LOL Java - we pretty much typed the same thing at the same time. You beat me.
shamus100
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What's an OUIJA BOARD?
by White Dove ini've always wondered if there really was anything to them.
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What's an OUIJA BOARD?
by White Dove ini've always wondered if there really was anything to them.
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shamus100
Dubs get so frightened of that nonsense, it makes me giggle.
I kind of compare it to a Harry Potter book. It's geared for that age. I think, although I may be mistaken, there are actually kids on the box playing with it. Now if you're a paranoid dub, this means 'Satan is trying to corrupt our kids, and posess them with many many many demons!!!! Jehovah!!! JEHOVAH! The power of Christ Compels You! The Power of Christ Compels You!"
They're not expensive. You could either have that coffee and a walk - or buy it and have a laugh. If you've never seen one before, perhaps you should buy it and see what the dubs are afraid of - a piece of wood with dyed letters on it. How on earth demons inhabit it, I'll never know. Perhaps you could frame it so when they do a sheperding call on you, it could be at your front door - or you could put it over your entry way to scare them off.
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Shunning, the latest from my oh so righteous family
by Pistoff ini should say my wife's family.
i have a child (active witness) getting married this year.
one of my other adult children is disfellowshipped; he is invited to the wedding, not the reception.
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shamus100
In my opinion, it just brings attention to them that they crave. It actually makes them happier ruining someone else's day than just going. Now that's low self esteem.
Just be happy - I know it's hard, but that's how you defeat these morons.
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What's an OUIJA BOARD?
by White Dove ini've always wondered if there really was anything to them.
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No, it never worked for me, White Dove. A waste of time.
Remember, you're talking to a pagan realist who doesn't believe in the afterlife. I think they sell them at Toys R Us. (I'm serious)
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What's an OUIJA BOARD?
by White Dove ini've always wondered if there really was anything to them.
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shamus100
If I was a dub, it would be a piece of wood that demons inhabit. It will ruin your life until you burn it. One couple burned theirs and it would not BURN!!! It's only when they made a prayer to Jehovah did it go flying out of the fire and blew up in a ball of flames.... (ya right)
Actually, it's a piece of wood with the alphabet, and yes and no on opposite corners. It's quite stupid really, and doesn't work (obviously!). If you're no longer a dub, why don't you go buy one and see how stupid it is. Or better yet, go buy a coffee and go for a walk.
Really, they are quite silly. I think that they're made to spook teenagers - or developmentally challenged gullible religious fanatics.
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Would You Really Want To Live Forever With Dubs?
by shamus100 inhere is the hypothetical question of the day - would you, or more appropriately, could you live forever in paradise on earth with jw's?
with the hypocrosy, silly elders, silly people... feeding lions and cleaning up after animals... everyone living by waterfalls, like the jw's always portray in they're psychotic pamphlets..... or would you rather be dead.
i, personally, would much rather be dead.
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shamus100
In regard to meetings, I've gone to enough religious meetings to last me for the rest of my life. I am DONE with 'meetings'. Imagining 'paradise' having to do that same GARBAGE!!!! That is just awful. Imagine.... "WHY GOD WHY? WHAT HAVE WE DONE TO DESERVE THIS HELL??? JEHOVAH, KILL ME NOW!!!!"
There's not someone who would rather be alive than dead living by those waterfalls that will litter the planet? You wouldn't want to feed kowala bears, and chew on some fruit?
Could you handle the dub nonsense, in return for this fantasy dream? It would be easy if you screwed up; they would just stone you to death right away.
Wouldn't you even want to try? I know I sure as hell would not.
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..Armageddon Day..
by OUTLAW inas most of you know..armageddon will soon be here..and..the "new system" will be in place.....there will be plenty of dead people to clean up..but..you`ll be able to pet lions and talk to blueberrys!...........everyone has been waiting for armageddon..won`t that day be a day of celebration?!
!........just an idea...we could use the dead,as part of the celebration!..you can put one in your living room,put lights and tinsel on it and presents under it for the whole family!
!................do you think we will celebrate "armageddon day" in the new system?................outlaw
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shamus100
The nice thing about cleaning up all those bodies is you can steal they're jewelry. Maybe you can hang it on the old armageddon tree....?
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Book of Revelation =By John. Was he just on drugs!!
by Witness 007 inon the island of patmos john see's visions of "seven headed beasts coming out of the sea" and 'harlots and diadems and locusts" and........stop this ride i want to get off!!!
why all the nostradamus non-sense?
why all the cloak and dagger mind freak?
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shamus100
The harlot is the statue of liberty eh? LOL.
Human beings are so one-minded. We think that the whole world revolves around what we see at this moment in time. There were a lot of civilized nations prior to the United States and the U.K. that fell. Why do we all forget these things?
Who's to say it is? We've been around for a long time, and it could be a prophetic vision for the future... The U.S. will one day fall, and someone else will rise from the dust. Maybe 300 years from now, and some silly people will be arguing over what that gibberish means about the great leader Quang and how he descended from the planet niblar. (sarcasm)
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Would You Really Want To Live Forever With Dubs?
by shamus100 inhere is the hypothetical question of the day - would you, or more appropriately, could you live forever in paradise on earth with jw's?
with the hypocrosy, silly elders, silly people... feeding lions and cleaning up after animals... everyone living by waterfalls, like the jw's always portray in they're psychotic pamphlets..... or would you rather be dead.
i, personally, would much rather be dead.
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shamus100
My apologies - I did not mean to infer that ex-dubs were just as nauseating as dubs. It's just that the mind control set for the last 2 years was so completely gone that coming back and re-living my past send shivers down my spine. It is a funny thing - the past comes up, and I can only come up with 'what was I thinking'??
LOL. Singing those crappy kingdumb songs. "Dark Days are here... men live in fear.... But the bible is so HAPPY...." Bleah!
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Book of Revelation =By John. Was he just on drugs!!
by Witness 007 inon the island of patmos john see's visions of "seven headed beasts coming out of the sea" and 'harlots and diadems and locusts" and........stop this ride i want to get off!!!
why all the nostradamus non-sense?
why all the cloak and dagger mind freak?
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shamus100
There is no secret... there is nothing to really wrap your head around when it comes to the bible. It is a fictional book written by men.... was he on drugs? Maybe majic mushrooms.