Posts by DoomVoyager

42

The Sheer Boring Monotony Of Being A Jehovah's Witness

by minimus in

jw
friends

what a terrible way of wasting valuable time.

going to meetings is the biggest scam.

you get nothing more from going than you would if you read a publication in the comfort of your home.

DoomVoyager

The best one is when a speaker has a certain point mind, and asks about it. Usually consisting of ten minutes of people aimlessing stabbing at it, until the hit the right word. Where everyone "sighs, thats it! its written there"

They play that idiotic guessing game practically every freakin bookstudy here. I mean seriously, how the hell is trying to guess what some window washer is piecing together in his ruined cretaceous brain cells supposed to be a "spiritual Paradise?" Sign me up for hell.

Witness 007: Sixteen Tons is the perfect song for this!

36

How does Jehovah Kill Us Off?

by cameo-d in

i figure a lot of people have had their heads stuck in the cloud with images of their paradise---big homes, fancy cars, and all the jewelry left behind by those rich ole wicked people..... but what about the other side of all this?

have you wondered how jehovahjireh jihad kills us all off?

it's time to think about that now.

DoomVoyager

Serious post here... in the first image posted in the thread, if you look in the bottom left corner, isn't that the Aires Ram again, sillhoutted against the fire?

(hope I'm not turning into the next JCanon)

Wow, never mind, I just looked closely and it's a black woman holding her forehead. The way her arm is out looks like the muzzle of the ram. Yeah I need to get some sleep.

3

Can someone scan pages 170-171 Learn from the Great Teacher book (2003)

by StoneWall in

read these pages earlier and was curious whats everyones opinion on them.

do you feel the society went far enough in their descriptions of what a child is to do if someone tries to touch their private parts?

if not what do you feel is lacking or could improve on what is stated on these two pages.. .

DoomVoyager

I'll try to remember to get something to you later tonight... no scanner, but I can take pictures like I did for the tract.

24

SCAN OF TRACT CAMPAIGN: "Would you like to know the truth?"

by DoomVoyager in

i hope this hasn't been posted yet.. http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg.

http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg.

DoomVoyager

Mary: LOL! I am pretty tempted to print a few of those out and sneak them into the stack at the literature counter next meeting. Or I could just leave one stuffed into the crack of the door.

Oh, and by the way, the announcement said to "leave them in mailboxes upon the initial visit if no one is home"... so it will indeed be a Great Waste of Paper. Somewhere on the order of 5000-7000 coming in just for our cong. alone.

24

SCAN OF TRACT CAMPAIGN: "Would you like to know the truth?"

by DoomVoyager in

i hope this hasn't been posted yet.. http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg.

http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg.

http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg.

DoomVoyager

I hope this hasn't been posted yet.

http://i38.tinypic.com/106fzb9.jpg http://i33.tinypic.com/2ckftw.jpg
http://i37.tinypic.com/k5nco.jpg

My thoughts:

Others seem valid at the moment, but soon become outdated and have to be revised or replaced.

If there's one organization that revises their literature more than any other, we all know who it is.

Without charge, a friendly neighbour qualified to teach the Bible can come to your home...

There's that stupid "without charge" phrase again. And how exactly are barely-literate window washers and Costco sample attendants "qualified to teach the Bible"?

If one takes the time to look up the scriptures accompanying the section "Is there hope after death", you can see that most of them are completely irrelevant (Jesus resurrects his buddy, who just dies again anyways? how does that support the Paradise Earth fable?) and none of them actually indicate anything about a "paradise earth".

20

HELP need some hard hitting pdfs

by song19 in

jw
friends

(fyi i am not dfed or daed) i am being shunned by my mom and yesterday my dad told me he would shun me if i became apostate.

i swear he has no idea what he is talking about since i asked him who told him that and he asked, doesnt the bible?.

although i have sent numerous emails, i think i need to finally face my father face to face.

DoomVoyager

Middleman - do you think you could send me that other stuff as well? Or, better yet, post it here.

54

Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password

by Shepherd Book in

jw
friends

so i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.

problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .

the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..

DoomVoyager

- "it was a really really lame site with nothing on it."
That's probably what Paradise Erf would be like since Jehovah's requirements for acceptable behavior are too high. Earth would be a really really lame planet with nothing on it.

Yeah I know, I always wonder what people think they're going to DO for eternity in Hell on Earth. The only behaviours that will be allowed, according to the artist depictions, are picking fruit, being mauled by baby lions, and of course attending the 7 meetings a week that the WTBTS will no dount institute.

3

Let's not rush to blow $700 billion

by Brother Apostate in

let's not rush to blow $700 billiona wall street 'rescue' must be done right, and hastily committing our money -- and our children's money -- is wrong, wrong, wrong.

congress needs to pin down the details first.. by jim jubakstop the $700 billion stampede.

despite the table pounding by treasury secretary henry paulson and president bush, the world, even wall street's world, won't come to an end if congress doesn't pass a plan next weekend to bail out the nation's financial system.

DoomVoyager

Yeah, there's no rush. The U.S. government can send it to me whenever they feel ready. No pressure.

15

WTS PREDICTED THE END OF TODAY'S ECONOMIC SYSTEM!!!!!

by whereami in

jw
friends

yes, another "the sky is falling" e-mail going around jw land.

these guys must salivate with what's going on in the financial markets.

they can smell blood.. .

DoomVoyager

lol Outlaw

It's wierd how all you apostates wind up getting this filth in your mailboxes. I'm an active dub (well, no, but I put out that impression at the KH) and I've never gotten a single thing even remotely like this. I guess it's cause I've kept my e-mail address safe from all the idle elderettes who write this pap.

54

Virtual Kingdom Hall Super-secret Password

by Shepherd Book in

jw
friends

so i want to sign up for the virtual kingdom hall here: http://thekingdomhall.ning.com/, which i guess is a clean and safe place for brothers and sisters to join.

problem is, in order to be in approved association there, i need to know the first song listed in the july kingdom ministry for the meeting beginning the week of july 28. .

the site says only jws know this, so i was hoping one of you loyal brothers or sisters could help me out..

DoomVoyager

They changed it to September 8th, now. I'm too lazy to go get that KM right now.