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  WT undergoing "Invisible Growth"

  by Gerard in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i heard that the latest watchtower mag made reference to the borganization undergoing "invisible growth".

  anybody can fill me in with the details and context?

  thanks..

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  DoomVoyager

  I honestly didn't believe this bullshit could be real... but I've got the articles right here! They're in the July 15th WT, (kool-aid edition of course). The articles are entitled "It is God who makes it grow!" and "You do know know where it will have success!" They include brand new lies about the parables of the of the Sower and the different soils, the Sower who sleeps, the mustard grain, the leaven, and the dragnet.
  
  Here are some choice quotes:
  
  "The subjects of God's Kingdom will eventually encompass the earth. All opposers will have been removed."
  "In this illustration, the birds represent right-hearted ones who seek protection within the CONFINES of the Christian congregation."
  "Growth is not always visible to human eyes."
  "...although an element may on once occasion have a negative connotation in the Scriptures, on another occasion the same element may be used to represent something positive." (I guess Jehoober just can't make up his mind!)
  "We may not see growth initially..."
  "Not only is this growth unseen to human eyes, but it is also pervasive."
  "...this growth has not always been readily discernable or understood..."
  
  
  
  
  
  I just made myself sick.
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  Worst Rules

  by DoomVoyager in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what are the worst rules you've ever heard being dispensed from the platform?

  "christians do not dance to ymca, as it promotes homosexuality.

  "hairstyles that defy gravity also defy joe hoobie.

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  DoomVoyager

  LOL, keep 'em coming
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  trivia poll on wish list

  by megaflower in

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  2. friends

  dream car: masserti.

  dream house:ocean front.

  dream vacation: tour europe all summer .

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  dream car: Original HEMI Dart
  
  dream house: giant embattled fortress in the mountains somewhere up north
  
  dream vacation: anywhere there aren't dubs, lol
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  Speculation

  by RebelWife in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  does the word "speculate" have some special, derogatory meaning for jws?

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  DoomVoyager

  The Gibbering Body loves to speculate on the date of Armageddon, but speculation on the same topic by individual dubs is strongly discourages because it's a bit too close to independent thinking.
  
  Of course, the Gibberning Body doesn't even claim any further degree of spirit direction than any other Dub can hope to attain, so why they're allowed to speculate and we're not is anyone's guess.
  
  I propose that they're all insane. :D
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  2008 Drama on YouTube. Oh boy!

  by Open mind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  fellow jwders,.

  let us join in giving heart-felt thanks to the loyal worshiper of jehovah who took the time to post this year's dc drama on youtube.. i'm sure the wt is cool with this.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6vfmgkwfp4&feature=related.

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  DoomVoyager

  LOL @ knock knock
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  favorite place you would go for that nice long break from Field Svc

  by megaflower in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i thought i would lighten things up.

  how about it, any good places with nice memories.

  i always enjoyed star bucks.

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  DoomVoyager

  In my old hall people would take 45 minute breaks in Timmy's. In my current hall nobody ever takes breaks. Bleh. At least you get home faster.
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  Regardless of reality,

  by John Doe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  if you could pick one faith/world view/philosophy to be 100% true, what would it be and why?

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  DoomVoyager

  So I guess my view or philosophy would be biblical at least Ecclesiastes seems true to me today.
  
  Actually, the philosophy that life has no meaning other than death is called nihilism.
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  2008 Drama on YouTube. Oh boy!

  by Open mind in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  fellow jwders,.

  let us join in giving heart-felt thanks to the loyal worshiper of jehovah who took the time to post this year's dc drama on youtube.. i'm sure the wt is cool with this.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6vfmgkwfp4&feature=related.

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  DoomVoyager

  I tried to warn you that this drama was the most sickening filth they've ever spewed.
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  Worst Rules

  by DoomVoyager in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what are the worst rules you've ever heard being dispensed from the platform?

  "christians do not dance to ymca, as it promotes homosexuality.

  "hairstyles that defy gravity also defy joe hoobie.

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  DoomVoyager

  Well thepackage, maybe you missed the recent Washtowel in which the experience of a family in Australia was recounted, their dad only got 2 weeks off a year, and he decided that instead of relaxing he and his family would pile into the wagon, drive out to the outback, and witness to "seldom worked territories". His wife then reputedly gushed, "That was the best vacation ever! Let's do it every year!" Yeah, after reading that, my magazine had a large hole in the center due to the high-pressure fountain of vomit I spewed.
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  WT Library CD in Linux

  by Nosferatu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  lol!

  i just stumbled across this after reading about version 1.0 of the wine project being released.. the wt library is right at the bottom of the top 10 platinum list!.

  http://appdb.winehq.org/.

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  DoomVoyager

  Linux is clearly God's Chosen Operating System.