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  Taking pictures of the Drama's at Assemblies

  by gumby in

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  2. friends

  "brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama.

  the flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!

  ...* drama begins and the lights go dim* .

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  gumby

  Fullofdoubt

  so disobedient

  Isn't it odd that they will be obiedient to the point of allowing a child to die with a refusal of a blood transfusion, yet they so brazenly disobey in other areas. Why?

  The weird thing is....these flashbulb takin witnesses never showed any shame when they disobeyed. Many acted like there was never an announcment. Even though every isle had attendents watching over things, they never acted embarrased or ashamed. They'll shun someone to be obiedient, yet spit in the face of an announcment.

  Witnessses do the same thing when the assembly is ready to start and they announce "may we have your attention please. May we PLEASE have your attention"!? Witnesses will continue to keep talking instead of quieting down. One time a CO (bro Brandozy) actually announced those words 5 times and he even through his hands in the air when they wouldn't shut up.

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  Where is stillajwexelder?

  by JH in

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  he didn't post since may 7th...

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  gumby

  He's fine but I'm sure he appreciates your concern. In fact I'm sure he'll be encouraged

  Ozzie....you live on another planet with unclebruce.....what the heck do you know?

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  Taking pictures of the Drama's at Assemblies

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama.

  the flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!

  ...* drama begins and the lights go dim* .

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  gumby

  Yes, Gumby, I remember. But it's not just the assemblies. You see the same thing as sports events, too.

  I know....but these are Jehovahs people. They are different from the world and follow theocratic orders unlike the rest of selfish mankind.

  Gumby
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  Taking pictures of the Drama's at Assemblies

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  "brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama.

  the flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!

  ...* drama begins and the lights go dim* .

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  gumby

  
  "Brothers and sisters....please....no taking pictures during the drama. The flash from the cameras disturb those trying to be attentive to the program...so please, no flashbulbs!"

  ...* drama begins and the lights go dim*

  Immediantly, flashes begin to go off all over the stadium by faithful brothers and sisters.

  Have you seen this? Since I was a little boy I remember how mad I'd get when I'd here this announcment and see all these Jehovahs Witnesses paying no attention. I see someone right next to me taking a flash picture and want to say......"didn't you hear what the hell they just announced you stupid asswipe". I never said that, but felt like it.

  How many of you remember this scenario?

  Gumflash
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  Intolerance - a new breed of ex-JW

  by LittleToe in

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  i cant help but think of the analogy of pendulum swings when i think about how vitriolic some are towards religion (of any description), the bible (and other scripture), and christianity (generally, regardless of there being a wide range of denominational flavours) in particular.. it seems to me, from my perspective of sitting here on a remote scottish island, that there are a fair number of folks who may have left an intolerant and generalising religion but forgot to leave those attitudes with it.. just my 2p, coz to be frank i'm getting sick of it.. by all means enjoy some self-expression, it's a relatively free planet, but have a heart....

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  gumby

  Mouthy gets magoo in a headlock while a buncha apostates watch and drink cheap beer
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  just in from Jah!!!

  by mouthy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  here's some quotes for you:

  "dangerous form of murmuring - that is, murmuring against the earthly part of jehovah's organization "

  "this is really jehovah's organization, the best organization in the world"

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  gumby

  they liked your gumption!!!!

  Has that got any relation to me?

  Gumption
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  Grand Climax

  by mouthy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  don't know if you knew this or not - they have a new study aid called "bible teach".

  and guess what they will be studying come january 2007!

  the revelation book - it's grand climax at hand!

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  gumby

  Notice how ballistic steals the thread cuz his head looks like a penis and that's all anyone wants to discuss?

  Mary, thanks....that's the one. Your giving Blondie some stiff competition (no pun intended on the 'stiff' word either)

  Gumby
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  Grand Climax

  by mouthy in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  don't know if you knew this or not - they have a new study aid called "bible teach".

  and guess what they will be studying come january 2007!

  the revelation book - it's grand climax at hand!

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  gumby

  I wonder if the new edition will correctly identify just exactly who the Alpha and Omega is, in the first they said on one page it was Jehovah, then later in the book they said it was Jesus.

  Rodentbait.........do you have the page number of the second statement they made?...purdy please.

  Gumby
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  12 Plants that have no purpose

  by acadian in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  12 plants that have no purpose.

  long ago, in the land of cathay, a young chinese lad apprenticed himself to a venerable wise master, a man learned in the secrets of nature.

  the old wise master taught the apprentice to know herbs and how to gather them at just the right time.

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  gumby

  

  (Genesis 1:29-31)

  "And God went on to say: "Here I have given to YOU all vegetation bearing seed which is on the surface of the whole earth and every tree on which there is the fruit of a tree bearing seed. To YOU let it serve as food". So....I guess Jehovah is a bigger murderer than I thought he was. See below article This is a growing reference that includes plant images, pictures of affected animals and presentations concerning the botany, chemistry, toxicology, diagnosis and prevention of poisoning of animals by plants and other natural flora (fungi, etc.).
• Toxic agents in plants
• Species of animals commonly affected
• Medicinal Plants for Livestock - Beneficial or Toxic?
• Frequently asked questions about poisonous plants

So if someone says god gave us marijuana since he gave us all plants for food.....how do you explain the above?

Gumby