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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  Oh my.

  Can I borrow some of the Vicodin Mr. Gumby?

  Chris.......do you honestly think I'd ever part with a Vicodin my friend........dream on. I'm out as usual and need some more......big surprise there Good to hear from you too my good friend

  Gumby
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  Just for you Grandma Mouthy
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  CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE HERE?

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night i was at a friends house (ex-witnesses).

  they faded several years ago, much to her parents and her children's annoyance.

  her parents live out west but were coming to toronto for a visit.

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  gumby

  Frozen one said,

  Afterall, if the health effects of smoking is such a great sin, wouldn't drinking, eating "unhealthy" and not exercising be equally great sins? Are Big Macs and Krispey Kremes a good thing to feed your temple?

  Overeating (or gluttony) is listed right along with the rest of the defilements of the flesh in the book of Romans, yet how many witnesses overeat and have health issue because of that very fact? A shitload, that's how many. I'll bet 60% of the publishers in my hall are extreemly overweight......elders included, yer NEVER are any of these ones even as so much ever talked to about this horrible sin that's listed alongside adultry.

  Gumskinny
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  Finally Got It

  by Undecided in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i had gone to walmart to get a new pair of shoes and when i was comming down the street to my house i saw a car pull up the street above my house and just had a feeling it was the jws.

  my grandson was in the house and didn't answer the door but they left the religion tract behind the door.. i guess the end is nearer now that i got the tract but all religion has ended for me anyway.. ken p..

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  gumby

  I guess the end is nearer now that I got the tract but all religion has ended for me anyway.

  No Ken, the end is nearer cuz yer an old bastard like me and were gonna be partying with Satan soon and drinkin, takin drugs, and messin with bad women. I stopped takin my vitimins to hurry up the process even!

  Hi buddy

  Gumby
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  Hey Morty

  Here's a pic I took just this morning

  

  I'm doin fine however cuz I just had the best bowel movement ever and my toenails ain't as yellow as they used to be.

  Gumdecrepid
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  CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE HERE?

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  last night i was at a friends house (ex-witnesses).

  they faded several years ago, much to her parents and her children's annoyance.

  her parents live out west but were coming to toronto for a visit.

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  gumby

  You tell those bastards that even Jesus smoked on occation cuz he became all things to all people.......or was that Paul?

  Gumnonsmoker
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  Anyone on this site?

  by mouthy in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  www.towerwatch.com

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  gumby

  Mouthy.....you pagan demonistic, baal worshippin, constantine followin, 3 headed praiser of false doctrines!....I hope you spend eternity with the promoter of this god dishonoring pagan doctrine!!!!!

  Here's your god

  Gumby.....who only worships a one headed god with two feet and one heart

  *sends Mouthy "the trinity" brochure, printed by the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society of New York*
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  There's a reason for the world
  You and I

  There's your answer ... thats the only thing worth living for

  .....and Zagor wins the nutbag shinin kit with 2 pints of polish of his choice of flavor!!!

  Well done Zagor, my wise and faithful servant........that was the best answer yet and one that was so obvious.........nobody got it but you.

  I might even throw in a 12volt buffer so you'll shine so bright you'll blind the ladies.

  Gumgiftgiver

  *starts worshipping Zagor*
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  Well, it was about 1:30 in the morning and I was half asleep and went in to rub on my second coat of bagbalm but I accidently rubbed on Ben Gay and caught my nuts on fire and it burned off the hair and made blisters on me scrotum and now I hafta go around naked cuz my levis rub me and I can't stand the pain and my neigbors are now callin me a perv and they won't go outside their house anymore....go figure.

  Hi Princess.....does Steve still have that rash I gave him? Did you run this year in any events?

  Pope.....your song wasn't a riddle. It was about a guy on heroin who wrote a song about a non-existent chicken ya crazy bastard.

  Mary,

  Patients may receive a combination of treatments, and most patients participate in some self-care therapies as well

  Yeah....I use the dinger pump about 12 times a day and it seems to make the veins worse. Any ideas?

  As a side note....I'm gonna perform the Riddle song and if I can I want to upload it and make a link to it so ya all can hear it and make fun of me. My grandson is gonna do the piano and I'll sing it and hopefully in a month or two I'll post it hear.

  Unc....you ain't on your period are ya?

  Gumby
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  Can you Solve this Riddle?

  by gumby in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i love this song.

  see if you can give a brief description of what the song means and the winner might get my new nutbag soothing balm.. .

  five for fighting the riddle lyricsthere was a man back in '95 .

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  gumby

  Dang....you guys are good!

  I didn't ask the question as if I already knew the answer.....actually, I wanted to know the answer.

  My thought was that all we have in this world is each other, and that's the most important thing in life.

  I guess I'm the winner of the nutsack soothing balm cuz I figured the riddle out first as my thoughts were just like your comments and so I'm gonna go in the bathroom and rub some on myself and see if I can't get rid of all the dang wrinkles and vericose veins on the bastard.

  Gumbagbalm