Posts by DoomVoyager

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On a scale of 1 -100 , rate my chance of attending the meeting tomorrow

by stillajwexelder in

on a scale of 1 -100 , rate my chance of attending the meeting tomorrow .

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by the way i am drinking real russian vodka diluted with noilly pratt vermouth

DoomVoyager

FHN, what the heck is a "prayer labyrinth"? I'm imagining a maze so confusing, once you get in the only way to find the exit is to pray and wait for a miracle.

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all scientific discoveries are lies made up for money!

by DoomVoyager in

i was talking to a dub the other day about how the genesis account cannot be true, becuase archeologists have found hundreds - maybe thousands - of human remains and artifacts that predate 4000 b.c.. their response?

"they're all lies made up to get research grants.".

you can't make this stuff up, folks..

DoomVoyager

Stupidity is not unique to the "loyal" dubs. (see above)

yeah you leave a thread alone for a few days and look what happens. Sheesh.

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Goodbye to JWD ... hello to JWN !

by Simon in

as i announced some time ago, jwd as it is will not continue .... ... but .... it's clear from people's comments that they do like the site and many would like it or something else like it to continue.. one issue was the forum software that was self-developed and not really in a good state to hand-over to anyone but i've been working on that and can now reveal the first release of what will probably be called jwn (son of jwd):.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/.

it is still work-in-progress so not all features are enabled yet but it will allow you to browse the site in a similar way to this one and it is pointing at the same database (although because of the way the caching works, new posts made on this site won't appear immediately).

DoomVoyager

including the posting which will have a WYSIWYG editor that works across them all.

If there is a god, he surely smiles upon you for including this. I'll finally be able to remove that stupid IEtabs extension in Firefox!

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New technique to increase your ministry hours without doing any ministry.

by DisconnectingDrone in

jw
friends

ok, this idea came to me the other day, technically it is totally by the book.

1) ask the map servant for a territory map near your home.

2) go out at midnight down the said street; and everyone will be in bed-or at least have some curtains closed.

DoomVoyager

I love cognac's technique.

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"They Tried to Teach My Baby Science"

by leavingwt in

some humor from the onion.... "they tried to teach my baby science".

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44260.

DoomVoyager

the horror

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I thought NOBODY would ever rebuild or live in Babylon?....but.....

by oompa in

check the last city here....i googled "babylon, iraq population'....and other things on the city, and one archaeological site wrote that many archaeologists urged sadam to not build and grow modern babylon directly over many of the old ruins....but he did it anyway.

i saw a news item about their new mayor!.....jw's used to say this could never ever happen.

is this indeed basically the same city?....only 90 miles south of baghdad?...................oompa.

DoomVoyager

Hah, that's nothing. Isaiah 17 says that Jehovah would utterly destroy Damscus and it will be a desolate ruin for all time.

Damascus is one of the oldest continuously inhabited cities in the world. It has never once been completely ruined.

Whoops, jehober!

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all scientific discoveries are lies made up for money!

by DoomVoyager in

i was talking to a dub the other day about how the genesis account cannot be true, becuase archeologists have found hundreds - maybe thousands - of human remains and artifacts that predate 4000 b.c.. their response?

"they're all lies made up to get research grants.".

you can't make this stuff up, folks..

DoomVoyager

Not even remotely on the same scale of stupidity though.

EDIT: to clarify, the accusation is exactly the same; big conspiracy to get money. But the fact that humans have existed for more than 6000 years is unassailable; global warming is far less substantiated. Please nobody derail this with an argument about global warming.

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all scientific discoveries are lies made up for money!

by DoomVoyager in

i was talking to a dub the other day about how the genesis account cannot be true, becuase archeologists have found hundreds - maybe thousands - of human remains and artifacts that predate 4000 b.c.. their response?

"they're all lies made up to get research grants.".

you can't make this stuff up, folks..

DoomVoyager

I was talking to a dub the other day about how the Genesis account cannot be true, becuase archeologists have found hundreds - maybe thousands - of human remains and artifacts that predate 4000 B.C.

Their response? "They're all lies made up to get research grants."

You can't make this stuff up, folks.

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