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DoomVoyager
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Does anyone else find this scripture hilarious/humorous ?
by StoneWall innumbers 25:1 "now israel was dwelling in shit'tim.
then the people started to have immoral relations with the daughters of mo'ab".
it's like i can almost hear beavis and butthead laughing and saying he said they were dwelling in shit'tim.
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DoomVoyager
Hmm... then there's always the awkward situation where the householder opens the door to take his dog for a walk and finds one very surprised and unprepared dubbie and his friend.
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The WT Says: Young women should be like like cows (sex advice)
by inkling insorry if this has allready been talked about, but does anyone remember running across this gem from a 1961 wt?.
--- how can girls guard against temptation in this sex-crazy world?.
when a girl reaches the age of puberty or physical maturity, her body has developed in the matter of sex more than in the mind.
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DoomVoyager
Outlaw, you are a funny guy.
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Did You Ever Regard The Elders As Loving Shepherds?
by minimus indid you think these men loved you?
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DoomVoyager
I thought they were scary when I was younger. Then I discovered they were just a bunch of slobs who shovel s*** for a living but get to wield the Staff of Ultimate Power at the KH. Yay!
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DoomVoyager
Leaving the toilet seat up after they pee.
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Dinosaurs
by billie jean inbeing brought up a j.w no one ever gave an accurate description of why the dinosaurs where actually put on the earth by jehovah.
if i ask this question to my parents now they still dont have an answer that makes any sense.
so far ive had .
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DoomVoyager
even though bones of other dinosaurs have been found fossilized inside the stomachs of other dinosaurs!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you dare question the wisdom of Jehober? Obviously the smaller dinosaur crawled inside the digestive cavity of the larger dino after it had died, maybe to shelter from some rain. Then it had a heart attack from too many cheeseburgers - oh wait, they didn't eat meat - too many veggieburgers, so it died as well and they both got fossilized together. -
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Evolutionists Flock To Darwin-Shaped Wall Stain
by BurnTheShips init's a miracle!.
evolutionists flock to darwin-shaped wall stainseptember 5, 2008 | issue 4436. darwinic pilgrims claim the image fills them with an overwhelming feeling of logic.. dayton, tna steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of charles darwinauthor of the origin of species and founder of the modern evolutionary movementmade manifest on a concrete wall in downtown dayton.. "i brought my baby to touch the wall, so that the power of darwin can purify her genetic makeup of undesirable inherited traits," said darlene freiberg, one among a growing crowd assembled here to see the mysterious stain, which appeared last monday on one side of the rhea county courthouse.
the building was also the location of the famed "scopes monkey trial" and is widely considered one of darwinism's holiest sites.
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DoomVoyager
heheh
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Why does the WBTS always stress "free" in free home Bible study?
by easyreader1970 inis the wbts under the assumption that householders will suspect that witnesses charge money for their bible studies?
as often as the wbts prints that the world is fully aware of the witnesses and what they do and teach, i can't imagine that anybody would think that the jws ask for payment for services when it comes to bible studies.
it was in the watchtower study yesterday, i think in the very first paragraph.
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DoomVoyager
Yes it was discussed in the COMMENTS... thread. They just throw it out there in the hopes that maybe, out of the 6 billion people in the world, 1 or 2 will be interested in something free. Can't do any harm.
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DoomVoyager
Public perception is that smoking is a dirty habit, so in order to put out a good image, the Washtowel corporate cult bans smoking. No other reason. Drinking coffee and suntanning have no negative stigma attached, so they're OK. So much for not letting the world dictate your actions.
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Dinosaurs
by billie jean inbeing brought up a j.w no one ever gave an accurate description of why the dinosaurs where actually put on the earth by jehovah.
if i ask this question to my parents now they still dont have an answer that makes any sense.
so far ive had .
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DoomVoyager
probably a safe bet that carbon-based substances are produced by other carbon-based substances (like decaying plants), not by substances that contain no carbon (most rocks). Although some minerals do contain carbon.