Well ID Crisis, since Australia is on the bottom of the world, Joe Hoober might have just the opposite in store for you. You might have perfect weather and a period of massive economic growth! Of course that is all part of Joe Hoobers plan, he's just letting Satan lull you into a false sense of security so that BAM! he can obliterate the whole damn continent in one fell swoop. Joe Hoober never did like the way he made kangaroos. Too gangly.
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ARMAGEDDON IS HERE
by DoomVoyager infor real this time, i promise!.
you may have heard of the collapse of several large us financial institutions this morning.
the fact that this event coincides with a major natural disaster hitting the us is, according to my parents, 100% conclusive proof that armaggedon has in fact begun.
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How to Endure Meetings Constructively - My Approach
by Room 215 ini occasionally attend sunday meetings, either just for curiosity or to placate my dear wife.
i've recently developed a method whereby i tune out all the proceedings from the platform and audience, and take to reading acts (i've just begun to learn a great deal about roman history via audio cds from the teaching company, which i listen to on my long commute to work).
the lecturers on these all highly praise the accuracy of the book of acts and all the gospels in general, in terms of their accurate depiction of life in judea and the hellensitic kingdoms under roman rule.
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I follow along and make mental notes of how many scriptures are twisted, misrepresented, or forced into a predetermined explanation per meeting. That recent Washtowel on the door-to-door field circus is one of the recordholders, for sure.
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ARMAGEDDON IS HERE
by DoomVoyager infor real this time, i promise!.
you may have heard of the collapse of several large us financial institutions this morning.
the fact that this event coincides with a major natural disaster hitting the us is, according to my parents, 100% conclusive proof that armaggedon has in fact begun.
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FOR REAL THIS TIME, I PROMISE!
You may have heard of the collapse of several large US financial institutions this morning. The fact that this event coincides with a major natural disaster hitting the US is, according to my parents, 100% conclusive proof that Armaggedon has in fact begun. Really, not like those other times, this time it's for real.
Babble On the Grape will be destroyed within a matter of weeks, and the Paradise will be ushered in before the end of the year! All you evil Apostates had better decide what to do with your few short remaining days, because Joe Hoober of Armies will be sure to have some suitable hideous death stored up for you sometime in late November or early December.
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good thread, bttt
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regarding penny2 post about Sept 1 WT comments
by heyfea inregarding penny2 post about sept 1 wt comments:.
what will be the "end afterward"?.
young people are often exposed to temptations and pressures to experiment with things that seem popular.
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I actually picked something else up from that. "'Why don't you post your profile on the Internet?' someone suggests." LOL Perhaps they will quote Hezekiah 2:6. "And the Jehovah said unto Isreal: "Thou shalt not take up any online profiles against my face; nay, neither of Myspace nor of Facebook shalt thou sign up. It is an abomination unto me.""
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WOULD JW's READ THIS?
by Mickey mouse ini just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.
i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.
could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.
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that is brilliant, send it out
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My prayer to Jesus.. if you can't beat them, beat them!
by dawg inhell nothing else is working, think i'll pray to jesus... you guys want to pray for anything?
dear jesus... .
please tell me that the deficit this year won't actually be $485 billion dollars as predicted in today's paper.... .
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Dear Jesus, please microwave a burrito so hot, you yourself cannot eat it.
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Has the Large Hadron Collider destroyed the world yet?
by DoomVoyager inhttp://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
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WOULD JW's READ THIS?
by Mickey mouse ini just posted this to oracle's thread but didn't want to hijack it so i thought i'd start my own.
i think emails are a potentially effective way of conveying information to jw's, they love firing them off to all their friends.
could we get some information in under the radar in this manner...?.
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Well, perhaps I'm mistaken, but the idea with this is to get JWs to research control groups... and of course it won't take long for them to stumble across pages pinpointing exactly how dubs are a high control group.
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1875, 1914,1975, 2014, 2075
by JWdaughter injust wondering, as i investigate and learn that 1914 was based largely off of being 40 years after the false "end of 6000 years of human existence" that was supposedly 1874, and 1975 is supposedly (again) the "end of 6000 years of human existence"(plus 1 year that went missing if i remember correctly)-is there any special connotation being given to 2014?
aren't they due to start getting them riled up again?
are they doing it more subtly?
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1914 + Noah's 120 years of service = 2034. 2034 is the new buzzword. Watch for it in your Washtowels!