned again
by tak inmy son called me yesterday, first time in probably 6 weeks, because he lost his car keys, the car is in my name, so i had to get another set from the dealership.
anyways, it doesn't really matter what he called about, it was just in 6 weeks he only calls because he needs something, not a peep before that (very hurtful).
a brother drove him to my office and it was quittin time so i went outside with him and gave him the keys, i was hurt and didn't say much to him.
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I think I was just reproved!!
Good point Billy
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Shunned again
by tak inmy son called me yesterday, first time in probably 6 weeks, because he lost his car keys, the car is in my name, so i had to get another set from the dealership.
anyways, it doesn't really matter what he called about, it was just in 6 weeks he only calls because he needs something, not a peep before that (very hurtful).
a brother drove him to my office and it was quittin time so i went outside with him and gave him the keys, i was hurt and didn't say much to him.
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Thanks everyone. You are right, I am too soft, but his dad died a year and a half ago and I didn't want to give him any more stress. P.S. Darren also says I make too many excuses for people. I am going to take your advice though, I will give him a few more weeks and again if he doesn't call me or make an effort to have a relationship with me then I will make him accountable for his actions. I really like the suggestion that I tell him that perhaps since he has chosen the congregation over me, then go to them for insurance help.