They have the best translation of the bible according to the urban legend myth regarding a Jeopardy question...
Angels protect the sisters that preach so serial rapists wont attack them...
Demonic smurfs cannot bear to hear the name Jehovah and run out of kingdom halls when unrepentant, desobedient and death-deserving-in-Armageddon kids bring them in...
They and only they have the light and wisdom that the faithfull and discreet slave gives...
Only they have an all loving, tolerant governing body of annoitted (sic) men that protect them from such harms as college and sport participation
Do you need more?