Posts by DoomVoyager

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Blondie's Comments You Will Not Hear at the 09-28-08 WT Study (SUCCESS)

by blondie in

jw
friends

*** km 3/06 p. 1 par.

(mark 4:26-29) let us now consider three more of jesus' illustrations-the mustard grain, the leaven, and the dragnet.

when the wts says "god's people" do they mean anyone other than jws?.

DoomVoyager

Thank you Blondie! Excellent work as usual.

Billy: LOL. Thank you for bringing the correct understanding of this important scriptural teaching to my attention. In line with Jesus' words, I will henceforth multiply all values on my field service report by the divine number of 7.

Just to recap the oldlight/nulite difference:

Mustard Plant:
Old: Mustard plant is Babylon the Great (insert at least 2 pages of filthy, hateful vitriol against the all other religions).
Nu: Mustard plant is Hojovahs Witlesses. Lord be Praised!

Dragnet:
Old: Dragnet is "Christendom" over the centuries (even though they just finished calling "Christendom" all kinds of filthy names for being Babble-On the Grape).
Nu: Dragnet is Hojovahs Witlesses. Lord be Praised!

Leaven:
Old: Leaven is bad.
Nu: Leaven is Hojovahs Witlesses. Lord be Praised!

Starting to notice a pattern?

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Revelation 9:5--by request!

by Atlantis in

revelation 9:5 by request!

request from researcher: revelation 9:5 i would like to know what the revelation book says about revelation 9:5. thank you!

**************************************************** my comments: thank you for your request!

DoomVoyager

No human could write such a book out his own imagination

Give me a blotter sheet and I'll write something 10 times crazier.

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JW reaction to the visit of Silentlambs in France

by chasson in

http://www.la-croix.com/afp.static/pages/081001194559.35cxo4op.htm.

google traduction:.

epinal, 1 october 2008 (afp) - 600 to 1,000 jehovah's witnesses in the vosges against accusations of pedophilia .

DoomVoyager

Witnesses don't "demonstrate". This doesn't add up.

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...Does Truth need New Light?...

by OUTLAW in

"if your speaking truthfully"..are you going to change,what you have to say?.....if your caught in a lie..are you going to change what you have to say?..............what is more likely,to need"new light?..

"the truth,or a lie?...............................outlaw

DoomVoyager

Euclid's Elements are every bit as true now as they were 2300 years ago.

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SCAN OF TRACT CAMPAIGN: "Would you like to know the truth?"

by DoomVoyager in

i hope this hasn't been posted yet.. http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg.

http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg.

DoomVoyager

The Sunday meeting of Oct. 19 or 26 would work

I like the idea about the 95 Theses. It wouldnt' be too hard to come up with 95 Theses against the WT. Someone should start a thread on that.

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The Sheer Boring Monotony Of Being A Jehovah's Witness

by minimus in

jw
friends

what a terrible way of wasting valuable time.

going to meetings is the biggest scam.

you get nothing more from going than you would if you read a publication in the comfort of your home.

DoomVoyager

The best one is when a speaker has a certain point mind, and asks about it. Usually consisting of ten minutes of people aimlessing stabbing at it, until the hit the right word. Where everyone "sighs, thats it! its written there"

They play that idiotic guessing game practically every freakin bookstudy here. I mean seriously, how the hell is trying to guess what some window washer is piecing together in his ruined cretaceous brain cells supposed to be a "spiritual Paradise?" Sign me up for hell.

Witness 007: Sixteen Tons is the perfect song for this!

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How does Jehovah Kill Us Off?

by cameo-d in

i figure a lot of people have had their heads stuck in the cloud with images of their paradise---big homes, fancy cars, and all the jewelry left behind by those rich ole wicked people..... but what about the other side of all this?

have you wondered how jehovahjireh jihad kills us all off?

it's time to think about that now.

DoomVoyager

Serious post here... in the first image posted in the thread, if you look in the bottom left corner, isn't that the Aires Ram again, sillhoutted against the fire?

(hope I'm not turning into the next JCanon)

Wow, never mind, I just looked closely and it's a black woman holding her forehead. The way her arm is out looks like the muzzle of the ram. Yeah I need to get some sleep.

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Can someone scan pages 170-171 Learn from the Great Teacher book (2003)

by StoneWall in

read these pages earlier and was curious whats everyones opinion on them.

do you feel the society went far enough in their descriptions of what a child is to do if someone tries to touch their private parts?

if not what do you feel is lacking or could improve on what is stated on these two pages.. .

DoomVoyager

I'll try to remember to get something to you later tonight... no scanner, but I can take pictures like I did for the tract.

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SCAN OF TRACT CAMPAIGN: "Would you like to know the truth?"

by DoomVoyager in

i hope this hasn't been posted yet.. http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg.

http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg.

DoomVoyager

Mary: LOL! I am pretty tempted to print a few of those out and sneak them into the stack at the literature counter next meeting. Or I could just leave one stuffed into the crack of the door.

Oh, and by the way, the announcement said to "leave them in mailboxes upon the initial visit if no one is home"... so it will indeed be a Great Waste of Paper. Somewhere on the order of 5000-7000 coming in just for our cong. alone.

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SCAN OF TRACT CAMPAIGN: "Would you like to know the truth?"

by DoomVoyager in

i hope this hasn't been posted yet.. http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg.

http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg.

DoomVoyager

I hope this hasn't been posted yet.

http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg

My thoughts:

Others seem valid at the moment, but soon become outdated and have to be revised or replaced.

If there's one organization that revises their literature more than any other, we all know who it is.

Without charge, a friendly neighbour qualified to teach the Bible can come to your home...

There's that stupid "without charge" phrase again. And how exactly are barely-literate window washers and Costco sample attendants "qualified to teach the Bible"?

If one takes the time to look up the scriptures accompanying the section "Is there hope after death", you can see that most of them are completely irrelevant (Jesus resurrects his buddy, who just dies again anyways? how does that support the Paradise Earth fable?) and none of them actually indicate anything about a "paradise earth".