i would have to say the worst (aka: funniest) thing i ever did at a meeting was when i sat with the circuit overseer and his wife (many moons ago......) .
anyway, he was really prim and proper and she was of course, a very submissive wife who barely spoke without her husbands permission.
anyway, he goes to the platform and starts off by asking th audience: who was ahab?
Hey Jesus Christ,
Intelligent minds think alike!!!!!! next time you should try scooping up some dog crap with a newspaper and putting it under the car door handles at the kingdom hall parking lot!!! We used to do this all the time in our neighborhood growing up. Imagine the look on their faces as they go to open their car door AND ALL THEY HAVE ARE THEIR MAGAZINES TO WIPE THEIR HANDS ON. "FOOLISHNESS IS TIED UP IN THE HEART OF A BOY"
funeral discourse
remarks regarding the deceased
(use any that apply and are appropriate.
The *sshole is probably counting his time for all the non jw's present.
a friend sent this post to me and i thought it was was interesting.. silentlambs.
dear barbara and bill:.
concerning the watchtower's actions against you folks and the commendable letter from barb's husband, joe: excellent points about paul airing a congregation's faults btw.. .
OH...... POOR WATCHTOWER........EVERYBODY'S PICKING ON THEM.
i would have to say the worst (aka: funniest) thing i ever did at a meeting was when i sat with the circuit overseer and his wife (many moons ago......) .
anyway, he was really prim and proper and she was of course, a very submissive wife who barely spoke without her husbands permission.
anyway, he goes to the platform and starts off by asking th audience: who was ahab?
stepped in dog poop on the way into the meeting, and i rubbed it off my shoe on the stair to the platform.
does anybody know of a witness named bob langston who was in malden, ma.
and medford, ma.
who claimed to be a licensed therapist and had many of the friends (especially the sisters) as his clients?
Yea, my ex-sister in law is a staunch JW and the office manager of the dentist I go to. I am just waiting for her to screw up on my confidential files. I will sue her to the wall. let's see the JW lawyers help her out then! It is illegal to give out even as much as a phone number.
does anybody know of a witness named bob langston who was in malden, ma.
and medford, ma.
who claimed to be a licensed therapist and had many of the friends (especially the sisters) as his clients?
I wonder if anyone CONFIDENTIALY reported him to the liscensing board?
does anybody know of a witness named bob langston who was in malden, ma.
and medford, ma.
who claimed to be a licensed therapist and had many of the friends (especially the sisters) as his clients?
Funny how he is obligated to break the same confidentiality that the watchtower tries to so venomously protect.
one benefit that jws get from being jehovah's people is the knowledge of good hygiene.
before i came to be a witness, i did not think it was important to brush my teeth thoroughly or wash under my arms real good and use deodarant.
i also tended to be a pack rat with a messy car.
Yeh, they're the cleanest people on earth. whenever we had the bookstudy at our home, they would clean all the food out our refrigerator and say "see ya next week brother hungry".
does anybody know of a witness named bob langston who was in malden, ma.
and medford, ma.
who claimed to be a licensed therapist and had many of the friends (especially the sisters) as his clients?
He Should have used GOLD BOND powder. Imagine what his hands smelled like.
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WE WILL NOT STOP UNTIL JUSTICE IS SERVED AND THOSE FOUND GUILTY PROSECUTED !!!
